*CRASHES THROUGH CEILING*
 

Yes. I'm Thomas, and I'm looking for a forum to take care of me. So, hi, then. :cool:

wolf is the best person to talk to for that kind of thing..

oy.

a quick quiz to get to know you:

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox?

2. Have you ever been in prison?

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles?

4. Righty or lefty?

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog?

6. Who is the best rock band of all time?

7. Are you older or younger than 30?

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first?

9. Do you consider fish to be meat?

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon?


answer in your own words. and for christsakes, don't cheat.

you must get 70% or better to pass. good luck.

Oh, this place will take care of you all right. My advice is to come out swinging, and you'll be just fine. Hint: The answer to no. 8 is "true."

Loaded question! Some people prefer both! Stop discrimination against minorities!

Yo there tomthejunglecat...Nice to have ya down in the cellar ( someone better grab some kitty litter there are an awful lot of feliones down here).....Really I think this one should be referred to Katkeeper rather than wolf.....Just for neatness sake if naught else right?
I noticed on your biog your list of interests includes "1337" is that a game I dont know of or the year? If its the year....why tha year?

Are feliones cat felons?

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? Yes

2. Have you ever been in prison? No

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? No

4. Righty or lefty? Righty

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? Hot dogs are evil

6. Who is the best rock band of all time? Throw Rag

7. Are you older or younger than 30? Younger

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? True?

9. Do you consider fish to be meat? Yes

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? Yes

Young people these days! Anything other than mustard is a sin against both God and man.

See! The old generations are keeping us down! Revolution! Destory the facist power structure! Legalise pot!

Ketchup. It's the only way to go.

You can't sin against man, you can only perpetrate evil against him.

Sin is a matter one takes up with one's deity.

Uh,...I think that's legalise ketchup.:p

Shut up, you fascist drunk old man!

Vee haf ways uf dealing wif people like you. You vill eat relish on your dog and like it or else!;)

PILATE:
Whom would you have me welease?
BOB HOSKINS:
Welease Woger!
CROWD:
Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing]
PILATE:
Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!
CROWD:
[cheering]
CENTURION:
Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir.
PILATE:
What?
CENTURION:
Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir.
PILATE:
Ah. We have no 'Woger'!
CROWD:
Ohhhhh!
BOB:
Well, what about Wodewick, then?
CROWD:
Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!
PILATE:
Centuwion, why do they titter so?
CENTURION:
Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir.
PILATE:
Are they... wagging me?
CENTURION:
Oh, no, sir!
GUARD #3:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick!
CROWD:
[laughing]
CENTURION:
Sir, we don't have a 'Roderick' either.
PILATE:
No 'Woger'? No 'Wodewick'?
CENTURION:
Sorry, sir.
PILATE:
Who is this 'Wod'--
GUARD #1:
[chuckle]
PILATE:
Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer?
BOB:
He's a wobber!
CROWD:
[laughing]
MAN:
And a wapist!
CROWD:
[laughing]
WOMAN:
And a pickpocket!
CROWD:
Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!...
PILATE:
He sounds a notowious cwiminal.
CENTURION:
We haven't got him, sir. Mm hm.
PILATE:
Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?

ketchup, onions, and coleslaw.

:D Only the innocent. The real criminals have aquired enough money through their illegal activities to hire good lawyers to get them off.

I'm not sure if you missed The Life Of Brian reference or not

hahaha. Thanks for that Jaguar. Got to be one of the all time funniest films ever

Salsa is the politically correct answer.

I like chutney

As you see, these people will talk about ANYTHING;)


Sidhe

:joint:

I think I like this board. :D

*chants in low voice*
One of us! One of us!

:thumb: However, I will make an exception to the kraut if it's a kosher dog with just mustard.

Otherwise, it's usually ketchup and relish (sweet).

And of course the Zen answer:

Make me one with everything.

