Word Association round 2
 

bowels

turd burglar

michael moore

honest

ish

ishmael

isaac

corn

flakes

"No more odor than a hot biscuit!"

"She's got a pussy that smells like hot garbage."

tasty

sentence association from here forward, as we already have one word association thread.

cleanliness is next to godliness.

i take a bath every december and june, whether i need it or not.

spring
 

no , i said where did you take your last bath not when

Where are my pants?

Where's my bra?

Whose breasts are those?

whose bed is this?

For the 10th time, clean up your goddamned room!

OK I'm going to count to three. One.... two.... get back here you little bastard!

You're not my father!

my father died in the clone wars.

Um..cloning..

Stem cells.

go away christopher reeve - we already proved you can't fly.

Batman thought he was a badass.

robin takes it in the ass

and talks about it on the air with howard

Cher thinks Dave's an asshole.

I got YOU, babe!

mmm, baby ruth.

that'll do, pig. that'll do.

hey piglet, have you seen eyeore?

MMMm, make my bacon crisp!

Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon

my wife has lost her shit.

There is a turd burglar in our midst.

oh no! guerillas in the mist

(spelling intentional)

watch out for gorillas when they are pissed

o/`even socrates himself was permanently pi------isssed o/`

A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

A lovely little pisser, but a bugger when he thinks.

Who's playing silly buggers?

where's my louisville slugger?

eeeeeewwww there's a slug in my lettuce!

Oh no! It's Sluggo!

let us pray




damn you glatt

has your dog been spayed?

call a spade a spade

Can we dig a hole to China?

Man. I love Chinese holes.



(japanese, korean, filipino, hawaiian, ect...............)

Doughnuts... Is there anything they can't do?

Go nuts and there's nothing we can't do!

And now for something completely different.

A man with three buttocks.

and i present to you the 5 assed monkey!!! (dr. maphesto)

Mommy, can I have the Sea Monkeys, I'll take care of them, really!

Not until you've had your tea dear.

they found sea men in mrs chokesondick's stomach!

shut up you bucket of monkey spunk.