(Hillary Clinton for president of the U.S.A.)
 

Keep a woman out of the white house and we will save the American tax payers a thousand dollars a year on toylet paper alone.

OK Perry. Enough with the starting new threads. Why don't you just put your new jokes all under this thread? You can do that by hitting the reply button instead of the start new thread button.

Maybe he shouldn't post anymore jokes at all. That one was lame. I don't even get it.

That one was lame? I think they are all lame.

Friendly lot you are,have a grait day and remember iff you are going to drink and drive you got to have a car.

That one was the first I read. After it, I avoided the others.;)

iff? I think you can have a car, and not drink and drive.

Or you could have a bottle of Pagan Pink Ripple and a bicycle. :D

Re: (Hillary Clinton for president of the U.S.A.)
 

BOOOOOO!
:mad:

(Lady)
 

Iff the good lord in all of his wisdom decided that man must have a mate and what we have ome to know as a woman was his best shot,why do you sepose it is that he choose to make them out of spare parts???

(Spare ribs yet.)

(Onyx,)
 

Just having a little fun girl,did you overdose on your ugly pills this morning???

Apparently the pharmacy was all out, sold em all to some dude named perry

Good shot girl.you know when my bride of just under fifty years an i were corting i used to call her Candy.

I called her Candy because she made my peanut brittle..

Congratulations Perry on your first post of true worth.

you're 34 and you've been married for 50 years? or is your wife just shy of 50yrs old?

or are you a.........troll?

I think Dec 31 1969 is what it winds up looking like if you don't put a birthday in at all.

ah, the defalut? i still think he's a little trollish.

at first i suspected that he was a classmate of tomas reuda.

time will tell

Don't think so, UT. Anything before 12-1-69 will give that date. Did it to me, so I took out the year.:)

(Lumber Jim.)
 

Im so f----n old that i have to take viagra four times a day just to keep from pissing in my sox and i can remember when a curser was someone who walked around swearing all of the time,coke was a cold drink,grass was something that you sat on at the park and gay ment happy.

(Is that old or what???)

Not as old as the jokebook you dragged that out of

Laughing always feels better than crying.

Try it sometime it wont hurt your face i promise.

I only laugh when something is funny