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glatt 10-15-2004 10:33 AM

Bill O'Reilly is a superfreak. Superfreak. He's superfreaky. Yow.
 
:) Yeah, first Rush and his drugs, now Bill O'Reilly and his sexual harassment. The details of the sexual harassment suit are in the complaint on the Smoking Gun's website. I've seen a few stories in the newspapers, and all of them have made a point of saying that O'Reilly hasn't denied the allegations and that he says his career is in serious jeopardy. Sounds to me like the alleged sexual harassment really took place.

I know that there are skeletons in the closets of both liberals and conservatives, but it's particularly satisfying for me to see hypocrites fall hard. Since the conservatives make a big point of portraying themselves as God-fearing family values folks, they fall a lot harder than the liberals who are more tolerant of alternative lifestyles.

Here's a funny excerpt of one of his dirty phone calls:
Quote:

You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I'd join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back...rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water...and um...you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda put my arm - it's one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it...and I would put it around front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard...'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs...

Happy Monkey 10-15-2004 10:41 AM

Later on he forgets the word "loofah" and starts calling it "falafel"... No better way to turn a girl on than rubbing Middle Eastern food on her.

Undertoad 10-15-2004 10:42 AM

Oh my god, when I read that, I heard O'Reilly's voice saying it. :thepain2: :vomit:

Elspode 10-15-2004 11:37 AM

Like most high-falootin' Rightists, Bill O'Reilly has a superiority complex a mile high, and for some reason seems to truly believe that he controls the moral and intellectual high ground. I love it when people (allegedly...as I believe in the "innocent until proven guilty" concept) commit the same acts that they rush to be first in line to condemn when done by others.

There is no doubt that The Right has one set of rules for them (you know how monarchies are) and one set for others. After all, they're moral enough to know when they're being too sexual, or too stoned, or too greedy...right? Isn't that how it works? They can handle it, but the rest of us common rabble must be *controlled*.

SteveDallas 10-15-2004 11:48 AM

At this point, I think we have to ask ourselves...

Isn't it possible that EVERYBODY'S a perv??

Umm, I mean, except me.

hot_pastrami 10-15-2004 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
Like most high-falootin' Rightists, Bill O'Reilly has a superiority complex a mile high, and for some reason seems to truly believe that he controls the moral and intellectual high ground.

Hey man... self-righteousness is a kind of righteousness, isn't it?

I read this document on the Smoking Gun yesterday, and every time I encountered the phrase "plaintiff was repulsed," I certainly shared the sentiment. This one is a page-turner, but the images it produces are nasty with a capital everything. Gah.

vsp 10-15-2004 01:22 PM

Just imagine his O-face while reading that.

(Okay, don't. Really.)

Trilby 10-15-2004 01:32 PM

Didn't O'Reilly write a "novel" (and I use the term loosely) with a scene where the "hero" (and I use the term loosely) goes down on a woman? I think Al Franken had that bit in his Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them.

Happy Monkey 10-15-2004 02:27 PM

Those Who Trespass. Here's a quote:
Quote:

Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon’s tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.

Elspode 10-15-2004 02:49 PM

I don't care if Bill wants to mate with animals...people are entitled to their kinks. However, it needs to be someone who is *willing* to be receptive to the comeons.

I predict it will take about five more minutes before someone starts calling her a liar and smearing her own sexual history all over the news.

glatt 10-15-2004 03:05 PM

I'm not so sure people will call her a liar when she has tapes of the phone calls.

The transcripts of the conversations are so detailed they had to have been taped. Taping phone conversations in N.Y. is against the law without the consent of both parties, so they are not admissable in a court of law. But the implication is clear, that there is a record of these phone calls.

Elspode 10-15-2004 03:24 PM

Sweet! I can't wait for them to hit the 'Net!

flippant 10-15-2004 03:48 PM

Glatt and Happy....thanks. I was forced into those visualizations and that I will always,always regret. UUUUUUUGGHHHH!
Those eyebrows!!......UUUUgh.
Stop! No more details Plllease!
(there goes my romantic life for at least a week because all I can think of now is uuuggh)

DanaC 10-15-2004 04:19 PM

Quote:

At this point, I think we have to ask ourselves...

