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lumberjim 06-02-2015 04:12 PM

Chewbacca, Trifecta, Chipotle, Chernobyl
 
are all already done. Chia Pet is all played out too, obviously.

I have a salesman whose last name is Chiaffetta. pronounced Cha-fettah.

When I have a deal to do for a salesman, I page them when it's time to bring their customer into my office. The code is 'come on down' We say, "Mitch Chiaffetta, Come on down..... Mitch, Come on down" That's how they know it's OK to bring the customer. It's been that way since I got here. (almost 11 years now!~)

For years now, I've been paging Mitch (not his real name, lol) with various names that sound like his, but are not his name. He gets a kick out of it. The replacement last name has to have the right amount of syllables or key sounds in the right places, so that it's close enough that you could have misheard it..... Like Trifecta has the 3 syllables, the Tr is close to Ch , and it ends with ah.

I could use some new material.

Gravdigr 06-02-2015 04:48 PM

Miss, or, Rich, Ciabatta

Gravdigr 06-02-2015 04:51 PM

Juwanna

Happy Monkey 06-02-2015 06:34 PM

Geppetto

footfootfoot 06-02-2015 08:38 PM

Ciabatta

Griff 06-02-2015 08:44 PM

Calypso
Kadaffi
Burgundy
Muffasa

monster 06-02-2015 09:17 PM

Chuff-eater

Chafed Arse
Confetti
Chew Fatter
Chaffinch

gvidas 06-02-2015 09:18 PM


sexobon 06-03-2015 01:37 AM

Car fetish

Cha-cha-cha

Vendetta

Spexxvet 06-03-2015 07:46 AM

Velveta

Chuff hater

Just taters

glatt 06-03-2015 08:14 AM

Jamaica
Ciabatta (a bread)
Giamatta (that actor)
Checota (some other last name)
Chattanooga

I came up with a few of these by just mumbling the real name into my phone and seeing what Google thought I was saying.

Clodfobble 06-03-2015 01:34 PM

Chalupa

lumberjim 06-03-2015 04:21 PM

Nice . I knew I could count on you lot.

I've done Chitty Chitty bang bang, ciabata , chalupa , and gepetto.... I like Jamaica, Velveeta and Chattanooga.... Also spell check suggested Cabana as I was typing this reply.

lumberjim 06-03-2015 04:24 PM

Oh, and I thought of Chimpanzee and..... Um.... Damn. I wrote it down at work. .... Sigh

Undertoad 06-03-2015 04:36 PM

Chief Antenna
Chapsticka
Cheese Feta
Chappaquiddick

footfootfoot 06-03-2015 06:30 PM

chef tater

footfootfoot 06-03-2015 06:31 PM

chupa chup

Undertoad 06-03-2015 06:37 PM

Jew fedora

Undertoad 06-03-2015 06:39 PM

Coughadelphia

lumberjim 06-03-2015 06:44 PM

I've used Chingachkook.... I like Chappaquiddick... He's into politics so he might actually get the reference

monster 06-03-2015 08:29 PM

Chap Fetish

ChachiandJoanie

Chachaching

Chiquitita

glatt 06-03-2015 08:33 PM

Jemima

monster 06-03-2015 08:48 PM

Chupacabra

footfootfoot 06-03-2015 10:05 PM

I wanted to do chupacabra but it had too many cylinders

Undertoad 06-03-2015 10:09 PM

Chaka Fattah!

Chaka Khan

footfootfoot 06-03-2015 10:43 PM

Chaka Khan
Chaka Khan


BigV 06-06-2015 09:48 AM

You need a mumble track, like David Byrne.

Quote:

Talking Heads lead singer and guitarist David Byrne often created songs with a “mumble track,” as he called it. And the 1984 hit “Burning Down The House” was no exception.

“He would just kind of mumble syllables, words — whatever kind of fit the line of the melody. It wasn’t necessarily to make sense,” says Schaefer. “In the case of ‘Burning Down The House,’ the mumble track worked so well with lines like ‘Three hundred sixty five degrees. Burning down the house,’ that they just kept it.”

Gravdigr 06-06-2015 12:51 PM

Sambuca

infinite monkey 06-06-2015 10:38 PM

Buttfuckya

lumberjim 06-13-2015 01:34 PM

If I could swear over the intercom....
I would do 'Chickenfucker!'


infinite monkey 06-13-2015 01:45 PM

Moops! :)

Gravdigr 06-13-2015 04:44 PM

See, meow, that clip is so old, meow, that it's not funny anymeow.

monster 06-13-2015 04:49 PM

Chuffa-Choo

it 06-16-2015 09:51 PM

Call him chief for awhile and once it's established, you'll have the entire world of native american names at your finger tips. Mister bear rubbing on a tree, bear rubbing on a tree.. Cum to the office please.


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