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Beestie 02-12-2004 11:15 AM

John Kerry's future (not looking good)...
 
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1. John Kerry
2. John Kerry's political aspirations
3. John Kerry's marriage

Here we go again...

Happy Monkey 02-12-2004 12:02 PM

Much as I hope Kerry doesn't get the nomination, there's nothing there. We'll see what comes out later.

And we'll see whether the problem with Clinton was that he lied about sex or lied under oath.

Griff 02-12-2004 01:17 PM

Too wrinkled to be President.

Beestie 02-12-2004 01:37 PM

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Too wrinkled to be President.
"Wrinkles? What wrinkles?"

Undertoad 02-12-2004 03:15 PM

Drudge claims Clark knew about the rumors a few days ago, but Clark is still due to endorse Kerry tomorrow.

elSicomoro 02-12-2004 07:48 PM

I'm curious to see where this goes...if true, it could become another Clinton situation (i.e. everyone rallies around him).

xoxoxoBruce 02-12-2004 10:17 PM

uh huh

wolf 02-12-2004 10:25 PM

I'm seeing it more as a Gary Hart situation ... he wasn't supposed to be the winner either.

Happy Monkey 02-13-2004 09:53 AM

Looks like a big nothing at this point. Drudge didn't say anything, and the publications he cited say they weren't looking at it, except for "The Hill", which hasn't found anything.

Beestie 02-13-2004 10:20 AM

I heard Kerry this am on Imus indicate that it was a non-issue. No way would he say that unless either is really is a non-issue or unless he has taken care of everything and everyone involved.

EIther way, it looks like the story is going to tank. I'm no Kerry fan but I'm hopeful that the election will be about something other than where the candidate's whale penis has been.

Just had to work in that phrase, you know.

SteveDallas 02-13-2004 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beestie
I heard Kerry this am on Imus indicate that it was a non-issue. No way would he say that unless either is really is a non-issue or unless he has taken care of everything and everyone involved.
"So, Mr. Kerry, when did you stop beating your wife?"

elSicomoro 02-13-2004 06:04 PM

More like "So, Mr. Kerry, when did your wife stop beating you?"

mrnoodle 02-13-2004 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beestie

"Wrinkles? What wrinkles?"

There's something about Kerry that reminds me of the Joker. Someone skilled in using graphics software should put kabuki makeup on that pic to see if I'm right..
"Hahaha! You'll NEVER get that tax package through, Batman!! Heeheeheehee!"

friends don't let friends vote Dem. :D

Rush Limballs 02-15-2004 05:24 PM

I'll say this again for you communists that dont subscribe to my website.

As long as Hillary is in the game, Kerry and or any of these other blowhards dont have a chance.

She wants to be pres in 08. Will she destroy the Dem party by running against a Dem incumbant? No, she'll run against Bush's VP or whoever W endorses to replace him.

The only realistic variation to this scenario would be for something "unfortunate" to happen to the entire Dem admin, should they win. People have a way of waking up dead around the Clintons.

Even the Schlickmeister would have difficulty "politically disabling" that many people so as to allow Hill to run against an incumbant Dem.

elSicomoro 02-15-2004 05:28 PM

Don't you have some oxycontin to take right about now?

Rush Limballs 02-15-2004 06:10 PM

I would give you the "McNadds" treatment for that comment but it seems that it only aids the intended target.

Besides, only people in your little sphere would recognize your name when I said it on my show. You're too small of a fish Mr Syc.

Donovan McNads 02-15-2004 06:14 PM

It's true. You did wonders for my career.

Thanks el drugo.

wolf 02-15-2004 08:15 PM

But you still can't play football worth a darn ... I don't see no ring on that overpaid finger of yours ...

richlevy 02-17-2004 05:10 PM

Kerry-Fonda Photo Faked
 
Well, the dirty tricks are starting early.


1971 Photo of Kerry Doctored

mrnoodle 02-18-2004 02:11 PM

Well, Kerry looking more and more like your next Dem nominee. Anyone else foresee the Kerry/Edwards ticket? Ramifications for Bush?

I've noticed that Kerry hasn't really had to pull out the far left-wing agenda yet. He's still coasting on the "best chance to beat Bush" platform. He's a true-blue east-coast liberal though. Do you think that will help or hurt come general election time? The past couple of times, people have gotten elected by moving to the center.

CrySanctuary 02-18-2004 02:28 PM

Ah, confusion.

Kerry is kicking ass in the votes but whenever I talk to people directly (or read their threads;) ) -- no one seems to like him!

I've always been too young to remember any previous Presidential Elections. I do remember Gore running against Bush, but that was when I was about 11, and if an 11 year old can understand politics, I think we should supply him with a lifetime-supply of toys and icecream, simply to make up for the burden...

Even now, I understand NOTHING. Health care, tax cuts, even the differences between Democrats, Independants and Republicans are blurry to me. This bugs me, as I've no clue what any canidates stand for nor the promises they're making. The only thing I know about this race is what I see on CNN Headline news, and we know how trust worthy those new stations are.

Either way, I actually hope Kerry wins. Yes, please, laugh untill your lungs burst at the irony in me explaining how little I know about this and then acting as if I have the right to an opinion;) Ah...but I do, he seems like a good guy. I like Edward's youth but I've a "feeling" about Kerry. Then again, he quite possibly could end up becomming the biggest mistake this country's ever made. Who knows?

headsplice 02-18-2004 02:33 PM

Hey, this is America, you're entitled to your opinion. It's actually written into the founding document of our country. Of course, if you aren't in the US, you may be screwed. Sorry.
Also, one of my favorite quotations ever:
"Opinions are like aholes, everyone's got one, and they all stink."
I have nothing else of value to add.

warch 02-18-2004 04:30 PM

I am more concerned about leaders that are getting any.

headsplice 02-19-2004 03:46 PM

are, or aren't?

warch 02-19-2004 03:49 PM

arent. Freudian slip.

xoxoxoBruce 02-19-2004 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CrySanctuary
Ah, confusion. -SNIP-
Even now, I understand NOTHING. Health care, tax cuts, even the differences between Democrats, Independants and Republicans are blurry to me. This bugs me, as I've no clue what any canidates stand for nor the promises they're making. The only thing I know about this race is what I see on CNN Headline news, and we know how trust worthy those new stations are.-SNIP-


I would say that makes you as knowledgeable as the average American voter.:)

Griff 02-28-2004 08:12 PM

On Saturday, Pentagon (news - web sites) and Pakistani officials denied an Iranian state radio report that bin Laden had been captured "a long time ago" in Pakistan's border region with Afghanistan (news - web sites).

Huh? I pity the fool who thinks he can beat Bush, if they're keeping bin Laden on ice until the election.


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