Isn't it possible that EVERYBODY'S a perv??

Umm, I mean, except me.

Possibly......take for example the Right Honourable Stephen Milligan, Member of Parliament for Eastleigh who died in 1994......The details of his death are interesting :-

Quote:

Stephen Milligan, MP and Parliamentary Private Secretary to the Arms Minister, died in early 1994. ................ His semi-nude body, wearing only items of women's underwear and stockings, was reportedly found draped across a kitchen table in his London flat by his house cleaner................................According to information released through government sources at the time, a piece of chord was tied to his neck from his ankles and a small segment of satsuma orange was found in his mouth.

The signs all pointed to a classic example of death by AEU - auto-erotic asphyxiation. An inquest into his death, held some months later, was inconclusive and returned an open verdict

xoxoxoBruce 10-15-2004 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt
I'm not so sure people will call her a liar when she has tapes of the phone calls.

The transcripts of the conversations are so detailed they had to have been taped. Taping phone conversations in N.Y. is against the law without the consent of both parties, so they are not admissable in a court of law. But the implication is clear, that there is a record of these phone calls.

I see, so his case is dismissed for lack of admissible evidence and she goes to jail for wiretapping. :yelsick:

richlevy 10-16-2004 10:00 PM

BTW, was it my imagination or did O'Reilly sexually harrass Ann Coulter on the air. He was commenting on her appearance on the cover of her book (How to Talk to a Liberal) which has her in a leather (pvc?) top and skirt. He started to imply that she might have a dominant streak while she insisted she was a pussycat. He continued to explore the topic while she looked uncomfortable.

Of course, being a good conservative, maybe she doesn't believe that there is such a thing as sexual harrassment. The look on her face was interesting.

SteveDallas 10-16-2004 10:13 PM

Well, I believe we have in-house the pre-eminent expert on Ann's proclivities, if he wants to speak up.... ;)

Happy Monkey 10-17-2004 08:20 AM

Who, Bill Maher?

elSicomoro 10-17-2004 10:47 AM

Nah...Toad.

LabRat 10-22-2004 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC
Possibly......take for example the Right Honourable Stephen Milligan, Member of Parliament for Eastleigh who died in 1994......The details of his death are interesting :-

:question:
Just curious, is there any significance to the orange in his mouth?

xoxoxoBruce 10-22-2004 11:38 PM

5 Min 22 Seconds of O'Reilly talking sex with a dozen guests.

alphageek31337 10-23-2004 02:38 AM

Context is for suckers! That being said, I'm willing to bet that a lot of the extreme right has repressive issues to deal with, either in themselves or (especially) in their children. Ronny Reagan Jr is a leftist, Cheney's daughter is gay, Bill O'Reilly is obviously sexually frustrated, Dubya has his past issues with coke, booze and such, and is Rush even out of rehab yet? Such *extreme* conservatism tends to result in severe repression of the id, which ends up manifesting itself as a disorder like the above, and heavily conservative parenting will either result in heavily conservative children, or children that rebel (as kids do) and end up being the exact opposite of what the parents wanted in them.

The worst part of reading that quote was not just hearing O'Reilly's voice in my head saying it, but hearing it as very straight-laced, matter-of-fact, flat and without any emotion. I have a hard time believing that man is capable of passion at all. One is reminded of Henry Rollins:

(paraphrased) "And these guys talk about 'straight sex', and it seems so dull, so Republican to me. 'Alright, honey, now we're going to have some straight sex. Are you properly lubricated? Oh well, no matter. We're going to have straight sex. Gee, that was some great straight sex, now it's time for some straight sleep."

(read that, out loud, as if you were reading off stock quotes in the paper, and ignore any punctuation)

Trilby 10-23-2004 10:02 AM

I couldn't get through the entire five min. 22 seconds. I was nauseaous at two minutes. YIIIIIIIICK! Not only is Bill a creep, he's a double-bagger, to boot.
:vomit:

flippant 10-23-2004 07:54 PM

A double-bagger is? :eyebrow:
Should I even ask?

Clodfobble 10-24-2004 10:49 AM

A bag for his head, and a bag for yours too.

xoxoxoBruce 10-24-2004 11:04 AM

Or two on his in case the drool ruins one. ;)


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