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Change one letter; define same

quote:Originally posted by lumberjim
inuendo: (def) an Italian suppository.

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posted by jdbutler
Good one!

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition: I would spell your word inuend-OH!
This could be a new thread for all of the sicko's: Such as:

“Afropros”: Anything relevant to the black community.

“Alcoholyc” - A drunken man of the cloth.

“Arnold Schwanzenegger”: The well-hung, male porn star that lost the California governors race.

“Au Bone Pain” The café of choice for overworked porn stars, chiropractors, and those afflicted with osteopornosis.

"Osteopornosis": A degenerate disease, usually found in teenage boys, characterized by a stiffening of the bone.

“Aunticipation”: What you experience when you are getting frisky and inebriated with your mother’s sister.

“Asspoles”: Polish Assholes.

"Battoo" - Those hideous colored markings left on your skin after being beaten with a Louisville Slugger.

“Bleat their meat”: What lonely shepherds do for fun. (Baaad!)

C'mon guys, send those submissions in!!!

Most creative submission receives a trip to England to witness the “Crap Circles”: (The mysterious markings left in fields by terrified UFO abductees) , a book of “Early English Cliterature”: (Soft porn of the Middle Ages), and an overnight frolic with a
“Krakoe” (A drug addicted prostitute from a city in Southern Poland).

Do not suffer from a “Wimpulse” ( A sudden inclination to act spinelessly), send in your contributions! Beware of the Woofie though, she shoots punsters on sight. Have Fun...

these are friggin hysterical.

jinx heard one:

bacne: having a back covered in nasty clumps of disfiguring zits.

Fugly : fucking UGLY !!!!!

pleazure: the moment of paralysis akin to a siezure that strikes during a powerful orgasm.

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Originally posted by zippyt
you put my song list on syc's thread , and his on mine , i was trying to figuer out just what the HELL was going on , now it makes sence

sence: What you talk when you're trying to reason with a stoned person.

UUUUugly : Way beyond Fugly

twhat? - a deaf vagina

Immanuel Kunt: A philosopher with a certain fixation.

recTums: calcium antacid suppositories

liverworst: the nastiest tasting luncheon meat

fugly can also be defined as being both fat and ugly.

"Dudas": The cover identity given to the twin brother of a well known informant after he was relocated to California under the Jehova's Witness Protection Program. (Triple creativity points!)

"Lotten Plick" A non-tipper at a Chinese Restaurant.

"Cork Sucker" The wino that just has to get the last drop out of the bottle.

"Fornicution" What occurs when one sticks his schwantz into a live wall socket.

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Originally posted by jdbutler
"Dudas": The cover identity given to the twin brother of a well known informant after he was relocated to California under the Jehova's Witness Protection Program. (Triple creativity points!)

"Lotten Plick" A non-tipper at a Chinese Restaurant.

"Cork Sucker" The wino that just has to get the last drop out of the bottle.

"Fornicution" What occurs when one sticks his schwantz into a live wall socket.

Oh, hell yeah!

great stuff!

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Originally posted by lumberjim

Oh, hell yeah!

great stuff!

Thank you "Slumberjim"... The state of the Jeep selling prick that bogarts your joint when you have to go to the "head".

"Humpkin" What West Virginians do for fun on Halloween.

*waiting for someone to say "dumberjim" or Dycamore"*

derection what you get when your girlfriend farts during sex

Cheez-zit - smudge of orange on your face after eating cheez-flavored snak foods.

Geeko
the mascot of the subculture of computer geeks who do more than 75% of their shopping online. Almost certain to have Geico insurance.

"Junipper" - What Sergeant Schultz named his German Shepard.

Cundertoad - the same user... but more of an asshole

Elspade - ...but working as a Hispanic gardener

Umberjim - ...but taken by the blacks in the 5th round of the racial draft

Wippyt - ...but enjoys nitrous oxide too much

Slartibartfist - ...never mind

minx - ...but flirting with all the other guy cellarites

jdsbutler - ...but sad he's no longer in the employ of John Denver

xxxxxxBruce - ...but promoting his porn empire

Haguar - ...but insulting to his female companions

Toadally cool!:beer:

to continue UT's list

Sycamole......never comes out of the house in daylight

Welf.......after losing her job at the funny farm and filing for "assistance"

Slung......use your imagination....except welf...er wolf

Not_Pastrami......his nemesis

Blew58......he needed the money. OH!

Breastie......after the surgery

Gruff......The surly dwarf

OnyxLouger.......smokes too much, and spits a lot

Gadar.....finally admitted it

sorry, i had to bend the rules on blue and beestie....but just 2 letters changed...still ....

DIOS: the one true operating system.

Vaseball: a game of catch played by children in the living room.

Dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

fellar - a male resident of a certain .org

collar - a restraining device used to prevent unwanted posts from certain members of said site (Tomas Rueda...)

celler - alternative chatroom for dyslexic market stall owners and retail managers

sellar - the occasional idiots that try to spam here for some stupid product.

"Clapdance" What you may get at an extremely sleazy strip-club.

"Dichael" The Archangel of lesbians.

"Fratulence" The malodorous aroma emitted at Keg parties.

"Gincontinence" When you drink so much you piss your pants.

"Gaelick" The preferred vernacular of Irish homosexuals.

"Inferior Decorator" An under-talented flamer that you do not want decorating your house.

"Irregae" Off-key Jamacian music.

"Jet Fag" What you experience when sitting next to an inferior decorator on an airliner.

"Lumpty Dumpty" The fortunate egg that was only slightly injured in the great fall.

"Matholic" A devout, albeit guilt ridden, statistician.

"Misturbator" The polite way to refer to an eldery jag-off such as myself.

Reintarnation : comeing back a hill billy

Quote:

Gadar.....finally admitted it

My favourite

thoink: to think about a pig

mantion: to say something macho in an offhand manner
"eh, my balls kind of itch....just thought I'd mantion that"

"Palcoholic" Your bestest drinking buddy.

"Malcoholic" Your drinking buddy that want's to kick some ass.

"Seersucker" A homo with a taste for clairvoyants.

"Shard-on" What you might get when you rub your schwantz with a glass rod.