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Pi 11-04-2004 10:44 AM

Araft passed away (?)
 
I just read some german and french newspaper online, and both claim that Arafat died this afternoon (MEZ) in France.
I wonder what will happen now in Palestina. Good thing, bad thing, I can't tell...

Update : A spokesman of the hospital denies the infos of the israeli military radio.

Kitsune 11-04-2004 11:21 AM

Interesting. The man didn't die of an Isreali rocket attack or sniper, so there might not be any anger over this? Or maybe it'll happen, anyways.

Now if only someone would finally admit that the pope has been dead for years. We all know that man is being moved around by strings like a puppet when the body appears in public.

Elspode 11-04-2004 06:58 PM

Last I heard, he was not dead, but as good as...

The general media opinion on the situation seems to be that, once he's gone, Intifada will reach new heights of violence and bloodshed.

I also note that all the commentary on his medical symptomology seems rather flummoxed. I wonder if anyone has considered that he may have been poisoned? If anyone could do that, the Israelis could. Think about it...Arafat dies, the Palestinians rise up with renewed vigor and hostility, and the Israeli government immediately has a justification for increased suppression, refusal to leave the West Bank (which has been getting serious discussion and planning lately)...

Oh...wait...I hate conspiracy theories.

wolf 11-05-2004 01:31 AM

Is Arafat to become the Generalissimo Francisco Franco of the Oughts in his valiant fight to remain dead?

I saw a news story tonight that hinted that Arafat's illness may be somewhat controversial.

Warning: Entering Tinfoil Hat Territory

If this report IS true, I doubt that there will ever be confirmation, but if there is, it will certainly be announced as having been part of a nefarious CIA plot of some kind.

Kitsune 11-05-2004 08:19 AM

"For several years there have been suggestions that Arafat was bisexual."

This line in the article comepletely threw me. It seemed wildly out of place when I read it until I checked the site the article is hosted on. Weird.

jaguar 11-05-2004 12:25 PM

Hard to tell, timing would be funny if they did off him, unless it was some nefarious slow process. He's a tired old man, it's probably entirely natural. Who knows what'll happen there now, I'm hopeful however, he became a roadblock in the process of reforming the PLA into a competent, uncorrupt body.

Elspode 11-05-2004 12:34 PM

I've got to start seeing what IE says the link is going to be before I click on it. Now I've got 365gay.com on my Net Nanny web record.

I sure hope no one spends much time reading my McAfee Security log...

Kitsune 11-05-2004 12:54 PM

I've got to start seeing what IE says the link is going to be before I click on it. Now I've got 365gay.com on my Net Nanny web record.

Umm, wha? Why are you running Net Nanny? Trying to protect yourself from questionable content?

wolf 11-05-2004 12:57 PM

His employer in america's heartland is.

So is mine.

I decided a while ago that I just really don't give a shit what my employer thinks about my and my coworker's surfing habits.

I also know that nobody has time to really monitor, and the logging feature will really only come into play if a complaint is issued. (they fired a guy everybody hated and INSTALLED the netnanny because the dumbass was looking at tits on company time in front of female employees. And drooling. And pointing. And shouting "ooh, look at these babies." And before you ask, this guy wasn't 22 and just out of college. He was in his 50s, and was just vile.

I'm fairly boring in my surfing habits anyway ... although I do admit to every now and again going to sites guaranteed to raise an eyebrow, just in case they DO look. Other than that, I honestly don't care if my boss knows I read Witchvox at work ...

Kitsune 11-05-2004 01:04 PM

His employer in america's heartland is.

Ouch. I feel for the both of you.

I find this very saddening. :( We had firewalls at my office that used published lists to block sites with "questionable content", but that all stopped that day we were being interviewed and tested for ISO compliance. On that day, more than half of the outside links in our documentation were blocked by the proxy because they "contained adult content and nudity". I had no idea disk defragging software could be so... suggestive. The auditors found it amusing enough to note and it got escalated.

Thank goodness NetNanny restricts to wholesome sites like The Cellar. *coughWhalePeniscough* :3eye:

Elspode 11-05-2004 04:20 PM

I read Witchvox at work sometimes too...in fact, we're hoping Wren and Fritz will come to Fest this year. We haven't had them there for quite some time, and they're fascinating people.

With my Net Nanny, it isn't a matter of just what people know...it actually blocks stuff...

xoxoxoBruce 11-05-2004 08:36 PM

Boeing has flat out fired an average of 5 people a month for inappropriate sites. Many more wrist slapped. Every month! :angel:

Cyber Wolf 11-07-2004 10:31 AM

I heard this morning that it's offically liver failure Arafat's ailing from and that he's not in a coma but he is deteriorating. Anyone hear any different this time?

So. What's the chances of him getting transplant, yknow, with him being such a powerful world leader and all...:rolleyes: And generally, what's the countdown cycle from liver failure to system shutdown?

