May I have your attention please?
 

Thank you.

You're supposed to ding your fork against a glass, first. I'm trying to eat, here.

No. You may not. I'm saving it for my wedding night.



Awww shit I'm already married. Hmmmmm. This could be awkward.

Depends on what you are going to do with/to it.

No...go find something else to do.

Well, we all know about MY attention span (wanders off on the net somewhere and forgets ever having replied to this):3eye:

*irritated voice* WHAT!?

No.

LJ this is not one of those moments.

i'm sorry. i forgot what i was going to say.

Not to worry, we had already discounted it. ;)

When the fuck are you going to say "At ease!"

i keep forgetting that you are royalty, griff. It's a good thing you refer to yourself in the plural as a reminder.... m' lord.

:)

Just look at the registration date my lad.

Isn't that called seniority?

Does that mean I can tell LJ to respect his seniors?

The only problem with the reg dates is that some people got to the party late...like Wolf. She's down in the 100's, but has been down with Cellar for 500 years.

yes, jag, it does. i respect the shit out of griff, that's why i never fuck with him...much. most of you old schoolers are righteous. even sycamore when he's not being a pain. at one point i was of a different opinion, but have been educated otherwise. the thing that changed my mind is "attrition" as wolf put it. the self policing nature of a board weeds out the dickheads, and for someone to have survived as long as you elders have, is proof in the pudding, as it were, of your ability to string letters together that make one kind of sense or another. so, kudos, you olduns. just don't discount the newbies!

You just don't like me handing your ass back to you...that's all. :)

I could stand to treat newbies a little better, but I try to give them the benefit of the doubt, and won't draw first blood. I dunno about this rich2741 guy though...

This is an American board, all members are created equal.
From there on, they're on their own.;)

oooo. ahhhhh. sounds interesting. can I be the King? pleeeeaaassseeeee. I even have already my throne set up. it's white, with a tiny armholder and a hole in the middle with water under it for me to cool off.

I once read on the Internet that the best way to show off your armpits was by being crucified. What did they meant?

Jesus had fantastic armpits, of course.

I heard he had work done though...

That nails it for me...

the master. he's punnilicious. he's the punnster. the puntif.

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

(breaking out)They Don't Notice Me There. (snif) it's like I'm (actual poem written by myself in a sad period of time.)

Oh Tomas you're not a piece of crap you're just a bit, you know, attention-seeking and well, random. What you say doesn't make a whole lot of sense sometimes. OK all of the time. Don't worry. You'll probably grow out of it. And if you don't, come back here and jaguar can give you some counselling, because that's what he does for a living. Doh!

Let me see........

Tomas says his throne is a toilet, then wonders why people treat him like crap............

Jesus had great abs. Wonder if he had a "BowFlex"......

Where is Jag?

:whofart:

Don't know, but it's clear He did a bit of cross-training...

(in stoic amazement) yeah, make me believe that.

That took me a minute, but I got a great laugh out of it when I caught on.

At Easter, I notice that the churches have colored cloth on the crosses in front of the place.

I've often wondered....

The person who placed the cloth on the cross.......

Is that person......

A "cross-dresser"?

Just wondering.

Jag you left off the 'doh'. It was ironic.

Farewell speech
 

Just like Jesus, I must bid all of you a great farewell. I'll be going away. But, Just like Jesus, I'm saying that I'll be back (who knows when exactly) when I have signed up in NetZero.

I'll be leaving everything open. My yahoo e-mail account, my Cellar spot (Which BTW, I think in the beginning I needed the book entiltled The Cellar for Dummies ) , If by any circumstances my cellar spot has to be deleted, tell UT or the administrators to fell free to do so. notice that only under certain circumstances.

(raises gobblet)to the Internet...

I ask of you not to answer to me back; your outcries might never be heard.... What am I saying!!! Please answer me today of all days before 6:00 PM CDT . fast...

Bye. Have fun.

A.M.F.

...What? :whofart:

:rolleyes:

what?

:p just what he means Tomas, my bro.

:blunt: maybe you didn't hear my bro, but he said Ant Mining Fleas for A.M.F. Is that It?

Yes, Ant Mining Fleas.