Euphemisms for MOUTH
 

in honor of Lumberjim's Cock Holster.

Pie Hole
yapper

were also mentioned.

should we do it alphabetically?

(look, it is winter for many of us and Cabin fever is well underway.....)



ok no alphabet, no fancy business:

gob

Cake hole
Word hole
Word sewer (as in "Shut your filthy word sewer!")
Kisser

trap
hanger

mush

Euphemisms for MOUTH
 

Never mind

tw

BEER hole

Hanger? Where are you from, sexobon?

Kisser

Vomit Hole
Dick holster.

chops

face sock

Parents spoon feeding their little ones would hold the spoon up and say “Here comes the airplane in for a landing, open the hanger.” while mimicking airplane noise and moving the spoon around in the air as though it were flying. The child wouldn’t understand what was being said; but, was sufficiently amused by the sound and motion to laugh. As the mouth (hanger) opened, in went the food on the spoon (airplane) and the word "open" repeated so the child would learn to associate it with the action.

Ah. Sorry. I never had that experience.

I still like 'kisser'.

Man pleaser

[vocabulary]Hangar vs. hanger
A hanger is (1) one who hangs something, or (2) an item used to hang things. A hangar is a shelter used for housing and maintaining aircraft.[nazi]

Gob

The warm up before the pitch. ;)

Catcher

As I always suspected. hehehe

You flirt

You tease!

Here's a small list, I have to check my Slang dictionary at home.

blower – cake hole – cock pocket – cotton mouth – cum dumpster – gob – grill – hatch – hatch, the – pie hole – skull cave – trap – word hole – yap

Because I am pedantic I need to point out that we are not looking for euphemisms, but slang terms. A euphemism is an inoffensive word standing in for an offensive one. e.g. poo is a euphemism for shit.

/pedant

Is there a slang term for euphemism?

Is there a euphemism for slang?

And what about Marylou?!!!


:-)

North and South.

Since we've already gone blue:

Cum bucket

Thank you. I should've known better; also, recognized that my mistake was confusing ortho. I'm improving though, I used to put airplains in hangers. :o

I am disappoint.

or surprised at least. I thought there would be more.

According to my dictionary of slang the most slang words are for food and sex acts followed closely by terms for drunkenness.

And usually all three are used in the same sentence. ;-)

food intake orifice

I understand that Merks have most euphemisms for money and murder and Brits for sex and bathroom acts.

....I could turn round and grab one of my slang dictionaries other than the profanisaurus, I guess ;)

Be still my beating heart! You have more than one slang dictionary?

I was kinda impressed, too.

But, seeing as she's a transplant, it kinda makes sense, too.

I think I have 4 maybe? I love words and dictionaries. I have rhyming dictionaries, antique dictionaries, various Oxfords, Websters, Scrabble dictionaries from both countries... I have no idea how many I have

/hoarder

Do you have any of Eric Partridge's books? I seem to recall ha had a massive book on slang or etymology.

Worvert. It's good.

not sure. but now i'll look out for them, thanks :)

It seems no one appreciated my euphemism here; so, I don’t think I’ll bother with them anymore.

Dinner grinder.

Ha! that went right over my head the first time. That is funny.

I heard you like euphemisms... from the New York Times;

The dank and tufted regions of my soul