Condom Commercial
 

Been a few years but not real common on broadcast, mostly cable channels.

The only time I've seen them on regular TV is on NBC late at night.

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Now, I normally don't go around picking on people's spelling on the Internet. (I mean, I wouldn't have time to do anything else if I did.) Especially when it's obviously an innocent typo. But in this case, I have to say,

that I think the fist condom is a fabulous idea and it's about time somebody made a product like that. :cool:

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Wha? Is that the one that draws a bath, lights the candles, then flushes itself down the toilet?

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That sounds like the body condoms in The Naked Gun.

I want to nominate Uryoces for the best post of the day award.

I wish!!! I agree w/ Anne. This is the best post I've read all day. Trojan "Her Pleasure" Condoms. What a load (pun intended) of crap (or jiz as the case may be). ;) I think they named um this to make the guy feel like he is actually gonna please her w/ these things. It's not the cover, but what's in the inside that's gonna please a woman. Baths, candles, and tidyness are good things. Too bad most guys I've met think getting the "Her Pleasure" models are all that's required. I like your thinking Uryoces:thumb:, unless you're merely being sarcastic, in which case go "F" yourself:finger:

I resent that... why, the last time I wanted some, I made sure I cleaned up half my old beer cans from beside the recliner.


Well, almost half... but I brought Mrs. Dallas some new bags for the vacuum cleaner to make up for it.

Now that is a damn shame.:(

Womens be fickle creatures. I only speak the truth...

That would be sweet.. we could have a post of the week award! There could be a voting system and everything.

Hey, I agree... there's nothing I love more than an election.

And if someone we don't like wins, we can have a recall!

Wecome to the Cellar, Chad. :D
We have to vote quickly before Uryoces is located by the women with torches and pitchforks.;)
Hey, wait a minute....You're from FLORIDA! Now I get it. Bwahahahahaha.:rolleyes:

What?! What women with pitchforks? How did I go from post of the week to Frankenstein's Monster?! Gahh! :eek:

That's how.:rolleyes:

Thank you... Thank you... glad to see all my hard work didn't go unnoticed.

Sorry, I usually don't pull stuff like that. It must have been the codeine. :blunt:

Yea, there's nothing I love more than a recall:rolleyes:

I guess no one noticed I was from CA or no one cares, or maybe it was the political incorrectness of my previous post, sorry:( It's gone now.

Uh... no one minds that. Well, some do. But after lots and lots of arguing, the biggest PC idiot is gone.

Don't delete posts. It's important to the integrity of the community.

What? Steve, you're Chad? Wait a minute...Chad..Oh ferchrissake. I didn't get that part.:blush:

I noticed, BUGZ. Thought you were being facetious.:)

Chad? From Florida? Who likes elections? hehehe... sorry, I thought I was laying it on thick enough :beer:

Ok, I feel better now that someone noticed. I was being facetious, extremely facetious, but I thought after posting that maybe you guys/gals weren't into that sort of commentary. Unfortunately or fortunately, I live and breathe sarcasim so I find it hard not to go there.

OK......I just didn't want to piss off my new friends in less than one week. That would be close to a world record even for me:p .

BUGZ, your Catholicism is showing.:D Don't worry about pissing anybody off. Just type what the voices tell you. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

OK Bruce. I'll just let the 'piss' flow.

How do I post a pic that I want to share w/ ya'll?:confused:

When you go to post a reply, underneath the text box is an "Attach file" area. Click the "browse" button, select your image, and hit "ok". Then, type up your message in the text box explaining the image, and click "Submit Reply".

Don't use the "Preview Reply" feature, or it won't work. You can't preview when you're uploading images.

That's about it. :)

juju,

I followed your inst., but it said my pic was too big. I know it can't be that big (no bigger than Bruce's dodads pics), but the pic is saved as a Microsoft Paint image. I think when I attached it the whole program was trying to be attached. So, I saved the pic in Word, but noticed that .doc wasn't a valid file extension. I really know nothing about computers and don't know how to save this pic so that it can be added to my post:confused:

HELP!!!!!!!

Well, your picture has to be either a gif or a jpeg.

If you have Windows 2000 or XP, load up your picture in MS Paint, go to the File menu, and click 'Save As'. When the 'Save As' dialog box comes up, change the 'Save as type' dropdown box to 'JPEG', and change the filename so that it ends in '.jpg'.

In Windows 95 and 98, MS Paint doesn't let you save your image as a jpeg or gif. So, if you have 95 or 98, you'll have to download an image editor of some kind. Any one will do, and the steps will be the same as I described above.

Unfortunately, I'm Old Skool. I have Win 98 (better than 95 I guess). So, how do I download an image editor? Do I go through Windows website?:confused:

Hmm.. okay. In that case, I'd recommend that you download IrfranView. It's actually an image viewer, not an image editor. But it's a small program and it will let you convert any picture to a gif or jpeg using the same instructions I gave above. Just open the picture with IrfranView, use the 'save as' feature and change the 'save as type' field.

