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tomthejunglecat 05-01-2004 09:14 PM

*CRASHES THROUGH CEILING*
 
Yes. I'm Thomas, and I'm looking for a forum to take care of me. So, hi, then. :cool:

jaguar 05-02-2004 12:32 AM

wolf is the best person to talk to for that kind of thing..

lumberjim 05-02-2004 01:03 AM

oy.

a quick quiz to get to know you:

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox?

2. Have you ever been in prison?

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles?

4. Righty or lefty?

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog?

6. Who is the best rock band of all time?

7. Are you older or younger than 30?

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first?

9. Do you consider fish to be meat?

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon?


answer in your own words. and for christsakes, don't cheat.

you must get 70% or better to pass. good luck.

marichiko 05-02-2004 02:05 AM

Oh, this place will take care of you all right. My advice is to come out swinging, and you'll be just fine. Hint: The answer to no. 8 is "true."

jaguar 05-02-2004 02:39 AM

Quote:

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog?
Loaded question! Some people prefer both! Stop discrimination against minorities!

DanaC 05-02-2004 06:29 AM

Yo there tomthejunglecat...Nice to have ya down in the cellar ( someone better grab some kitty litter there are an awful lot of feliones down here).....Really I think this one should be referred to Katkeeper rather than wolf.....Just for neatness sake if naught else right?
I noticed on your biog your list of interests includes "1337" is that a game I dont know of or the year? If its the year....why tha year?

Elspode 05-02-2004 08:50 AM

Are feliones cat felons?

tomthejunglecat 05-02-2004 11:27 AM

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? Yes

2. Have you ever been in prison? No

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? No

4. Righty or lefty? Righty

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? Hot dogs are evil

6. Who is the best rock band of all time? Throw Rag

7. Are you older or younger than 30? Younger

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? True?

9. Do you consider fish to be meat? Yes

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? Yes

Griff 05-02-2004 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaguar
Loaded question! Some people prefer both! Stop discrimination against minorities!
Young people these days! Anything other than mustard is a sin against both God and man.

jaguar 05-02-2004 12:25 PM

See! The old generations are keeping us down! Revolution! Destory the facist power structure! Legalise pot!

wolf 05-02-2004 12:35 PM

Ketchup. It's the only way to go.

You can't sin against man, you can only perpetrate evil against him.

Sin is a matter one takes up with one's deity.

xoxoxoBruce 05-02-2004 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaguar
See! The old generations are keeping us down! Revolution! Destory the facist power structure! Legalise pot!
Uh,...I think that's legalise ketchup.:p

elSicomoro 05-02-2004 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Griff
Young people these days! Anything other than mustard is a sin against both God and man.
Shut up, you fascist drunk old man!

marichiko 05-02-2004 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaguar
See! The old generations are keeping us down! Revolution! Destory the facist power structure! Legalise pot!

Vee haf ways uf dealing wif people like you. You vill eat relish on your dog and like it or else!;)

OnyxCougar 05-02-2004 12:57 PM

I like hotdogs with ketchup, mustard AND relish!!! No kraut or onions. :)

jaguar 05-02-2004 01:02 PM

Quote:

Vee haf ways uf dealing wif people like you. You vill eat relish on your dog and like it or else!
PILATE:
Whom would you have me welease?
BOB HOSKINS:
Welease Woger!
CROWD:
Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing]
PILATE:
Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!
CROWD:
[cheering]
CENTURION:
Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir.
PILATE:
What?
CENTURION:
Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir.
PILATE:
Ah. We have no 'Woger'!
CROWD:
Ohhhhh!
BOB:
Well, what about Wodewick, then?
CROWD:
Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!
PILATE:
Centuwion, why do they titter so?
CENTURION:
Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir.
PILATE:
Are they... wagging me?
CENTURION:
Oh, no, sir!
GUARD #3:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick!
CROWD:
[laughing]
CENTURION:
Sir, we don't have a 'Roderick' either.
PILATE:
No 'Woger'? No 'Wodewick'?
CENTURION:
Sorry, sir.
PILATE:
Who is this 'Wod'--
GUARD #1:
[chuckle]
PILATE:
Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer?
BOB:
He's a wobber!
CROWD:
[laughing]
MAN:
And a wapist!
CROWD:
[laughing]
WOMAN:
And a pickpocket!
CROWD:
Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!...
PILATE:
He sounds a notowious cwiminal.
CENTURION:
We haven't got him, sir. Mm hm.
PILATE:
Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?

SteveDallas 05-02-2004 01:18 PM

ketchup, onions, and coleslaw.

marichiko 05-02-2004 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaguar


PILATE:
He sounds a notowious cwiminal.
CENTURION:
We haven't got him, sir. Mm hm.
PILATE:
Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?