Elspode 11-07-2004 11:46 AM

We have resident expert on this subject, if she chooses to comment.

404Error 11-07-2004 12:26 PM

A friend of mine just passed away last Saturday from liver failure. We buried him Wednesday. It was a matter of weeks from the time of diagnosis, he appeared jaundiced, then went into a coma for a few days and died shortly after. He didn't even have time to be put on a list for a transplant. I don't know if his situation is normal of liver failure or not, and there may be more about his condition that I'm not aware, but it was sudden to those of us who knew him.

Radar 11-07-2004 12:57 PM

The only good Arafat is a dead one. Good riddance to that terrorists. Now the peace loving Israelis can get back to defending themselves against their terrorist neighbors who don't even recognize their right to exist. And with Arafat dead, maybe there can finally be some peace.

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Boeing has flat out fired an average of 5 people a month for inappropriate sites. Many more wrist slapped. Every month!
I know that's true. What bothers me is when I get a popup that pulls up an inappropriate website and I get a "hate speech" or a "nudity" thing on my screen.

Cyber Wolf 11-08-2004 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
We have resident expert on this subject, if she chooses to comment.

I could ask my parents, but I just spoke to them. :D

404Error 11-10-2004 10:28 PM

Fox news just had a *news alert* that reports Arafat is officially declared dead as of 2 hours ago. Guess the world will have to wait and see what the Palestines will do now.

Elspode 11-10-2004 11:00 PM

I predict a power struggle featuring lots of violence, followed by lots of violence, and topped off with lots of violence.

wolf 11-11-2004 01:16 AM

Once again, NutNews scoops all the majors.

I admitted a guy tonight who amongst his ramblings about Jesus, The Boston Red Sox, and Other Major Conspiracies said, "You know, Yasser Arafat has been dead for 72 hours." I was interviewing this patient at 1600 hrs EST. When I asked him how he knew that, he pointed at his abdomen, winked, and stated that he couldn't really discuss that any further.

Oh, and he didn't actually say anything about the Boston Red Sox. I added that for humorous effect.

Cyber Wolf 11-11-2004 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf
Once again, NutNews scoops all the majors.

I admitted a guy tonight who amongst his ramblings about Jesus, The Boston Red Sox, and Other Major Conspiracies said, "You know, Yasser Arafat has been dead for 72 hours." I was interviewing this patient at 1600 hrs EST. When I asked him how he knew that, he pointed at his abdomen, winked, and stated that he couldn't really discuss that any further.

Oh, and he didn't actually say anything about the Boston Red Sox. I added that for humorous effect.

Ask him about winning lotto numbers one day.

wolf 11-11-2004 11:42 AM

I find a lot of losing lottery tickets in nut wallets, so I think I'll save myself the money on that one.

Sometimes you find stuff that makes you a little sad too. This same guy, who is a really well known nut, had a bunch of photos in his wallet. He's homeless, but he has somehow managed to keep these in very good condition. Quite a few of them have the traditional "To Uncle Timmy 2003" inscription, laboriously printed by the subject of the photo. So many of our patients either don't have family, or have been pretty much abandoned to the mental health system by their families, that it was kind of touching to find out that he is someone's Crazy Uncle Timmy that Makes the Family Uncomfortable at Holidays.

He does clean up pretty well, though. Talks crazy as shit, but shines up good.

wolf 11-12-2004 12:38 PM

Newsmax is sayin' that The Times is sayin' that the AIDS rumor is likely not just a rumor.

Of course, this is probably one paragraph in the story hailing Arafat as a "stateman" and "world leader" rather than a "terrorist."

wolf 11-13-2004 01:04 AM

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Gotta love The Post.

Their obit "Arafat Dead and Buried" is very different from the 8 page loveletter in the NY Times.

And boy, those guys can write a headline!

(Sorry, don't have a clue as to how to separate the two pieces of the animated .gif, and the "enlarged" version has already been switched over to the Peterson Verdict cover.)

404Error 11-13-2004 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf
Gotta love The Post....(Sorry, don't have a clue as to how to separate the two pieces of the animated .gif, and the "enlarged" version has already been switched over to the Peterson Verdict cover.)


Well you could get all technical and open the image in Photoshop and separate the layers, etc.

...or you could just open the .gif in MS Paint and re-save it as a .jpeg image.
;)

wolf 11-13-2004 02:44 PM

:smack: D'oh!

xoxoxoBruce 11-13-2004 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
:smack: D'oh!

Me too. :o

slang 11-28-2004 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar
The only good Arafat is a dead one. Good riddance to that terrorists.

First, my guy wins the election.....then this guy Arafat falls over D-E-A-D.....then the markets start making some real gains......Daschle get the boot.....AW ban sunsets.....


Now I know how the opposition felt in the nineties! Things are looking pretty good.


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