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xoxoxoBruce 04-29-2019 02:05 PM

Doughnuts or Donuts
 
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Whatever spelling, thank Adolph Levitt. In 1920 he invented the first automatic Doughnut machine.
Bigger asses to the masses.
He also founded the Doughnut Corporation of America who blessed us with a "cookbook" in 1947.

Get your day off to a well fueled start...

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Everyone knows salads are healthy and tasty too...

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Holidays, neighbors coming over for an orgy, or just Netflixing in your underwear, treats are a treat...

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May your days be donutty.

fargon 04-29-2019 05:07 PM

I don't care how you spell it just give me some please.

sexobon 04-29-2019 05:20 PM

Cold Cokes and jelly donuts, the breakfast of champions.

fargon 04-29-2019 05:23 PM

Pepsi.

Griff 04-29-2019 05:44 PM

Dunnots?

sexobon 04-29-2019 05:52 PM

I dunnonuts.

Flint 04-29-2019 06:14 PM

d o n u t
 
Way back in the post-Napster days, I was posting on AudioGalaxy-- an p2p file-sharing site that had message boards for artists, songs, and albums. Also, a "General Discussion" board where the general ƒuckery took place.

The site had been swamped by threads regarding "how many donuts can you fit on your cock?" and the owner, Michael had called for a stop to it. A bunch of people, including Michael, were in a private chat, when a user unwittingly logged in and posted a single word-- "donut" and was summarily banned from the site.

Undertoad 04-29-2019 06:44 PM

Would it be allowed to smoosh the donuts down, or do you have to lightly place them so that they retain their original shape?

Flint 04-29-2019 06:48 PM

See-- it really calls for a discussion to hash out the particulars!

Undertoad 04-29-2019 07:47 PM

I like the part where the reader is forced to imagine pastries on our genitals.

xoxoxoBruce 04-29-2019 11:34 PM

No smooshing down, must be loaded on a horizontal member so the weight of the donuts and the angle of the dangle come into play.

Gravdigr 04-30-2019 09:26 AM

Never met a donut I might could get my dick in.

FF is telling me I spelled donuts wrong, so, doughnuts, I suppose...

Gravdigr 04-30-2019 09:27 AM

Guess I should stop eating minis?

:p:

Gravdigr 04-30-2019 09:27 AM

Three times, just for Box.

Flint 04-30-2019 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1031545)
No smooshing down, must be loaded on a horizontal member so the weight of the donuts and the angle of the dangle come into play.

:lol: you're a dirty dog, Bruce. So now the donuts have to be 'regulation weight'

tw 04-30-2019 01:08 PM

I once repaired, in the local dognut shop, a machine that stuffs creme into doughnuts. A replaced switch was destroyed again in less than two months by so much grease in the air.

Undertoad 04-30-2019 01:30 PM

That story is so hot.

(Quick guess: Yum Yum's, in Colmar?)

Carruthers 05-01-2019 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1031512)
Whatever spelling, thank Adolph Levitt. In 1920 he invented the first automatic Doughnut machine.
Bigger asses to the masses.
He also founded the Doughnut Corporation of America who blessed us with a "cookbook" in 1947.

OK, it's monumental trivia time...

The British operation of DCA had its HQ in Gatehouse Road, Aylesbury.
I used to frequently drive past the premises.
Due to sale, takeover, merger, re-branding, or other corporate shenanigans, the site became home to Kerry Foods.
I haven't been that side of town for a while, but my recollection is that the buildings were demolished and the site was boarded up and vacant.

I told you it was trivial. :)

xoxoxoBruce 05-01-2019 11:54 PM

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THE BALTIMORE SUN
March 22nd, 1996

A Jessup manufacturing plant - a longtime supplier of bakery equipment to such companies as Tastykake Inc. and Entenmann's Bakery will close its doors today, leaving most of its 100 workers in search of jobs.

The Donut Corporation of America (DCA), which has baking ingredient and equipment operations throughout the world, has operated a Howard County plant for 76 years, starting in Ellicott City in 1920 and moving to Jessup in 1970.

But Kerry Ingredients, the Beloit, Wis., parent of DCA, decided in January to get out of the equipment manufacturing business and focus on making bakery ingredients, a DCA official said.
As a result, the company is shutting down the Jessup operation, which also manufactured fuel cells, floor plates and other equipment parts for the Department of Defense.

Carruthers 05-02-2019 04:06 AM

Light has been shed!

Thanks, Bruce. :thumb:

tw 05-03-2019 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 1031595)
(Quick guess: Yum Yum's, in Colmar?)

I once stopped there for a blueberry muffin. It apparently had a delicious creme inside. I never did this before or since. Turned around and went back for another.


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