Finally getting around to posting a pic...
 

http://imusic.artistdirect.com/showc...neyhouston.gif

Sorry for the long face... I didn't really want to have that picture made anyway...

Cute!

here's me:

http://www.bradpittfan.com/pix/pix.gif

LJ, you really should go into acting, with a face like that.

Well....I didn't think so. I guess that depends. Did you think I was serious?

(btw, that's one of my favorite pictures of you.) ;)

Well I suppose it's only fair that I post a picture of myself then...

http://www.papersoup.com/archives/mi...ort/retard.jpg

now, who's had too much radiation? lol

is that the guy from goonies? or the toxic avenger?

haven't seen you tell any jokes before.......how bout a real one?

I reckon I'll join the fun:

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's BEESTIE:

http://home.hiwaay.net/~pcasteel/ima...lyfucker17.jpg

:D

Man, now that's scary because this is like EXACTLY how I pictured you. :D

I guess that was my debut then. I take it you didn't like it.

Oh, I joked about my dh being eaten by cannibals. Maybe you didn't see that one. My humor is a bit dry... I'll try to be obviously funny from now on if that is my intention.

:D

i was just pointing that out because scopulous and bruce didn't seem to catch it.......

I'll usually pick up sublte humor...( just ask bruce)....but it seemed like you were trying to trick us.....


...your pennance? let's have an actual photo of you

Uh oh, preacherswife has been smoking crack again.

You make it sound like there was a time when she was not smoking crack.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interupting Cow

Interupting Cow Wh--

MOO!

The sad thing is...that actualy got a giggle out of me...

...my brother tells it better...

:)

not a real joke.....a real picture.......

...nevermind.....


wanna hear a good knock knock joke?

ok...
you start...

Knock knock.

who's there?

SPELL

spell who?

W. H. O.

1st base!

A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting pregnant. He called a vet and asked what he should do if he wanted more pigs. The vet told him he should try artificial insemination. The farmer, not wanting to appear stupid, answered okay and hung up the phone. Unclear on what the vet meant by artificial insemination, the farmer decided it must mean he had to impregnate the pigs himself, so he loaded all the pigs in his pickup and drove down to the woods and shagged them all. The next day he called the vet again, and asked how would he know if the pigs were pregnant. The vet told him they would be lying down rolling in the mud, but when he looked out the window not even one was lying down. So, he loaded them up in his pickup again and drove them to the woods and shagged them all again. To his dismay they were all standing the next morning. So, again he loads the pigs in his truck drives them to the woods and shags them for the third time. By the next morning the farmer is beat, so he asks his wife to hop out of bed and look out the window to see what the pigs are doing. She says "hmmm - that's weird, they are all in the truck and one of them is blowing the horn".



I know. It's old. And tired.

a white missionary is living with an all black african tribe. after about 2 years, a white baby is born. the cheif comes to the missionary and says," i can't directly accuse you of anything, but it seems strange to me that in all of my life there has never been a white baby born here. and yet, now that you are here, we have a white baby." The missionary gets a far off lok in his eye and says," the lord works in mysterious ways. you have a flock of white sheep here. i noticed that there is one black sheep among them."

the cheif thinks on this, nods his head and says,"so what you're saying is that if I keep MY mouth shut, you'll keep YOURS shut?"

Well since we're dealing in old, lame jokes.... :cool:

Two men are working out at the gym, and when they're done they go to the locker room and change. One of the men puts on a pair of pink panties. The other one says, "Ummm, Fred, I don't mean to pry, but how long have you been wearing women's underwear?" Fred replied, "Ever since my wife found a pair in the glove compartment of my car."

You're right Jim. At 2:30 in the morning it slid right passed me.:blush:

Re: Finally getting around to posting a pic...
 

LOL, at first I was like, "Wow she looks just like...". Then a second later I was like, "Heyyyy, wait a minute!" :eek: :D

I found this especially funny since interrupt is spelled with 2 r's.

Thin I bet chure gunnah theenk thiss iz juhst pluhm helarius :D

OMG. I literally laughed until I cried.

A man walks into a bar, in the middle of the day. The bar is empty, except for the bartender. The man pulls up a stool at the end of the bar. The bartender takes his order "draft beer, please" and takes a bowl of nuts from under the counter and sets it on the bar.

The bartender brings over the beer and the man takes a long swig. He sets down the mug, and hears "That's a really nice tie." He looks around, trying to see who said this. No one around. He looks down the bar to the bartender, who looks at him and waves.

He takes another swig of the beer and hears "That haircut looks really good on you." He spits the beer out and jumps off the stool. The bartender comes over, annoyed and says "what's wrong with you?"

The man says "I'm hearing things." "Hearing things?" says the bartender?

"Yeah" says the man. I'm just trying to drink my beer, and I'm hearing things like "nice tie" and "great haircut" and there's no one around!

"Oh!" says the bartender. "That's the peanuts."

"The peanuts? What do you mean the peanuts?" says the man.

"The peanuts. They're complimentary."

A lawyer, a horse, a Rabbi, a Texan and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?


























A person who stay up all night, wondering if there's a dog.

You know your H.M.O. is cutting back when you ask for a script for Viagra and they send you a popsicle stick and a roll of duct tape!