SORRY, FOLKS.
the only correct answer is mustard. The arguments should be yellow or brown. to me, that depends on the hotdog. If it;s a quality dog like a Thulmans', yellow is good, but if it's a ballpark, you;d better go brown for the spiciness to overpower the nasty dog taste.

you just never know what tangent a thread will take, do you?

I'M SORRY, TOM, YOU ONLY SCORED 50%

the correct answers are as follows:

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? yes

2. Have you ever been in prison? no

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? no

4. Righty or lefty? righty

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? mustard

6. Who is the best rock band of all time? led zeppelin

7. Are you older or younger than 30? "my body or my soul?"

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? " fuck you , do your own math"

9. Do you consider fish to be meat? yes

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? "yeah, right"

Bzzzzzt. I'm sorry we'll have to get the judges' ruling on this......


No. The judges say that Led Zeppelin can not be the best rock band of all time because Stairway to Heaven is so overplayed. Not their fault, but that's showbiz, kid.

I agree that mustard is the correct answer. However, that brown stuff looks like baby shit to me. I could never put that stuff in my mouth.

what, baby shit or brown mustard?
and if you think about it, baby shit looks more like yellow mustard thats just a little old.
sorry, dude. my quiz. my answers. go get your own newbie to pick on.

Led Zepplin?? Close, but no, I'm sorry, Throw Rag is awwwesome. :p

I saw Throw Rag open for the Reverend Horton Heat last fall...not bad. The washboard guy is insane.

If they have a washboard guy they are not the greatest rock band of all time.

I have a zero tolerance policy for washboards.

I never pick on newbies. That would be cruel.

I'd rather give you shit.

i hear that, dar. sorry i havent done anything really stupid lately to give you ammo. I know; I'll make a greivous grammatical error soon so you can point it out?

Allow me...

http://members.cox.net/xycof/LJ_FuckUps2.jpg

oh my. oh dear me. goodness gracious.

Must. Not. Take up. The Red Pen of Grammatical Pedanticism.

Because I'd never be able to put it down again. It had to be surgically extracted the last time.

I hesitate to ask from where it was removed.......?

OMG that was them??? Ohhh okay. Yeah, he was insane. Basically, any Reverend show has it's insane moments. :D

My fingers had clamped tight around it as a reaction to the agony I experienced reading some things.

Now, admit it, Dana, you were hoping for a more disgusting response than that, weren't you? :censored:

Be nice - I haven't reviewed your CD yet. :)

Like you know anything about rock music, ya wuss. :)

How can say that when you listen to all that hillbilly shit...that's bound to have some washboards in it.

None of the good hillbilly stuff. That crap is only for Hee Haw.

Like you'd know...after all, you ARE a hillbilly.

Don't worry, that was a general commentary on the state of writing on the Internet, not a dig at you specifically.

Would I do that? :angel:

It's not that I wait in anticipation. You're just good-natured about such things.

Um, and I've still got to go with overplayed.

*too lazy to quote* yeah, I saw them live too. I got my picture taken with Jacko. We were right up front and he was there in front of me pretty much the whole night. God that show was great.

ahh 'hem (clears throat). It just so happens that blue grass is the greatest musical genre of all time, and as a born Kentuckian I have a keen ear for the wash board which, alas, has sadly fallen into dire neglect by most blue grass groups today. On the bright side, the Telluride Blue Grass Festival is coming up in June! Anyone who needs directions for driving over Imogene Pass the wrong way on the jeep trail in order to crash the festival is welcome to contact me!:band:

I got a washboard for Xmas from one of my musical cohorts this past year. I'm still trying to find five thimbles big enough for all my fingers.

And you are officially high. :)

I was just fucking with Griff...b/c sometimes it's necessary to do. I don't listen to a lot of it, but bluegrass is good stuff.

Damn straight, I'm high! Currently at 6,320 feet elevation. Come June in Telluride I'll be at 8,725 feet. June 17- 20 Telluride offers 3 days and nights of some of the best bluegrass around. Y'all come now, you hear?

http://www.planetbluegrass.com/lowband.shtml