This thread is cunty
 

Well, at least the title sounds kind of cunty.

Whatever you do, don't pull the thread! :eek:

Or light it

Or floss with it, if you know what I mean.

CUNTY SARK
 

Tell me you don't see a hairy vagina and I'll give you £73. pic.twitter.com/s8jnArJgND

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I claim my $73, I see the Cutty Sark.
(I can see a hairy vaj any time I want)

I am disappoint in this thread.

Maybe the Cunty Sark was used for hunting the Cunty Snark.

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It's a Cunty Dolphin!

Better than a cunty sheriff...

...or a cuntstable.

I can't believe so many of the same people are still here!!

Wow, Stacey. Welcome back!

How's life treating you?

I'm doing great! I got an email from the cellar wishing my alternate username a happy birthday (it's not my real birthday) so I decided to come take a peek.

I am re-living my twenties- happily single, working as a bartender, socializing, dating and living it up! I feel great, have been working out 4 times a week for the last few years, eating healthy...life is good :)

Sounds awesome! Glad you are happily single. That Arsen guy. :headshake

And it's great that you are taking care of yourself.

Things change but stay the same here in the Cellar.

Haha OMG you have a good memory!

Yeah he was...I don't know.

No idea what I was thinking. He did turn out to be a good provider and he never cheated on me or anything. We just had nothing in common, was like we were never on the same page about anything.

We had a non-dramatic friendly split-up. Was my idea. I ended up dating a super hot guy who had just graduated from college, 12 1/2 yrs younger than me, wrestler w/ perfect body. That was fun. Now I try to stick to guys my own age though haha. Must have been some kind of biological clock mid-thirties thing going on ;)

Yeah, that 4 door Arsen... uh, I mean sedan, was quirky but reliable, faithful, dependable. Ah but when that Corvette pulled up you couldn't resist going for a joy ride. :lol2:

Good to hear from you Stacey, good to hear from someone who's winning.

Well, you always had entertaining stories about living with him. The details are hazy. I just remember apartment cleaning standoffs, and dirty towels, and toilet seats, and spitting on souls. It was a long time ago.

Do you still have dogs? Weren't you raising Chihuahuas?

a mid-life crisis?

regardless, it's a nice surprise to see you here again staceyv! welcome back. :)

LMAO!!! The spitting on the soul, oh man I still use that one!!! And the apartment cleaning standoff pictures, lol!! Oh, those got into the wrong hands. Long story... Gotta be careful what you post online!

I did really well with the Chihuahua thing, I had the #2 chihuahua in country owner-handled (that's me!) at one point. Lots of champions, great clients- I handled for the top breeder in this country and world famous clients from Japan, etc etc.

I don't miss all that responsibility. Now I sit back and look at pics of my granddogs on Facebook and that is enough for me. I feel like a parent whose kids moved out and went to college- It's time for ME!!!

Plus some of the crazy bastards in dogs- that is another story for another thread. I don't have a desire for drama in my life. I did make some great friends too though. I did the whole dog thing for 7 years. But now I have a real job, lol.

Arsen found a girlfriend. They live together. She cooks for him! And does his laundry! I'm happy for him. He also got his citizenship. And he paid for my bankruptcy lawyer and I am now completely debt-free so we both came out ahead.

I live in the house that is under his name but I pay mortgage. He comes over to mow the lawn every few weeks and I pay him with shots of vodka. We have always been friendly- like roommates or brother-sister.

Dating has been fun. Ran into some textbook sociopaths. Got my mind fucked every which way but came out stronger, smarter and sassier. I am probably the happiest I have ever been. I have great friends, fun times, little responsibility, hot male diversions, and a brand new niece. Yup, #winning!

That Corvette...when I opened the hood it was all used parts...Now I look under the hood, kick the tires and take multiple test drives before even considering putting a car in my driveway. I mean a fast/sporty/sexy car can park in my driveway overnight here and there...but If I'm gonna commit to make payments on it, it better be a "sleeper".

All I can think to say is what an appropriate title for this thread to make my comment and what an appropriate thread for you to reappear in, welcome back Stacey ;)

"But it's all right now, You learned your lesson well.
You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself."

Good for you, that's why you're happy now. :D

Nice to see you, Stacey!

Hahaha, thanks Tanya.

Thanks for the genuine hellos from everyone else. I smell drama so I'm out of here. Time to hop on the treadmill, then off to work, then a night of socializing.

Someday if I am bedridden with illness or home with period cramps or something and have nothing better to do I'll explain to you all about why Nirvana just called me a cunt. But I don't have time for a sociopathic circus right now, it's draining.

Have a fabulous day!

There was a discussion earlier in a different thread maybe you missed it Stacey, being a cunt and being cunty are 2 different things so no I did not call you a cunt but I was definitely being cunty. Welcome all the same. I can't wait to hear more about your difficult periods and the size of your different boyfriends' peni along with any fabrication you may have concerning me :)

Well, that cuntscalated quickly.

Yeah. It's a whole thing.

we should close the curtains on it

You're working it now, Monster. :haha:

The cunt-in-you-ing saga of dwellars who have a V in their usernames.

:corn:

LJ knows the story. I told him privately way back when I stopped posting here. I am not getting into it again, I came to the conclusion that it is a total waste of my time. I am moving forward, not looking backward.

Even if I was bedridden or something, a crossword puzzle would be better than hashing it out with people who are much better at debating than I am. I've come to know myself a lot better over the last few years. I realize that all my life I've been projecting my desire to get along with people onto others.

When I communicate with someone, it's with the intention of coming to a mutually satisfying agreement, an understanding, a respectful agreement to disagree, or some other form of mature outcome that benefits both parties as much as possible. I always naively assumed that all people came into misunderstandings or debates with the same hopes. But now I realize that some people just actually enjoy a good debate and their only end goal is to win. The only intelligent thing for me to do with those types is Do Not Engage.

I wish I had figured this out a long time ago, but better late than never.

So sorry, you guys should put away the popcorn, nothing's going down here, lol.

I'm also not going into hiding. I was here first and I am no longer involved in all the political idiocy that kept me from sharing anything online in fear it would be twisted and spread all over to ruin my reputation. The people I choose to include in my life these days don't care about any of that crap. If I told them all the stories I shared on here over the years they'd laugh their asses off and they'd still love me :)

StaceyV I just wanted you to know I was here, maybe you have been reading all along >shrug< I have no bone to pick with you, I don't hold grudges, I don't have to be in your comments you don't have to be in mine. Enjoy your life welcome back! :)

Excellent. Much less entertaining than a chick fight, but still. Way to be, ladies.

I, for one, welcome back our soul spitting overlord.

I really missed you, StacyV. Glad you learned the secret of the internet and life. Just scroll past the stuff you don't need.

Awww you guys give me warm fuzzies, thank you!

I can't believe it's been over ten years since I joined. The Cellar is like an old security blanket I found in a box in the attic :blush: Glad I came back.