10/11/2003: Dorito rock
 

http://cellar.org/2003/doritorock.jpg

First there was the giant Cheeto, and now this - the giant ball of Dorito cheese, discovered in a bag of Doritos. Don't know whether it'll be auctioned off on ebay or put on display in a museum somewhere.

All I have to say is that I've eaten one of those...not nearly as big, but just as cheesy...and I must unfortunately report it isn't the blissful union of cheese and more cheese it appears to be.

I wonder what people did with this crap before Al Gore invented the internet?:rolleyes:

What are you doing? (looks around) Are you trying to start a fight here?

You mean <a href="http://www.sethf.com/gore" <a>"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."</a>

Al Gore never said that!

I know, he's so modest.;)

they paperclipped 'em all together.

paperclip = also Al's brainchild.

No, that was actually my creation--1977.

C'mon Syc, we had paperclips before 1977.:p

Nope, I'm sure they were different. I created them. I'm right, you're wrong. And if you try to challenge me, I'll insult your intelligence and try to make you feel like you're in grade school. Of course, in reality, I'm a useless fuckwad Libertarian who keeps spouting off about revolutionary bloodshed...oh, and I bought my wife.

Oh shit...sorry about that Bruce. Had a Radar moment there.

Actually, thats something I am really good at. Leave this to the pros kid.

Babble babble babble...how about a couple dozen Vicodin? I have some here in my pocket...

Dammit, I'm here too late too! (thinks to self: I might not have a place here after all)

Screw the cheese ball! I'd be more worried about biting into that quarter or tape measure! How the hell did those get past quality control?!

Quzah.

I can feel the fabric of space-time thinning.

Quzah said something that was both funny and appropriate to the topic? Did anybody else actually SEE that post? It's not the lack of sleep and the long hours again, is it???

I was going to hijack the thread but since Quzah is in such rare form I passed it up.

That was really funny Q!

It was placed in glass jars full of formaldehyde, and toured throughout the country at carnival sideshows and state fairs.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.htm

Also, I am clearly the preferred intelligence insulter, due to my superior knowledge of quantum mechanics.

That's great bjlhct so tell me, my quantum doesn't want to start on cold mornings. Can you fix it? :)

Aren't chip packets measured by weight and not by volume?
Ripped off, imagine if you had a real craving for chippies and you got that in your packet, half your chippies would be missing.
Bummer. :mad:

For non-starting quantums, I recommend your standard Big Bang. For non-starting mechanics, I recommend your standard strong coffee.

What happens if you give the Big Bang to your mechanic?

I usually get a free fluid flush ...

I'd hold out for a valve job.

"and now this - the giant ball of Dorito cheese, discovered in a bag of Doritos."

Ok, so is Doritos the plural of Dorito? You can tell I'm have a lot of spare time today if I am contemplating things like this.