:D Only the innocent. The real criminals have aquired enough money through their illegal activities to hire good lawyers to get them off.

jaguar 05-02-2004 01:34 PM

I'm not sure if you missed The Life Of Brian reference or not

DanaC 05-02-2004 01:36 PM

hahaha. Thanks for that Jaguar. Got to be one of the all time funniest films ever

tw 05-02-2004 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog?
Salsa is the politically correct answer.

DanaC 05-02-2004 04:30 PM

I like chutney

Lady Sidhe 05-02-2004 05:05 PM

As you see, these people will talk about ANYTHING;)


Sidhe

DanaC 05-02-2004 05:20 PM

Quote:

As you see, these people will talk about ANYTHING
:joint:

tomthejunglecat 05-02-2004 05:30 PM

I think I like this board. :D

DanaC 05-02-2004 05:31 PM

*chants in low voice*
One of us! One of us!

OnyxCougar 05-02-2004 07:57 PM

You got a mouse in your pocket?

ladysycamore 05-03-2004 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OnyxCougar
I like hotdogs with ketchup, mustard AND relish!!! No kraut or onions. :)
:thumb: However, I will make an exception to the kraut if it's a kosher dog with just mustard.

Otherwise, it's usually ketchup and relish (sweet).

dar512 05-03-2004 06:08 PM

And of course the Zen answer:

Make me one with everything.

OnyxCougar 05-03-2004 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ladysycamore


:thumb: However, I will make an exception to the kraut if it's a kosher dog with just mustard.

Otherwise, it's usually ketchup and relish (sweet).

**rubs up against Rho and purrs**

lumberjim 05-03-2004 06:21 PM

SORRY, FOLKS.
the only correct answer is mustard. The arguments should be yellow or brown. to me, that depends on the hotdog. If it;s a quality dog like a Thulmans', yellow is good, but if it's a ballpark, you;d better go brown for the spiciness to overpower the nasty dog taste.

you just never know what tangent a thread will take, do you?

lumberjim 05-03-2004 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tomthejunglecat
1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? Yes

2. Have you ever been in prison? No

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? No

4. Righty or lefty? Righty

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? Hot dogs are evil

6. Who is the best rock band of all time? Throw Rag

7. Are you older or younger than 30? Younger

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? True?

9. Do you consider fish to be meat? Yes

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? Yes

I'M SORRY, TOM, YOU ONLY SCORED 50%

the correct answers are as follows:

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? yes

2. Have you ever been in prison? no

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? no

4. Righty or lefty? righty

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? mustard

6. Who is the best rock band of all time? led zeppelin

7. Are you older or younger than 30? "my body or my soul?"

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? " fuck you , do your own math"

9. Do you consider fish to be meat? yes

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? "yeah, right"

dar512 05-03-2004 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim


6. Who is the best rock band of all time? led zeppelin

Bzzzzzt. I'm sorry we'll have to get the judges' ruling on this......


No. The judges say that Led Zeppelin can not be the best rock band of all time because Stairway to Heaven is so overplayed. Not their fault, but that's showbiz, kid.

dar512 05-03-2004 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
SORRY, FOLKS.
the only correct answer is mustard. The arguments should be yellow or brown. to me, that depends on the hotdog. If it;s a quality dog like a Thulmans', yellow is good, but if it's a ballpark, you;d better go brown for the spiciness to overpower the nasty dog taste.

you just never know what tangent a thread will take, do you?

I agree that mustard is the correct answer. However, that brown stuff looks like baby shit to me. I could never put that stuff in my mouth.

lumberjim 05-03-2004 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dar512


I agree that mustard is the correct answer. However, that brown stuff looks like baby shit to me. I could never put that stuff in my mouth.

what, baby shit or brown mustard?
and if you think about it, baby shit looks more like yellow mustard thats just a little old.
Quote:

Bzzzzzt. I'm sorry we'll have to get the judges' ruling on this......
sorry, dude. my quiz. my answers. go get your own newbie to pick on.

tomthejunglecat 05-03-2004 10:38 PM

Led Zepplin?? Close, but no, I'm sorry, Throw Rag is awwwesome. :p

elSicomoro 05-03-2004 10:53 PM

I saw Throw Rag open for the Reverend Horton Heat last fall...not bad. The washboard guy is insane.

Undertoad 05-04-2004 06:54 AM

If they have a washboard guy they are not the greatest rock band of all time.

Griff 05-04-2004 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undertoad
If they have a washboard guy they are not the greatest rock band of all time.
I have a zero tolerance policy for washboards.

dar512 05-04-2004 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim


sorry, dude. my quiz. my answers. go get your own newbie to pick on.

I never pick on newbies. That would be cruel.

