Lingerie Color Tattles on You
 

Forget it guys, now the code has been broken... they'll change it. sigh :(

Not to mention by the time you find out what color lingerie they have on it may be too late to realize you backed the wrong horse...

Wouldn't the color of the underwear depends on the color of the garment? A woman can't wear a red bra with a white shirt.

No, it just means her shirt is transparent.

If they can't figure out singular, and plural (this women is...), I'm not trusting they've figured out The Lingerie Code.

That's why you should ditch the bra.

;)

Perky boobs are prettier than saggy ones. :-)

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Not if ya can't see 'em.

So the priests were right, it does make you blind.

not yet!

...but, they don't say when.

;)

Darnit! I just got that one all figured out and now I have to go and learn a new code! Quit thinking so much, guys!

And if you wear all those colours, you're a bit of everything, like most women.

Sometimes your choice of underwear is down to the size of your breasts.
If literally the only dark coloured bra in the shop which fits is purple, you'll just have to have that one. Because your underwire made a bid for freedom that morning and by lunchtime had actually made your poor, tender underside bleed and even though it's the third week of the month and you have almost no money left, you can't survive without a bra, or with the vicious stab of pain every time you move so purple it is and so there.

And sometimes what you're wearing is just down to what's clean.
I know men love the tatas, but you do not want to know what sweaty breasts can smell like.

Given the choice I would go back to an A cup, well okay maybe a B.
There are things my less amply proportioned sistas simply do not have to deal with. So there are times I regret my Faustian pact for busters bigger than my head.

Bigger than your head.... I call shenanigans.

If I tried on one of my bra cups as a hat I would reject it as being too large.
Um, yeah. I have.

So maybe not a full adult head, but bra size bigger than hat size and that's plenty big enough to be unwieldy.

"... And why would I have wished for a ten inch pianist?"

have you tried putting your hats on them?

Ok, that sounds kinky.

You've seen them, V, you know they'd fall off.
And Foot3 :notworthy I'm honoured.

I was reminded of an old Designing Women episode...can't find a vid of just this part but here's the transcript:

The ladies discuss Ursula taking their men's attention......
MARY JO: Well, I don't know if we could compete with her even if we wanted to.
SUZANNE: Speak for yourself.
MARY JO: Suzanne, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I saw her bra hanging on the towel rack in the bathroom.
SUZANNE: So?
MARY JO: So you are not top dog anymore.
SUZANNE: How do you know?
MARY JO: Because -- I can get my whole head in one side of hers.
CHARLENE: Mary Jo!! You put her bra on your head?
MARY JO: I couldn't help it!! You know how that fascinates me. Suzanne's cup fits me like a beanie, but Ursula's covered my whole face.
SUZANNE: Well, Mary Jo. This just helps to point out the main problem that you people have that I've been talking about. You are not competitive! I mean, here you have this gorgeous girl who gets up at 5:30, cooks your boyfriend's breakfast, then goes jogging with him. And what do you do? You're in the bathroom trying her brazier on your head!! I mean, you're as impressed with her as he is!!

And after that, they sat down at their Memotech MTX512 and created Meshach Taylor.