Thanks juju. You're so nice and helpful. I don't know what I'd do w/out you:)

By the way, what are plug-ins? There was a whole list of them so I selected them all to download, but a message came up saying something about "Are you sure you want to do that?" and associating stuff w/ them......I can't remember exactly, but I got scared and said NO. Next thing I know it didn't load any of them and opened the InfranView program. What was that all about:confused:

Elections, recalls, condoms, commercials!!!
 

Well, I just saw my first 'Arnold for Govenor' commercial on TV and was wondering if the media got ahold of this pic would it ruin his chances (assuming the recall goes through):eek:

This was sent to me by a friend who was wondering if I thought it was real or not. This might be a question for Dave the Pixel Pro to answer, but anyone feel free to analize, or analyze rather.

My thoughts are NO. Reasoning: the balls are almost to the knees and I would hope his 'muscle' would be a little bigger, although it is in the flaccid state.:rolleyes:

Plugins are little things that add features to your program. For example, you can download a plugin to make IrfranView play mp3s, or you can download a thing to make it play movies. Anyway, you don't need all that fancy stuff. You're just using IrfranView to fix your picture.

What it probably asked you is whether or not you want to make it so that every time you click on a picture in Windows, it will load it up with IrfranView. That's called an "Association". It doesn't matter, though, 'cause you got what you needed to work. Congratulations!

Anyway, yep... that is definitely a flaccid penis.

I have to admit to being a little excited by it. Perhaps I'm just missing Dave?

There are a number of naked Arnie pics floating around the net. I don't think they'll hurt his chances at all. And BUGZ, I wish you wouldn't discuss the size of my Dodads with other people. After all, size isn't everything.:blush:

The image, I believe, has been confirmed real. There are definitely naked pictures of him, and I think that's one of them.

What you're seeing as his "balls" is most likely a shadow; it's not defined enough to tell for sure, and my Power Mac is in the shop (actually, I haven't even taken it there yet, but the effect is the same - it's not working for me), so I don't have an image program to try and get more detail out of it. But I'm pretty certain that what you see is not what you think it is.

As far as penis size, that's probably larger than average in the flaccid state. The funny thing with the penis, however, is that basically the flaccid size doesn't matter; it can change completely when it's erect. So he might be a good nine inches when he's excited or he might be five. We just can't tell from this.

What you'd do without us, I assume, is what you did before us. Funny how that works.

As I was posting, I knew you would comment on that. I quess I should have emphasized pics, but I'm sure you would have still felt the urge to comment ;)

Dave, I took another gander at Arnie's member and I think you're correct. I got to thinking, that actually is a pretty good size flaccid penis :eek:

I thought that the flaccid state was as little as it gets and only gets bigger from there (ie. when erect). Please don't tell me it can shrink. To quote Elaine Benes....."Shrinkage, you mean it shrinks? I don't know how you guys live with those things!":confused:

It can and does.

But you can wager that in any picture of a guy, where the guy is aware that a picture is being taken, the guy has prepared by getting his unit into semi-awake state so that it can be properly photo'd.

Nobody's shooting Arnie just after he gets out of the pool.

Either that or he has veto power over the printing of any particular image. Or a team of talented digital airbrushers. :)

It can definitely shrink when it's cold. When one becomes "aroused", I do believe that it only grows from its flaccid to erect state.

Even the same penis can be different sizes when erect. All depends on the conditions.

Good:)

I know about shrinkage during a cold spell, but I was refering to possible shrinkage during supposed arousal. I thought no way could it shrink then. Glad to know it doesn't and that I wasn't living under another possibly devastating assumption of the human penis:p

Hey, what is this, Penthouse Forum?:D

This sentence makes me chuckle.
High cumulus clouds, 76 F, barometric pressure on the rise, ... now Go!

Hey look guys!!!!

Our infamous leader has replied to one of my infamous posts. I feel so privileged. I really feel like I belong now:cool:

UT, it sounds like you have had some experience here, or else you read a lot of porno. Which is it? (Please don't kick me out, I'm having so much fun:p )

*shrug* There are some things that are just universal, and the care and feeding of the male unit is one of those things. We never talk about it, but we know.

On Fark the other day there was a story that told of comedian Billy Connelly getting his junk stuck in his zipper. Every guy who reads that story will react the exact same way. We never ever ever talk about it, but we know.

Yep.

Hey, weather has to do with it. Stick a fan on it and it (er, mine, anyway) will not get as large. Just the way it is.

I've given up thinking that I'm actually unique, so I figure it's the same for most guys.

I don't think a fan constitutes weather, but I get your point. What where you doing w/ the fan anyway? Conducting an experiment or what?:p

Don't give up, man. You *are* unique, it's just that everyone else is too.