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Nothing But Net 10-25-2003 03:45 AM

Things are so confusing these days
 
Should I complement this lady on her nice spread, or for the match quality grouping?

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Lethal.jpg">

Elspode 10-25-2003 09:04 AM

Late night, 'Net?

LUVBUGZ 10-25-2003 12:15 PM

Let me be the first to say she's got a nice set of tits.;)
I'd even complement her on those jugs.:biggrin:
Way to go NBN.:thumb:

xoxoxoBruce 10-25-2003 12:32 PM

Nice scenery to go with lunch. Your hat from the Hot Tai in your "Oriental Corner". Can you explain the sheen on the shoulders?

See, UT. Are you sure you want a video section?:D

Nothing But Net 10-25-2003 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Can you explain the sheen on the shoulders?
In keeping with the Oriental theme, have you ever heard of Bukkake? :blunt:

Oh and since you asked, my Hotei is pure wood. :cool:

xoxoxoBruce 10-25-2003 01:21 PM

You're a very bad boy! Go to her room.:D

LUVBUGZ 10-25-2003 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nothing But Net
...my Hotei is pure wood. :cool:
Pure, HARD, wood, right? :blunt:

Scopulus Argentarius 10-25-2003 02:30 PM

Hello....

Just a few notes

Nice rack...
Greased shoulders with strong light originating from top back to emphasize shine and de-emphasize skin tone and structure. Face obscured for same reason. Judging by skin tone on neck... Nice looking 45 to 55 year old....


I'd hit it....


Excellent pose....

Nothing But Net 10-25-2003 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scopulus Argentarius
Hello....

Just a few notes

Nice rack...
Greased shoulders with strong light originating from top back to emphasize shine and de-emphasize skin tone and structure. Face obscured for same reason. Judging by skin tone on neck... Nice looking 45 to 55 year old....


I'd hit it....


Excellent pose....

Scope, nice shooting cowboy!

She just turned 51. Face obscured so her hubby can't see, tho'. (Unlikely he is a Cellarite anyway)

Consensus, please, should I show her this thread? She needs more esteem than I can give her.

Scopulus Argentarius 10-25-2003 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nothing But Net


Scope, nice shooting cowboy!

She just turned 51. Face obscured so her hubby can't see, tho'. (Unlikely he is a Cellarite anyway)

Consensus, please, should I show her this thread? She needs more esteem than I can give her.

Yep!

slang 10-25-2003 03:59 PM

Wow! That hat is awesome!! :D :D

xoxoxoBruce 10-25-2003 04:43 PM

Damn! She looks like that at 51 and needs more esteem? If she's got 3 eyes and two noses she should still have to beat off the admirers with a stick. (If she wants to, of course;) ) She's got a lot more going for her than breasts.:)

LUVBUGZ 10-25-2003 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nothing But Net
She just turned 51. Face obscured so her hubby can't see, tho'. (Unlikely he is a Cellarite anyway)
Whoa, Cowboy Tim. Hubby? Did I hear you right? WTF dude, find a single chick for your own safety and hers or at least keep that shit on the down low, ie. off the Net. You never know who's watching what. Shit like this may be hazardous to you health, Buddy. Anyhoo, now that the warning advisory has been made, tell her I'm 33 and *never* looked that good. What I wouldn't give to have tits and bod like she's got. Sometimes coming from another female compliments like that mean more than from a bunch of horny dudes in a forum.;)

Scopulus Argentarius 10-26-2003 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LUVBUGZ
Whoa, Cowboy Tim. Hubby? Did I hear you right? WTF dude, find a single chick for your own safety and hers or at least keep that shit on the down low, ie. off the Net. You never know who's watching what. Shit like this may be hazardous to you health, Buddy. Anyhoo, now that the warning advisory has been made, tell her I'm 33 and *never* looked that good. What I wouldn't give to have tits and bod like she's got. Sometimes coming from another female compliments like that mean more than from a bunch of horny dudes in a forum.;)
I agree on both. I was not initially aware that the photo was a personal photo ... thought it was something else. I'll mind my manners next time.

Context on compliments means everything. Not to preach but....Messin' round with married women mostly leads to big trouble....situation not very ducky....

What kinda of equipment are you using?

Elspode 10-27-2003 07:13 PM

Uh...if you took a picture like that of my wife, I'd damn sure recognize her, even with the hat and "testifying gang member" lighting.

