haiku II
 

Silly butterfly
Hustles wings to a gallop
Rest yourself awhile

oh cool i remember this!

its two syllables, 5 syllables, 3 syllables right?

It's five/seven/five----it's easy and fun--try it!
If you're not sure, count the syllables out
Sil-ly But-ter-fly (that's five)--get it?

This is my weblog,
There are millions of others,
But this one is mine

Everquest widows
Have nothing on me. It's called
City of Heroes.

Trust ye not Evel,
Says he will jump the canyon,
Ends up in the drink

This recap is for <b>Brianna</b>, because she liked it so much:

A celery stalk,
Has negative calories,
You can look it up

Yay! Thanks NBN--you're a true haiku master! :)

You forgot the last line! ;)

"Yay! Thanks NBN--
You're a true haiku master!
Older men are hot."

Loving my neighbor,
Has become more of a chore,
Again the dog barks

My pipe is busted,
It's always the same story,
Dumbass dropped the bong

I miss fellatio,
Though I did not know her well,
I hope she comes back

I met some roosters,
All the cocks carried a comb,
Do they use Brylcreem?

'Hood associates,
Don't dig my hi-growin' weed,
I shot the sheriff

Red geraniums
Summer's long, hot days stretch on
till fall's chill arrives

Wacky Iraqi,
Is that something you can smoke?
Yeah, if I have to

You too, Clodfobble, rock the haiku!
And, older men are hot!
Now, CF, do you speak in Haiku or do you prefer to converse in dirty limerick? You know, the "There once was a lady from France..."-type thing. We could start a dirty limerick thread... :D

No one likes haiku?
What is wrong with everyone?
Keep the Arts alive!

It's back to school time,
The streets are quiet again,
Curmudgeons approve

Edgar Allan Poe,
Never dabbled in haiku,
Wasn't drunk enough

The Olympics rock.
I'VE got some parallel bars
For those male gymnasts.

Greek gods abundant,
It's not if you win or lose,
It's your muscle tone

I hate banana's
and BANANAPHONE song, too.
I need some xanax!

Happens every time-
that drinking makes me thirsty
It's called a hang-over

I look down the road.
A tumbleweed is coming.
Can I hitch a ride?

When life turns to shit
You must learn to sink or swim
Or just flush the loo

ever notice how
some things keep coming up all
messed up and worry?

best 404 message ever, I wish I could remember where I saw it (it may have been Salon.com's haiku contest)

You step in a stream
But the water has moved on
That page is not here


That being said, I will contribute

Sleeps all day an night
Only wakes to eat and poop
Oh, to be a dog!

One from the archives:

"Well done, my little
collegiate hamsters.
Get your fresh breath pill."

During freshman orientation, I had to sit through some craptastic lecture on "making the most of college" or "how to make good choices" or something in that vein. Either way, Mentos was one of the sponsors, and the speaker handed out packs of the stuff to people in the crowd who would answer questions/participate in the presentation. I decided to sit back and switch between napping and writing sarcastic haiku.

Now that I look back, it's not so much that I "had" to go, but that it was humid as hell, and it was either sit in my room and dehydrate from sweating or endure the dog-and-pony show for the sake of some air conditioning. I think I made the right call.

Adjust tinfoil hats
Conspiracy theorists!
Radar will soon post!

JUST AN ADDITION
 

WHEN IN DANGER! WHEN IN DOUBT!
RUN IN CIRCLES! SCREAM AND SHOUT!!

Saltwater Taffy,
Chosen by nine out of ten,
Rich orthodontists

Spoiler
 

When the Hindenburg,
Takes an infernal swan dive,
George C. Scott did it

Nothing But Net has
much to prove to us, his fans:
make bananna bread!

Doggie doo litters,
All corners of my estate,
Please stay on the path

A Hindu Haiku,
Ding, Rama Rama Ding Ding,
Doesn't seem to work

Flush, a unique word,
It's a noun, verb, adjective,
Poker, Face, and Loo

I love Nothing But
Net and it gets me nowhere;
So help me goddess

The highway beckons,
I Snap into a Slim Jim,
Nine miles to Memphis

oh there's NBN
doing the lynndie again
certifiable.

Brianna's the name
loving NBN's the game
match made in heaven

I don't see the point
of Haiku's, they're restrictive
and don't make much sense.

Writing verse in strict
form can be rather lovely--
Learn to love the pain.

:muse:

I think they are but
an excuse not to create
a form of one's own.

Catwoman, why ask
what haiku can do for you-
ask to serve haiku!

*honorable bowing*

Good point Brianna
yes I am too self-seeking
and must learn to bow.

I try to lose weight
Now I am really hungry.
God is a prankster!

Try the low-carb thing
You won't be hungry at all!
No more sugar-shock.

Just so you know, Chew
I am chewing some chocolate.
Why not get a bar?

Bri:
I have no faith in
Atkins. He died of what? Right,
massive heart failure.


Cat:
I lost my slug for
the vending machine. Seven
-five cents? What bullshit!

Out of pocket change-
Totally broke once again-
Guess I'll suck my thumb.

Nine one one oh one,
Has it really been three years?
Seems like yesterday

Hurricane Ivan,
Nature's WMD,
Got your water wings?

supercalifrag-
ilisticexpiali-
docious. Wow, almost

The first day of Fall,
Or the last day of Summer,
What's the difference?

One more beheaded
taken by terrorism
why does it go on?

Look at my two nerts--
Just floatin' in my scrotum:
Happy Testicles.

Hey baby. Dinner?
Ramen and warm PBR--
(I'll get laid for sure).

Ike is so horny
Hey, Joe. me love you long time
preoccupation

Drank myself naked
at a company party.
No longer work there.

Poetry degree
and I'm writing bad haikus
in a web forum.