Damn, I look buff today!
 

Been outside, mowed for like 3 hours, other chores, sweaty, grimy. Veins popping out on my muscles. Almost sunburned and I was pretty tanned already. More severe than military haircut.

Gotta find some neighbor kid to mow this fucker, I'm too sexy to be on display in my front yard. With a chainsaw.

Wife's looking good too, semi half topless sunning on the deck...course she hasn't done a damn thing today.

I need a shower but hate to ruin this moment...then I'll just be another balding, near middle aged, tired, clean white guy. Wife'll still look hot tho.

;-)

jinx and I are going to get drunk on purpose.

I'm sorry, is there any other way?

true..... true.

waaaazzzuaaaaahhhhhhp?.......


ok, 2 shots of vodka, one mikes hard lemonade, and some mushu beef..........just starting to feel it..........


cldfbl, I very rarely get drunk. might be 6 times ever. no, 7. I just had a "shite day" as jag would say. every stinking deal I did was painful.[sol] It was very hurtful to me.[/sol] So I decided, I would hijack this thread, and get drunk. who's with me? c'mon, blue, ol buddy, let's get shitfaced.

woooohoooo! oh yeah.....

I plan to post drunk tonight, so be worefarned


...... I meant to do that.

It's definitely a 2-martini night!

Or maybe some Scotch. :beer:

ok, 4 shots of vodka now, working on mike's #3? or is it 4? ...

...hot bath.......

definitely getting woozy.

talking louder.


embarrasing jinx


maybe i should cool it while i'm still feeling groovy/

hey!

do your lips start to get numb when you're drunk?

Re: Damn, I look buff today!
 

Besides being redundant, what exactly is semi half topless? Is that like 1/8 th naked?


..or you could just post a picture.:angel:

Right, it's late, you're tired from all that work, why bother typing out along explanation of what you meant, when a picture does it all.:blush:

oof. i don't like to be drunk. this sucks. I know I don't like being drunk. what the fuck was I thinking? shit. over and out.

Dumbass...will you do this again 2 weeks from tonight?

Dumbasses, all of you.

Jim first off you're obviously not doing it right. What was so bad about your day? Thanks for sharing dickmunch.

Semi half topless, means I got a good eyeful, but only got a pic from behind. Sorta semi half sucks you know what I mean?

xoxobruce, you're so right, and I'm with you, but she would rip my balls off, really..I think she'd get into it if I could talk her into it, but the whole losing my balls thing is holding me back.

I'm gonna im LJ & Jinx, bet he's a sloppy drunk...should be entertaining. Then I'm gonna IM him in a few hours again, then I'm going to call his phone about 5 am. I can stay up all night for this...amateurs.

You da man, Blue. Be sure and give him our love at 5 AM. And don't forget the time difference.:)

Shit, he;s screening his calls.

Well, if you hadn't announced it here...not to mention, you probably didn't turn off the caller ID function...dumbass!

Yeah I wasn't being too careful, don't worry too much about the ID thing, I don't answer the damn thing anyway. Should we call PA 911 just to make sure they're ok? They sound kind of new at this.

Nah...they're probably fine.

When I referred to Caller ID, I meant turning it off so that they couldn't see who was calling them. Dial *70, then the phone number, and the receiver will only see "Anonymous" or "Private" on their caller ID.

Why is there all this talk of buffness and semi-nudity, drunkeness, etc in this thread...and not one fucking picture? This is the Quality Images thread, isn't it?

It was a quality mental image spode, and the more I think about it the dumbass will probably call me back....shit.

And yeah, the lack of nudity and graphic pictures in this thread sucks too.

why is this is quality images? I see neither quality nor images ;)

Blue is painting a picture in words on the canvas of your mind.

must.....save......thread......

mmmm...camel toe





ok, i am a total light weight. 4 or 5 shots ov vodka, 4 or 5 mike's, and i was in bed by 11:30.

That's not exactly a small amount of alcohol. Granted, I could drink you under the table, but that's not bad.

You know, some beer company is doing commercials about using beer to turn a friend into a friend (cue leering voice). I believe the idea is to find a woman who actually likes you as a person, get her drunk, and have semi or non-consensual sex with her.

What a country.

Naw, you're not a lightweight, you're just middle-aged. Now didn't that make you feel better?:eek:

That would be Molson...they have a billboard along 95 here in the NE, though it's not a chick picker-upper from what I recall.

i just checked my caller id 'just in case' you did call. 12:42am one new call. so, then i checked my messages. yup. "Jim, it's blue. what are you doing? you're drinking? what are you thinking?"

i now have your phone number saved in my cell phone, and free long distance from at&t. be afraid. be very afraid.

*67.

*70 turns off your call waiting so you don't get tossed offline while surfing on dialup ...

Thanks, Wolf...my bad.