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there is simply so much to work with here:

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It's all part of a very intricate plan "my son". Style with substance. Little do you know that that collar has a anti-garrote protection metal band inside it. The rectangular metal collar adornment is to facilitate the trapping of the wire (professionals always use thin wire, not rope; it is less visible while being slipped over the victims head (less reaction time), has a degree of stiffness that allows a smooth movement to occur, cuts quickly and deeply into the neck, and does not allow for fingers to slip beneath it no matter the level of desperation) under that point so it does not slide up past the protection. This allows for roughly 1-2 seconds to allow me to administer a death blow to the would-be garroter who is concentrating soley on this one act and not on self-protection (which is completely natural, -thinking- he has the ultimate upper hand). Actually, he never even gets the chance to think "Big mistake".

Little slips, tiny errors, insignificant faux pas, like "abot" versus "about", are things that can not be tolerated in my world. The enemy is always to be considered deadly and the razors edge is always close. (Really; unseen by anyone in the photograph above, or in real life, my thumbs always remain exposed as they have very tiny Trac2 razor pieces super glued to the end of my thumbnails (which are always kept very short to increase the stiffness factor). If I tucked them in, or did not pay critical attention to their position at all times, many things would be sliced. The dominant pupose of this is to negate the movement of other martial arts assailants wishing to control my body (via sympathetic nerve response) through manipulation of my thumbs; what you can not touch (or hold on to), you can not control or substantially influence. This is even more valid when surprized and spurting blood from key points, as the assailants attention is then divided. Once again, the thought of "Big mistake" usually never gets to be formed.)

Take the sunglasses for example, they have tiny, tiny mirrors attached at the inside upper corners near the temple edges of the frame. This allows one to see behind themselves. Sneak up on me? ... let's say it altogether now: "Big mistake".

Knowledge is power. The proper utilization of power results in victory. Victory always results in life. Life is a state of mind. Too bad I have to get old.

how could we NOT do it?

So he's got razors in his thumbs?

Hee. I missed that bit.

Yeah, he uh, removes them, cuts his nails, and reglues them every other day. Yeah.

Quick and dirty:

<img src="http://photos.yafro.com/pics2/i/20040615/4/6/a/8/d/46a8ddf28b9da8666e8179ce739e33960_full.jpg">

My tin foil hat makes aliens unable to penetrate my thoughts. Their failed attempt will be met with confusion and in the 1-2 seconds that it takes for them to realize what is happening I will snap their necks. Not even enough time for them to think, "Big mistake."

Why does this guy remind me of Don Cherry?

Its the high collar...that dapper-ness. But hes no Don Cherry. Coach would take him down a notch.

dirty as they come but..

'when his medication wore off, rich got serious'

Some time over Easter weekend we were watching Coach's Corner and Cherry had on an obnoxious purple velvet suit. He actually said he wore it on account of Jesus. Thanks Don!

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Originally posted by warch
Its the high collar...that dapper-ness. But hes no Don Cherry. Coach would take him down a notch.

But Coach appears to be a right-winger...they might get along.

I think they would have trouble both being the alpha male.

Assassin Foiling Checklist:

Razorblade thumbnails: CHECK!
Anti-Garroting collar: CHECK!
Lexan shatterproof sunglasses: Oh...shit.

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Oops.

Watch out with those thumbs!

Rich could see the ninja team approaching, he readied the throwing knives hidden in his armpits while waiting for them to get close and make a BIG MISTAKE

I suspect that all you gentlemen have followed the thumb thought through to it's logical conclusion ...

please tell me i wasn't the only one that thought of this . Crudely done i know but it gets the point accross .

flaming richbillie

I was going to say something about the lame-ass tards who overlook the obvious, then I post the obvious:

Oh my. Syc. You were right. The thumbs, too!

DAMN. i forgot to give him a mullet. piss

Damn , it looks like this finger fighting thing is catching on ,
http://www.poe-news.com/features.php?feat=31845

That was awesome, Cain. :)

BOW TO HIM, PEOPLE! BOW DOWN!

CAIN, YOU RULE!

YAY CAIN!

I can't stop laughing at that. Can, excellent job. What font is that, by the way?

*laughs cain kicks ass, that had me laughing.

Another couple of past cellarites had some really good animated images, was it Ike's owner and someone else? I'm gonna go dig out those threads.

:joint:

lumberjim, that flaming richbillie was pretty cool even without the mullet! Made me giggle like a little girl.

perth, that font's called Calvin and Hobbes, although I seriously cant remember where I picked it up from.

cain, do something with this:

And make em animated!

beestie, yours rocks, too. i would have voted it the best one until this last cain entry. the comedic value of the checklist goes a long way. good one.

ok, i got no photoshop or anything, but i try with my camera software! haha As long as i can laugh its ok!

LMAOOO York! Sycamore has GOT to see that one. :haha:

Ha! Right on York :thumb:

Ooooooooh Yeeeeeaaaaah!

Darn, colors didnt work out so well....

signs you spend too much time in front of graphics apps: Looked at the wrestling photoshop and my first that was - 'i have that font'.

im Belgian and speak a fairly bit off English, but sorry dude, i couldnt understand what you said....I followed graphics class years ago, but changed to a social job, i just cut and paste some pics and see how funny they are....Yep, im a big kid!!

he's just noting that he recognizes the font used on the macho-man's tshirt in cains last post.

And now, in 1st year English using present tense common verbs, easy nouns, and no idioms or culture-bound terms : :)

Jaguar sees the letters in Cain's picture, on the man's shirt. He has the same style of alphabet on his computer.

OOohhhh was that it? It was indeed a lot easyer how you wrote it! Tnx! Never had English, but speak it at work so....

I learned French in school, and I remember what was easy and what was hard. Hard: uncommon verbs, different tenses, and anything that "plays" with the rules.

It is difficult to write without using words and phrases that a language student understands. I think about how people understand language. I try to choose words that I think people will know. I use only present tense. To write well you must use more words with more subtle meanings that foreign readers do not understand. I am sad that we lose meaning when we communicate. If we communicate well we improve the world.

Tenses and uncommon verbs are probably one of the easier areas of french - they almost always follow some quite small set patterns though the sheer number of tenses can take a while to get used it. (not to mention the razor edge phonetic difference between some) The bigger problem is bloody irregular verbs where you simply have to learn them one by one, particularly for present tense but often for other tenses as well.

Like Spanish, though it's not as difficult phonetically as French.

I had never had a language-class or anythnig, i speak and write in French, German, English and Dutch
...Italian, Spanish.., Arabic..all some words , but to hard to try learn them now... All the slang people use in different area's that another thing...