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monster 07-13-2020 09:59 AM

Let's rename the Redskins!
 
I don't think you need to be a sports fan to participate, hence this forum. But NFL Team Washington Redskins are getting rid of their controversial moniker. Let's help them with some suggestions for a new name....

Washington Foreskins?
Footy McFootballfaces?
Washington Whiteys?
Washington Boogaloos? (well we can't get rid of all the controversy, right?)

or maybe something more current:

Washington Hashtags?
Washington Covids?



https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53390944

sexobon 07-13-2020 04:49 PM

Can't they just name them after some other potato?

monster 07-13-2020 05:44 PM

or onions.


Washington Spuds?

lumberjim 07-13-2020 06:33 PM

I've always called them the foreskins.

monster 07-13-2020 06:53 PM

Think of the concession opportunities for the hot dog range....

lumberjim 07-13-2020 08:47 PM

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...0595c687fd.jpg

monster 07-13-2020 08:57 PM

:lol:

Griff 07-13-2020 10:32 PM

East Coast Redskins

BigV 07-13-2020 10:34 PM

The Thinskins

lumberjim 07-15-2020 08:38 PM

They should go with the Hogs. But it'll be something ghey. Cuz they suck.

Redwolves. So ghey.

monster 07-16-2020 01:06 AM

Trumps

monster 07-16-2020 01:15 AM

(Slightly) more sensible: Lawmakers

glatt 07-16-2020 08:35 AM

The Capitals and the Nationals both got good names. DC United for the men's soccer team is even pretty good.

There are plenty of others along a similar vein.

monster 07-16-2020 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 1055283)
DC United for the men's soccer team is even pretty good.

:/ In the Brit world, that is THE most unoriginal Football Team name :lol:

sexobon 07-16-2020 10:12 PM

It's what's inside that counts, not the color of your skin.

The Washington Insiders.

monster 07-16-2020 10:37 PM

Rainbowskins

Skin-ups (a brief google suggests this is possibly just a British term?)

monster 07-16-2020 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1055194)
East Coast Redskins

:D (sorry I meant to note the awesomeness of this, but got distr

monster 07-17-2020 02:30 AM

Cherry Blossoms

Happy Monkey 07-17-2020 10:55 AM

Switch teams - the Shirts.

sexobon 07-17-2020 04:35 PM

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Well, if "Redskins" is offensive, then take the Redskin out of the logo and voilą!

The Washington Scalpers

Attachment 71014

lumberjim 07-17-2020 10:12 PM

Seems to me that they are sweeping their transgression under the rug.

Maybe call them the white devils.

Clodfobble 07-17-2020 11:39 PM

In Brockmire, they changed the Cleveland Indians to the Cleveland Colonizers.

monster 07-18-2020 12:10 AM

The nearby Ypsilanti Braves became the Phoenix then the Grizzlies. PETA are on it..... ;)

monster 07-18-2020 12:15 AM

Washington Putins

Griff 07-18-2020 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1055296)
It's what's inside that counts, not the color of your skin.

The Washington Insiders.

Strong effort.

Bloody Shirts

xoxoxoBruce 07-18-2020 03:47 PM

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The Washington Corporate Properties.

Diaphone Jim 07-18-2020 06:26 PM

"Washington Swamp Thing"
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...2JwJQ&usqp=CAU

monster 07-18-2020 06:31 PM

Swampdwellers!
Swampdrainers?

love it

BigV 07-26-2020 08:04 PM

The Washington Football Team


Wow.

Happy Monkey 07-27-2020 09:04 AM

I think that's what a lot of reporters were calling them already.

DanaC 07-27-2020 11:08 AM

The Washington White Walkers.

sexobon 07-29-2020 06:49 PM

They could sound like they're tough:

The Washington Filibusters

monster 07-30-2020 12:59 AM

The Washington Nomasks

DanaC 07-30-2020 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 1055870)
The Washington Nomasks

Win

sexobon 07-30-2020 06:06 PM

Then they'll think Washington is making fun of Tonto.

BigV 07-30-2020 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 1055870)
The Washington Nomasks

Nonsense. They're all wearing facemasks. It's built right into their headmasks

monster 07-30-2020 09:07 PM

well the Broncos aren't equine either

lumberjim 07-30-2020 09:57 PM

I don't care what they name them. I'm still gonna hate em.

sexobon 08-01-2020 12:49 AM

We could commemorate the national coin shortage and call them The Washington Quarters.


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