I'd rather give you shit.

lumberjim 05-04-2004 09:15 AM

i hear that, dar. sorry i havent done anything really stupid lately to give you ammo. I know; I'll make a greivous grammatical error soon so you can point it out?

Beestie 05-04-2004 09:54 AM

Quote:

I'll make a greivous grammatical error soon so you can point it out?
Allow me...

http://members.cox.net/xycof/LJ_FuckUps2.jpg

OnyxCougar 05-04-2004 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beestie
Allow me...

http://members.cox.net/xycof/LJ_FuckUps2.jpg

ROFL!! Goooo Beestie!!!

lumberjim 05-04-2004 10:37 AM

oh my. oh dear me. goodness gracious.

SteveDallas 05-04-2004 10:51 AM

Must. Not. Take up. The Red Pen of Grammatical Pedanticism.

Because I'd never be able to put it down again. It had to be surgically extracted the last time.

DanaC 05-04-2004 10:52 AM

Quote:

Must. Not. Take up. The Red Pen of Grammatical Pedanticism. Because I'd never be able to put it down again. It had to be surgically extracted the last time.
I hesitate to ask from where it was removed.......?

ladysycamore 05-04-2004 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
I saw Throw Rag open for the Reverend Horton Heat last fall...not bad. The washboard guy is insane.
OMG that was them??? Ohhh okay. Yeah, he was insane. Basically, any Reverend show has it's insane moments. :D

SteveDallas 05-04-2004 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DanaC


I hesitate to ask from where it was removed.......?

My fingers had clamped tight around it as a reaction to the agony I experienced reading some things.

Now, admit it, Dana, you were hoping for a more disgusting response than that, weren't you? :censored:

Beestie 05-04-2004 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SteveDallas
Must. Not. Take up. The Red Pen of Grammatical Pedanticism.

Because I'd never be able to put it down again. It had to be surgically extracted the last time.

Be nice - I haven't reviewed your CD yet. :)

elSicomoro 05-04-2004 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undertoad
If they have a washboard guy they are not the greatest rock band of all time.
Like you know anything about rock music, ya wuss. :)

elSicomoro 05-04-2004 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Griff
I have a zero tolerance policy for washboards.
How can say that when you listen to all that hillbilly shit...that's bound to have some washboards in it.

Griff 05-04-2004 02:58 PM

None of the good hillbilly stuff. That crap is only for Hee Haw.

elSicomoro 05-04-2004 03:05 PM

Like you'd know...after all, you ARE a hillbilly.

SteveDallas 05-04-2004 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beestie
Be nice - I haven't reviewed your CD yet. :)
Don't worry, that was a general commentary on the state of writing on the Internet, not a dig at you specifically.

dar512 05-04-2004 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
i hear that, dar. sorry i havent done anything really stupid lately to give you ammo. I know; I'll make a greivous grammatical error soon so you can point it out?
Would I do that? :angel:

It's not that I wait in anticipation. You're just good-natured about such things.

Um, and I've still got to go with overplayed.

tomthejunglecat 05-04-2004 06:27 PM

*too lazy to quote* yeah, I saw them live too. I got my picture taken with Jacko. We were right up front and he was there in front of me pretty much the whole night. God that show was great.

marichiko 05-04-2004 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Like you'd know...after all, you ARE a hillbilly.
ahh 'hem (clears throat). It just so happens that blue grass is the greatest musical genre of all time, and as a born Kentuckian I have a keen ear for the wash board which, alas, has sadly fallen into dire neglect by most blue grass groups today. On the bright side, the Telluride Blue Grass Festival is coming up in June! Anyone who needs directions for driving over Imogene Pass the wrong way on the jeep trail in order to crash the festival is welcome to contact me!:band:

Elspode 05-04-2004 07:43 PM

I got a washboard for Xmas from one of my musical cohorts this past year. I'm still trying to find five thimbles big enough for all my fingers.

elSicomoro 05-04-2004 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by marichiko
It just so happens that blue grass is the greatest musical genre of all time, and as a born Kentuckian I have a keen ear for the wash board which, alas, has sadly fallen into dire neglect by most blue grass groups today.
And you are officially high. :)

I was just fucking with Griff...b/c sometimes it's necessary to do. I don't listen to a lot of it, but bluegrass is good stuff.

marichiko 05-05-2004 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore


And you are officially high. :)

I was just fucking with Griff...b/c sometimes it's necessary to do. I don't listen to a lot of it, but bluegrass is good stuff.

Damn straight, I'm high! Currently at 6,320 feet elevation. Come June in Telluride I'll be at 8,725 feet. June 17- 20 Telluride offers 3 days and nights of some of the best bluegrass around. Y'all come now, you hear?

http://www.planetbluegrass.com/lowband.shtml


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