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footfootfoot 09-26-2016 11:08 AM

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: ________
 
People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: They always stand in your kitchen while you try to cook.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: If you stick a crappy magnet on them it will just fall right off.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: You can't cool your room by leaving their door open.

lumberjim 09-26-2016 11:42 AM

Hard on the outside, with a cold heart and full of rotting food?

footfootfoot 09-26-2016 12:09 PM

If you include ex-wives in the category of people, then yes, I suppose so.

Undertoad 09-26-2016 12:10 PM

Once they go off power they start to smell bad, really really bad if you open them up.

Gravdigr 09-26-2016 12:26 PM

Refrigerators are like a lot of people...

...cold and empty on the inside.

Undertoad 09-26-2016 12:31 PM

...the ones that offer you crushed ice for your beverage are special.

Gravdigr 09-26-2016 12:35 PM

Heh.

Flint 09-26-2016 04:08 PM

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators:
Sometimes the best things inside them are hidden behind clutter.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators:
Their function isn't fundamentally improved by adding internet access.

lumberjim 09-26-2016 04:14 PM

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: It's really hard to find the Mayonnaise when you open one.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: You can't put dead ones out with the regular trash.

Clodfobble 09-26-2016 05:01 PM

People Are a Lot Like Refrigerators: You would think there needs to be a D in there, but really it doesn't belong.

Flint 09-26-2016 05:08 PM

Whoah, feminazi alert! She musta got blood comin' outta her whatever.

Gravdigr 09-27-2016 01:29 PM

...the hell?

lumberjim 09-27-2016 01:30 PM

You didn't get it?

Gravdigr 09-27-2016 03:24 PM

Apparently not.

I thought someone stepped off in someone else's ass for some unknown reason, which is not totally unprecedented for this place.

Please esplain, Lucy.

Gravdigr 09-27-2016 03:26 PM

Oh, I'm aware of the "she got blood coming out her whatever" statement (Trump, was it?), just not it's current application.

lumberjim 09-27-2016 03:30 PM

Ok, Wendy,

The 'D' was ostensibly in reference to a common misspelling of refrigerator. Because Fridge. It's also a play on words. D refers in current culture to 'dick'. The line, "You would think there needs to be a D in there, but really it doesn't belong." could be interpreted as something a feminist or lesbian might say ( we don't need the D )

So flint was saying he got that reference. and being gross, as Flint is wont to do.

Ok, Susie?

Clodfobble 09-27-2016 04:13 PM

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Gravdigr 09-27-2016 04:18 PM

Well, I got Clod's post. I don't live that far back in the woods...

It was Flint's post at which I was "...the hell?"ing. I thought that he---y'know whut? Nevermind what I was thinking. In fact, I may not have been.

Thanks for drawing (and posting;)) me a picture.

xoxoxoBruce 09-27-2016 04:20 PM

It's typical flint.

Flint 10-07-2016 05:54 PM

I will take you down, "Gravdigr" --if that is your real name.

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

lumberjim 10-07-2016 11:09 PM

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...9f85731710.jpg

Gravdigr 10-08-2016 12:43 PM

Ooh, snap!

He done went all Ferd Sheed on my ass...

I will grab you by your uvula and body slam you into a Bed, Bath, & Beyoooooooooond.

:lol2:Made m'self laugh a little bit.

Gravdigr 10-08-2016 12:44 PM

What's that still from, Happy Gilmore?

lumberjim 10-08-2016 01:49 PM

yeah, as is Flint's line about little pieces of shit

Gravdigr 10-08-2016 01:50 PM

I thought I remembered that line.

lumberjim 10-08-2016 02:16 PM


footfootfoot 10-08-2016 03:33 PM

Is that movie any good?

Clodfobble 10-08-2016 08:23 PM

It's one of the only good Sandler movies. Zoolander is still better though.

(Not to say Zoolander is a Sandler movie, just that it's in that same category of humor.)

Gravdigr 10-10-2016 02:52 PM

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators:
 
Some of them are big. Some of them are small. Some of them smell funny.


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