Periodic Table of the Dwellars
 

I was going to create one but to hell with it, let's make it a community project: Create the name of your element, Choose a number and a Symbol and you're set.

Here's your starter for 10,...

Tw (Twitium), a gas, Dwellaric number 85% ;)


But really you should do yourself.

Fu (Monster), Dwellaric number 23


....then rag on others ;)

Hell no, Monster should be Mo (Monstrium - Dwellaric number 46 for twice her own estimate of chutzpah ;) ).

And Ortho should be O (the life-giving, necessary essence, although dangerous in too intense a form ... )

Let's see ... okay, have to wait for others to reveal themselves.

UT dwellaric number 1 (not actually #1 but numbered after the user number) is a noble gas.

ZT 97 ( ziptonium one of the heavy metals )

LJ (Lumbonerum Jimnium) #24

An unstable element when unpaired with a more stable element like JX #666 or AP #1040. Volatile when combined with Tw or AL. Useful as it releases sporadic bursts of creative energy between long periods of dormancy. When combined with CC#4 (Cockius Cellarus) it creates a compound called Rickrollium that binds many other elements together in useful combinations. For example, Cellarcarrium Maxima was created when an insane scientist combined 30 different elements to make a Super molecule that lasted nearly 4 years before it broke down.

I suppose I should be Seaborgium as its already present with the initials SG.
But I think I will be one of the Poor Metals instead, and be Sundaium (Sundae-yum). I've never really managed to grasp the various meaning of the information on the periodic table, but a quick look suggests I can't have 143 as my number as its significantly higher than the real numbers on there.

So I will settle for 33, as that's how old I was when I fell into the Cellar. Also the number of arsenic, and I feel I do have a whiff of old lace about me these days.

Pd Podia (aka footonium) Dwellaric number 3,
average
Dwellaric mass 4.33.

Fairly non-reactive metal, bright, malleable, fairly high boiling point, variable density makes this a difficult metal to work with at times.

LI - Lithium

I'll take this ...

GT Glattinum

A soft dull gray metal used primarily in tinkering. Often confused with Griffium.

I bin on Lithium, and can confirm that a shot of Limey is easily equivalent.

And Glatt, nothing dull about making me snigger, thanks.

Flint, Fl
Flerovium, an unstable, synthesized, superheavy element.

And yes, I know I'm doin' it wrong, but also I'd like to add that you can suck it.

Carruthium.

One of the later discovered dwellements and still subject to research.
Although thought to be completely inert, there is some evidence to suggest might be explosive under great pressure.

Dwellaric No 42.

Excellarnt!

Sheleon. SH69. I'm a noble gas. ;-)

Seems like a good time to bring this out again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcS3NOQnsQM

GF Griffium

A soft dull gray metal used primarily in tinkering. Often confused with Glattinum.

Gr - Gravdigrite

Relatively stable, unless heated.

CH - Chocolatline

An alkaline earth metal, sweet to the taste. Found intermittently and in small quantities; originally discovered in the presence of Kitsunium.

Attachment 47010

BigV -- Valium V 99 (no relation to the pharmaceutical with the same trade name) relatively heavy element with three electrons in the outermost shell, metallic, highly radioactive (see Fig. 1), long-lived with a half-life of approximately 40 years, malleable, does not hold temper, can be polished to a high sheen only with great effort; not considered precious; largely unreactive (except in political environments), does not bond with many other elements, but tends to form strong, long lasting bonds with the a few compatible elements.

Fig.1
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Bravo.

An inspiration!

I'm pure Roostinium. Well, I would be if I hadn't forgotten my old password...

So, I could be Blokanium instead. Light, malleable but with a hint of mint.

Sexocalifragilisticexpialidociobon; Sxn (3 letters, designating a yet unsynthesized element), #173.

Are you saying you're waiting to be made?

I'm daring anyone to try and make me.

No, he's saying he's a natural man.

Go ahead, knock this battery off my shoulder.

Be careful what you wish for ...

Are you with the Make A Wish Foundation?