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xoxoxoBruce 10-16-2004 09:30 AM

Date Gone Bad -- NSFW?
 
Did you ever have one of those defining moments where you didn't have to wonder if your date was going well, anymore?
You know, a clear sign that maybe they weren't pleased with you?
That it might be a deadend relationship? :litebulb:

elSicomoro 10-16-2004 11:07 AM

So THAT'S what happened to the boyfriend Wolf had before Slang...

404Error 10-16-2004 11:22 AM

Yeah Bruce, been there. But look on the bright side, at least you got to see some nice hooters before she took your wallet and backed slowly out the door... ;)

(...plus your hands weren't tied to the bed posts and you got to keep your camera!)

flippant 10-16-2004 12:22 PM

Glad to see womens rights moving that extra leap forward. We HAVE come a long way! (phew) Glad all of that's over now. :eek:

busterb 10-16-2004 12:34 PM

Had a husband do that once, but he had no hooters. Gun yes!!!

Elspode 10-16-2004 12:36 PM

Unless she's already burned the first five, that gun's not loaded. While it makes it appear less threatening, I am heartened to know that the photographer was at least applying a reasonable minimum of firearms safety, ensuring that it was only a *photo* shoot.

Elspode 10-16-2004 12:36 PM

Oh, and lest people think I'm a hopeless nerd...nice boobs!

SteveDallas 10-16-2004 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
lest people think I'm a hopeless nerd...

Too late.... :biglaugha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
nice boobs!

Yeah, I wonder why she still has her pants on?

flippant 10-16-2004 05:17 PM

I'd say she's blending in nicely with those fatigues on......wow never would have seen her coming....cheesy.

xoxoxoBruce 10-16-2004 07:46 PM

Quote:

Yeah, I wonder why she still has her pants on?
Back on. :blunt:

richlevy 10-16-2004 10:45 PM

I think her tits are more dangerous than a gun. Those things could poke out an eye. :smack:

Elspode 10-16-2004 11:00 PM

Ah, sweet blindness...

Trilby 10-16-2004 11:22 PM

As a former mammographer with a least 3,000 boobs under by belt--I must say, those hooters are fake. Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!

SteveDallas 10-16-2004 11:36 PM

That must be some belt!

richlevy 10-16-2004 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
As a former mammographer with a least 3,000 boobs under by belt--I must say, those hooters are fake. Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!

Actually if you have boobs under your belt, it might be time to see a plastic surgeon.

xoxoxoBruce 10-17-2004 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
As a former mammographer with a least 3,000 boobs under by belt--I must say, those hooters are fake. Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!

Boobs? What boobs? I only see a barrel.....and it's a big-un. :sweat:

Trilby 10-17-2004 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy
Actually if you have boobs under your belt, it might be time to see a plastic surgeon.

Someday I will learn to never go into the cellar :rolleyes:

capnhowdy 10-17-2004 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
Unless she's already burned the first five, that gun's not loaded. While it makes it appear less threatening, I am heartened to know that the photographer was at least applying a reasonable minimum of firearms safety, ensuring that it was only a *photo* shoot.

By looking at the image I can only say for sure there are two rounds spent. I wouldn't want to trust this bitch with the other four. Her hands look like a man's. Her tits look...........well........great!
:o

SteveDallas 10-17-2004 10:08 PM

Maybe this is some kind of freaky version of Russian Roulette... sorta like autoerotic asphyxiation, with a partner.

slang 10-17-2004 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore
So THAT'S what happened to the boyfriend Wolf had before Slang...

Two thoughts here.

1. Wolf promised me that when I piss her off and she snaps like a rubber band, she will slit my throat or poison me. No guns, promise.

2. She prefers automatics, not revolvers.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
......those hooters are fake. Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!

And therefore, none of us like to look at that pic.

I have some oceanfront property in Pa to sell you too.

slang 10-17-2004 10:32 PM

Wonder if the revolver matches the hideaway?

Troubleshooter 10-18-2004 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!

Not fake, augmented.

SteveDallas 10-18-2004 09:51 AM

I forgot to ask, bruce, just where exactly did you find this one??

Elspode 10-18-2004 05:52 PM

In his digital camera? :eek:

No...wait...I guess that would be more up NBN's alley.

xoxoxoBruce 10-18-2004 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas
I forgot to ask, bruce, just where exactly did you find this one??

I spend hours slaving over a hot keyboard to keep you entertained and you want to know about other sources. Well I never. :yelsick:
Actually I don't remember, maybe Ehowa, I'll get back to ya.

SteveDallas 10-19-2004 01:44 AM

Listen, I don't know as much about hardware as a lot of other people here, but if your keyboard is becoming hot, I'd suggest you get it checked out.


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