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Yes. I'm Thomas, and I'm looking for a forum to take care of me. So, hi, then. :cool:
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wolf is the best person to talk to for that kind of thing..
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oy.
a quick quiz to get to know you: 1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? 2. Have you ever been in prison? 3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? 4. Righty or lefty? 5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? 6. Who is the best rock band of all time? 7. Are you older or younger than 30? 8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? 9. Do you consider fish to be meat? 10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? answer in your own words. and for christsakes, don't cheat. you must get 70% or better to pass. good luck. |
Oh, this place will take care of you all right. My advice is to come out swinging, and you'll be just fine. Hint: The answer to no. 8 is "true."
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Yo there tomthejunglecat...Nice to have ya down in the cellar ( someone better grab some kitty litter there are an awful lot of feliones down here).....Really I think this one should be referred to Katkeeper rather than wolf.....Just for neatness sake if naught else right?
I noticed on your biog your list of interests includes "1337" is that a game I dont know of or the year? If its the year....why tha year? |
Are feliones cat felons?
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1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? Yes
2. Have you ever been in prison? No 3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? No 4. Righty or lefty? Righty 5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? Hot dogs are evil 6. Who is the best rock band of all time? Throw Rag 7. Are you older or younger than 30? Younger 8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? True? 9. Do you consider fish to be meat? Yes 10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? Yes |
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See! The old generations are keeping us down! Revolution! Destory the facist power structure! Legalise pot!
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Ketchup. It's the only way to go.
You can't sin against man, you can only perpetrate evil against him. Sin is a matter one takes up with one's deity. |
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Vee haf ways uf dealing wif people like you. You vill eat relish on your dog and like it or else!;) |
I like hotdogs with ketchup, mustard AND relish!!! No kraut or onions. :)
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Whom would you have me welease? BOB HOSKINS: Welease Woger! CROWD: Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing] PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease Woger! CROWD: [cheering] CENTURION: Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir. PILATE: What? CENTURION: Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir. PILATE: Ah. We have no 'Woger'! CROWD: Ohhhhh! BOB: Well, what about Wodewick, then? CROWD: Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick! PILATE: Centuwion, why do they titter so? CENTURION: Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir. PILATE: Are they... wagging me? CENTURION: Oh, no, sir! GUARD #3: [chuckling] PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick! CROWD: [laughing] CENTURION: Sir, we don't have a 'Roderick' either. PILATE: No 'Woger'? No 'Wodewick'? CENTURION: Sorry, sir. PILATE: Who is this 'Wod'-- GUARD #1: [chuckle] PILATE: Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer? BOB: He's a wobber! CROWD: [laughing] MAN: And a wapist! CROWD: [laughing] WOMAN: And a pickpocket! CROWD: Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!... PILATE: He sounds a notowious cwiminal. CENTURION: We haven't got him, sir. Mm hm. PILATE: Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all? |
ketchup, onions, and coleslaw.
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:D Only the innocent. The real criminals have aquired enough money through their illegal activities to hire good lawyers to get them off. |
I'm not sure if you missed The Life Of Brian reference or not
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hahaha. Thanks for that Jaguar. Got to be one of the all time funniest films ever
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I like chutney
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As you see, these people will talk about ANYTHING;)
Sidhe |
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I think I like this board. :D
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*chants in low voice*
One of us! One of us! |
You got a mouse in your pocket?
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Otherwise, it's usually ketchup and relish (sweet). |
And of course the Zen answer:
Make me one with everything. |
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SORRY, FOLKS.
the only correct answer is mustard. The arguments should be yellow or brown. to me, that depends on the hotdog. If it;s a quality dog like a Thulmans', yellow is good, but if it's a ballpark, you;d better go brown for the spiciness to overpower the nasty dog taste. you just never know what tangent a thread will take, do you? |
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the correct answers are as follows: 1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? yes 2. Have you ever been in prison? no 3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? no 4. Righty or lefty? righty 5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? mustard 6. Who is the best rock band of all time? led zeppelin 7. Are you older or younger than 30? "my body or my soul?" 8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? " fuck you , do your own math" 9. Do you consider fish to be meat? yes 10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? "yeah, right" |
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No. The judges say that Led Zeppelin can not be the best rock band of all time because Stairway to Heaven is so overplayed. Not their fault, but that's showbiz, kid. |
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and if you think about it, baby shit looks more like yellow mustard thats just a little old. Quote:
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Led Zepplin?? Close, but no, I'm sorry, Throw Rag is awwwesome. :p
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I saw Throw Rag open for the Reverend Horton Heat last fall...not bad. The washboard guy is insane.
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If they have a washboard guy they are not the greatest rock band of all time.
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I'd rather give you shit. |
i hear that, dar. sorry i havent done anything really stupid lately to give you ammo. I know; I'll make a greivous grammatical error soon so you can point it out?
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oh my. oh dear me. goodness gracious.
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Must. Not. Take up. The Red Pen of Grammatical Pedanticism.
Because I'd never be able to put it down again. It had to be surgically extracted the last time. |
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Now, admit it, Dana, you were hoping for a more disgusting response than that, weren't you? :censored: |
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None of the good hillbilly stuff. That crap is only for Hee Haw.
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Like you'd know...after all, you ARE a hillbilly.
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It's not that I wait in anticipation. You're just good-natured about such things. Um, and I've still got to go with overplayed. |
*too lazy to quote* yeah, I saw them live too. I got my picture taken with Jacko. We were right up front and he was there in front of me pretty much the whole night. God that show was great.
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I got a washboard for Xmas from one of my musical cohorts this past year. I'm still trying to find five thimbles big enough for all my fingers.
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I was just fucking with Griff...b/c sometimes it's necessary to do. I don't listen to a lot of it, but bluegrass is good stuff. |
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http://www.planetbluegrass.com/lowband.shtml |
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