Any man who'd handled that pair would surely recognize them in this picture.

xoxoxoBruce 10-27-2003 08:16 PM

Quote:

...Messin' round with married women mostly leads to big trouble....
Not mostly, ALWAYS.:eek:

Michael Roth 10-27-2003 09:02 PM

Especially when they divorce, and move in with you.

hot lips 11-03-2003 05:10 AM

you fuck up NBN I hope she knowns she on the web

slang 11-04-2003 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Michael Roth
Especially when they divorce, and move in with you.
Or when the husband finds you, cracks you in the head with a ball bat and cuts your balls off then feeds them to his dog.


No, this is did not happen to me but it sounds pretty scary and "cautionary taley".

Quote:

Originally posted by hot lips
you fuck up NBN I hope she knowns she on the web
Were you drunk when you posted this, is English your second language, or did you *just* figure out how to use the keyboard? :)

xoxoxoBruce 11-04-2003 06:32 PM

Quote:

Were you drunk when you posted this, is English your second language, or did you *just* figure out how to use the keyboard?
You've been hanging with that marine again, haven't you?;)

slang 11-05-2003 12:57 AM

Sir-Yes Sir!!!

zippyt 11-05-2003 08:44 AM

WHAT ?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU , PUT SOME BALLS BEHIND THAT AND SAY IT AGAIN !!!

hot lips 11-05-2003 10:55 AM

YES SIR................. :confused: :confused: BUT i HAVE NO BALLS
JUST HOT LIPS:o:o :o

zippyt 11-05-2003 06:03 PM

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU MAGGOT !!!! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20 !!!!

elSicomoro 11-05-2003 07:04 PM

Easy there Zip...aren't you out of the military now? :)

xoxoxoBruce 11-05-2003 09:17 PM

But the military ain't outa Zip.:D

zippyt 11-05-2003 10:34 PM

It's like they say at boot camp graduation ,
"A Marine you are now , and a Marine you will always be ."
That "sir yes sir " line just brought it out . And you folks didn't even crack wise on the whole hot lips drop and give me 20 thing at all :confused: :confused:

hot lips 11-05-2003 10:55 PM

so you like me to drop and give you 20 .....things how about 5 :shotgun: 5:rattat: 6:finger: 3:turd: 1:vomit:

Undertoad 11-06-2003 07:23 AM

Oh yeah - drop and give you 20 WHAT?

hot lips 11-06-2003 10:13 AM

undertoad
zippyt ask me to give him 20 things so I did:haha: I think he thinks Iam "HOT LIPS" in "MASH" so what are the 20 things you what from me:confused:

zippyt 11-06-2003 10:25 AM

use your imagination

russotto 11-06-2003 10:42 AM

Sally Kellerman or Loretta Swit?

slang 11-06-2003 10:53 AM

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I've got your name! I've got your ass! I've got your IP address! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers and I will teach you! Now get up! Get to your keyboard!

zippyt 11-06-2003 11:14 AM

Go here http://www.rleeermey.com/ watch the intro . Truely a good use of flash tech.

Oh and Sally K. back then , though Loretta S. aint to bad eather !

Uryoces 11-06-2003 05:23 PM

Sally Kellerman circa the Original Star Trek Episode "To Boldly Go". Mmm. Also included Gary Lockwood before he was killed by HAL.

xoxoxoBruce 11-06-2003 07:09 PM

BTW- Happy Birthday to the USMC.:)

slang 11-07-2003 01:53 AM

Jesus Christ those Ermy dolls are expensive!! $40!?? (Hoo-ahh my ass for that kinda cash)

zippyt 11-07-2003 10:26 PM

There ya go Wolf ,, get him the EXTRA SALTY Ermy doll for xmas !!

wolf 11-07-2003 11:14 PM

If I get a Gunny Doll (I do so love Gunny) then I'll have to get an Ann Coulter doll too ... and the Barbie convertable.

richlevy 11-08-2003 08:05 AM

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Originally posted by wolf
If I get a Gunny Doll (I do so love Gunny) then I'll have to get an Ann Coulter doll too ... and the Barbie convertable.
Now THAT'S a disturbing mental picture.

Ann Coulter brings a whole new meaning to the term 'FemiNazi'.

HMMM, blonde, attractive, radically right wing, sees traitors everywhere. She's like a young Eva Braun waiting for her soulmate.


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