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JBKlyde 01-19-2014 02:16 PM

Who am I??
 
What I am and What I am Not.

I am Not God
I am Not Jesus
I am Not Gay
I am Not Dead
I am Not a Politician
I am Not an Assassin
I am Not Enlisted in the Military
I am Not In Hell
I am Not a Satanist
I am Not a RocKStaR
I am Not an Angel
I am Not a Liar
I am Not Evil
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I am a Human
I am a Firm Believer in Jesus Christ
I am a Heterosexual Functional MAN
I am Alive
I am an Activist
I am a Pretty Good Marks Man
I am in the Lords Army
I am Destine for Heaven
I am Like Christ
I am a Painter Poet
I am a Half Way Decent Nice Guy
I am a Truth Teller
I am Divinely Healed

lumberjim 01-19-2014 02:44 PM

In what ways are you like Christ?

You're not tolerant of his gay people. You make death threats. I think that needs to come off the list.

JBKlyde 01-19-2014 03:13 PM

I think Jesus would want the Devil and His followers "shot in the head" I'm not sure weather he would act upon it however. And Jesus Dosen't Have Gay People.

Griff 01-19-2014 03:23 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Robinson

JBKlyde 01-19-2014 03:24 PM

Is this HER really a man or something??

lumberjim 01-19-2014 04:02 PM

Ban this psycho

JBKlyde 01-19-2014 04:35 PM

speak American ass hole

JBKlyde 01-19-2014 04:41 PM

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/19/wo...tegy.html?_r=0

sexobon 01-19-2014 07:36 PM

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sexobon 01-19-2014 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 890070)
Ban this psycho

What, and leave infi a virtual widow!

infinite monkey 01-19-2014 08:26 PM

Fuck you, sexo. Sue me for trying to be nice. Please to review any and all pertinent posts.

Instigator.

sexobon 01-19-2014 08:33 PM

Talk dirty to me some more.

sexobon 01-19-2014 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 890061)
I think Jesus would want the Devil and His followers "shot in the head" I'm not sure weather he would act upon it however. And Jesus Dosen't Have Gay People.

When you're taking your meds, you're obviously straight. When you're not taking your meds, you're obviously gay (at least gay curious) as evidenced by your obsession with gays, you're just in denial. When you're taking your meds and straight, Jesus loves you. When you're not taking your meds and gay obsessed, Jesus wants you shot in the head. And Jesus Dosen't Have Schizophrenic People.

lumberjim 01-19-2014 10:43 PM

Seriously. I know he's ill. I know it's not his fault. I feel bad for him.

But since when is it ok to spam the board with a bunch of crazy links? To promote hate and bullets to the head? He is not our patient or child.
I am generally anti ban. This is different. He had a time out. He clearly learned zero. Are we waiting for him to make another specific death threat?

JBKlyde 01-19-2014 10:47 PM

wait a second sexobon now your really crossing the line im is here to talk dirty to me..

monster 01-19-2014 10:50 PM

JBKlyde has exhibited stalking behavior on this board which concerns me. We should be protecting our pal, not throwing her to the psycho. noboxes, you suck. Wait, why did you change your name again?

JBKlyde 01-19-2014 11:00 PM

Seriously. I know he's ill. I know it's not his fault. I feel bad for him.

But since when is it ok to spam the board with a bunch of crazy links? To promote hate and bullets to the head? He is not our patient or child.
I am generally anti ban. This is different. He had a time out. He clearly learned zero. Are we waiting for him to make another specific death threat?

That's just It I'm not Ill.. It's just that "I DO" work for the Scotland Yard and I needed a front to keep people from "running from the cops".. and to keep the American Police from staring down my ass.. thus I dream t up this illness as a cover but now that S and O are out of the way I don't have to pretend anymore
Just think of me as a US Marshal with an ax instead of a gun.. Consider this which would you rather some Dirty PIG staring down your ass or the Scottland Yard.. Me personally the Scottland Yard.

Forest Are More than Trees

The Forest is a place,
For the Birds to be,
And the Little Creatures,
To Run Free,
NO GUNS,
NO FIRE,
NO MAN,
Just little creatures,
Of the Land..

sexobon 01-19-2014 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 890144)
The Forest is a place,
For the Birds to be,
And the Little Creatures,
To Run Free,
NO GUNS,
NO FIRE,
NO MAN,
Just little creatures,
Of the Land..

And Jesus Dosen't Have Schizophrenic People.

