Quiz for Ladies
 

Looks like it came from some tabloid, by the paper, but have fun. Remember you are not obligated to reveal your score, or even that you took it.

42 points.

43 points.

#16...hahahhaahaa!

You've been outside all day and you have to go straight to a family dinner. You stop to comb your hair. Your boyfriend asks "can I help you?"

wtf? Help what? Comb my hair? I can comb my hair in the car. Is it supposed to be a sexual overture, this hair combing? I know it's my favorite pick-up line: hey baby, wanna come over and help me comb my hair?

Sorry, I couldn't resist. it's obviously an old old old school cosmo type quiz. We women have made great strides in hair combing independence.

In fairness, maybe he meant he could load the car with whatever you're supposed to bring to the family dinner (an inferred but not specified action involved in 'going to a family dinner.') In that case, that'd be great, hon. Thanks! :)

I'll just answer it myself: How sexy am I? Sexier than a sexy sex sexling, goddammit. Or not, depending on the day. ;)

You're in the kitchen cooking.
Your boyfriend comes in and looks at the pot hungrily.
Do you say:
Go ahead, skin up. It might give you a bit more appetite for this terrible tinned ravioli?

Ha! Let's make up our own...this could be fun!

You're sitting on the couch watching The Walking Dead. Your boyfriend says he's hungry. Do you:

a)tell him to shut the fuck up, Daryl's on
b)get naked right then and there because he's so sexy when he's hungry
c)quickly find the pizza place number on your I-phone and hand it to him

d)Get into a Walking Dead mood by eating his face right off

I like the way you think, g-friend! :)

You're going to a dance and your boyfriend wants to know what color/type of flowers to put in your corsage. your dress is white so anything will do. Do you tell him

(a) something exotic (and expensive)
(b) something romantic
(c) something in his favorite color
(d) dandelions with roots at least 6 inches long from your front lawn

I want you to know that y'all officially scare the shit out of me!!!!!

You come home and find your boyfriend dressed as a panda. Do you:

A.) Find yourself a cute zookeeper outfit to match.
B.) Watch panda porn to encourage him to procreate.
C.) Tie him to a bamboo pole, and whisper in his ear that you're going to make his kind extinct.

So you're finally beginning to understand how incredibly dangerous the female of the species is. Good, it may save your life.:yesnod:

between talking about eating your face off and tying you to a bamboo pole and telling you they are going to make your species go extinct - hell yeah!!

Sheldon, where are you?? I need sanctuary. Watch out gravdigr, they are probably planning to do something to you involving your squirrels

Heh, if'n they're planning anything for me, it prolly involves fire.:lol2:

35. Some of the questions I had to wing it because I've nevered encountered the situation to really know how I would really react to it. Letting my bf comb my hair? If it's really tangled. If not, I'd be finished in a sec. Mo need for him to do it, really. As for question #8, what does it mean by his "character?"

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Some women want good boys while others go for the bad boy types.

And some of us have a thing for preachers' kids. Eagle Scouting in the streets, eager routing in the sheets.

Ahhh.....I see. Thanks.

Your boyfriend is dumber than a bag of hammers. Do you

a) shoot him in his sleep?
b) wake him up so knows you're going to shoot him?
c) wake him up, have teh secks with him, then shoot him?

d) have lots of babies with him because that's what the world needs now

Well, I got a 38. So, now I know what kind of man I want, but...



...I still don't know how sexy I am! The test says it's going to tell me how sexy I am ("How sexy are you?") and it does not.

I want my money back.

Ditto! ... lol...

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Hmmm....shoot yourself? Cuz you're the one who choose to date a guy who's dumber than a bag of hammer.

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Well, he was really cute, so I choose the cute and did not notice the bag of hammer. Now it's too late, because he is hammer.

And love, sweet love. That's what the world needs now. And this lamp. Babies, love sweet love, and this lamp, that's all the world needs now. :D

Love that movie.

I'm picking out a thermos for you
Not an ordinary thermos for you

:)

1953 girl's quiz to see if your more suited to business or romance.
http://cellar.org/2015/girlstest.jpg

And one to test for suitable suitors.
http://cellar.org/2015/boytest.jpg

Re: number 9 for suitors... At the church that performed our wedding, they had two sets of marriage vows you could choose to have the pastor read. One was modern, wife and husband said exactly the same thing. The other was old-school, husband vowed to do things like "teach" and "guide," while wife vowed to "obey" and "pleasure."

We chose modern, obviously. But when the day arrived, the pastor started reading the wrong set, and neither one of us wanted to interrupt the solemn proceedings over it. So I did, indeed, vow to both obey and pleasure my husband. He reminds me of it occasionally. :)

What's the objective of the boy quiz? The girl quiz is to determine whether she is better suited for love or career. What does the boy quiz determine? Whether he is better suited for love or for future wife-beating? Maybe the girl is supposed to ask the questions of the boy? "Oh, honey dearest, I vehemently answer NO to all those questions."

To make suitors better suitors.

He's a suitor!
He's Bona Fide!

I don't think we should do role play any more:

My idea of Role Playing:

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it.

Hahah. I love the Man Stroke Woman roleplay sketches.

I just watched the first one, it was a bit of a downer.

"The best thing you ever done for this family was get hit by that train."


:lol2: That. Is. A. Great. Flick.

"Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains!"

Yep, one of the best movies ever!