JBKlyde 01-19-2014 11:30 PM

I would go as far as to say I have been divinely healed.. what about cancer patients?? Dose Jesus Have Cancer Patients, Dose Jesus have Autistic Children?? It's the same difference at least I ""tried"" to admit I had a problem. Jesus Doesn't Make Homo's there just sicker than thou art... You sexobon are the reason I felt sick to begin with but now that I realize it was all just a dream t up nightmare.. I can move on can you?? and I wrote that when I was in 4th grade..

sexobon 01-20-2014 12:02 AM

[JBK STYLE]
JBKlyde obviously suffers from multiple personality disorder secondary to schizophrenia in which the first persona is straight and presents itself when he's taking his meds while the second persona is gay manifesting when he's off his meds causing an internal conflict over orientation that results is deep self hatred which he projects onto others aligned with his second persona as intolerance via hate messages which he then blames on an evil biblical entity; then, invokes a good biblical entity to delude himself and others into believing he's making progress in reconciling his disorders when he is actually falling further into incongruity and grasping for alliances by playing the pity card because he can't take what he dishes out going so far as to lie about even the simplest of facts such as who was where first and not really caring about the outcome one way or another since he'll rationalize it to himself either way; indeed, rationalize anything he wants as divine ordination to deprive others of their inalienable rights while saying that he's involved with people and organizations that in reality only exist in media venues for him and his perceived need to be more that he can ever realistically accomplish.
[/JBK STYLE]

The poor bastard.

JBKlyde 01-20-2014 12:05 AM

don't worry I'm not comming back

sexobon 01-20-2014 12:15 AM

Which one of you is not coming back, the tolerant one who's taking his meds or the intolerant one who isn't? We'd like to see the first one here again. The second one we'll see in hell later.

Molasar 01-20-2014 03:38 AM

it has been said "if thine eye offends you, pluck it out" but that is both catastrophically stupid and ineffective.
it's also self-defeating.

far simpler is to add such a person to your IGNORE list and suddenly the sun comes out and birds sing in the trees, and the sense of foreboding each time you log in evaporates.
it's then left to the staff to delete posts (such as death threats and libel) that are illegal or legally actionable. deleting this sort of thing is entirely consistent with First Amendment, by the way.

glatt 01-20-2014 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 890156)
don't worry I'm not comming back

No, you're not.

I apologize to those of you who think I should have given him more chances.


And I apologize to those of you who think he should have been banned long ago.

I was waiting for him to make a clear screw up by threatening a dwellar again, or really posting very hateful stuff, and I planned to ban him permanently then. I realize that that was just to make me feel less guilty about banning him, which is dumb. The banning is inevitable, so I may as well do it now.

For a while, I was hoping that clodfobble's (and other's) really good posts about how he needs to take his meds would sink in, but he's arguing those. He's not listening to any of us.

I don't think we are helping him. There's a small chance that banning him will make him examine his choices and he might take his meds again. I know it will eliminate all his crazy posts and spammy links, and that will be good for us.

Good luck, JBKlyde. I honestly wish you well.

Spexxvet 01-20-2014 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 890156)
don't worry I'm not comming back

Damn, I wanted to make a guess. I'll guess anyway.

Are you Patrick Star?

Clodfobble 01-20-2014 08:32 AM

Yep. It was the "stronger and more dignified" response that got me. He's moved beyond frantic into the too-confident stage, and I suspect it won't be long before he has another jail encounter. Of course, having made it a few months out of jail instead of his standard two weeks, that will just encourage him to keep trying to go off them in the future.

infinite monkey 01-20-2014 10:32 AM

I kept thinking I should try more. I never meant to exacerbate the problem. I was hoping he'd become more playful again. FTR: I never felt 'stalked' but maybe he was reaching out to me and I just didn't know what to do. On one hand maybe I could have calmed the situation, on the other I could have made things worse. Best to leave it to the mods, at that point.

I like JBK. I think he had a lot to offer before he fell down the rabbit hole. I like sexobon, but I feel he was fanning the flames this last couple days. I agree with Molasar about ignoring him...if it was the 'way too many posts' that some people were concerned about (which I still don't find as distressing as a certain ex-dwellar's hateful posting. The threats were distressing, however. And I became stuck in the aforementioned 'have I created a situation by what seemed an innocent and harmless and innocuous gesture of accepting what I thought was a sweet offer of valentine'? monster noticed what was happening; I suspect others thought maybe I was getting what I deserved for being a nice fucking person...but I digress.)

I wonder if the community had ignored his ramblings if he might have come back to more even keel. But as jim said: he's not our patient and I'll not claim to have any idea how to handle the situation that arose in any sort of psychologically helpful way.

Clod tried to reason with him. I wish he had listened. There just wasn't a whole lot of reasonable thought left for him to work with, I guess.

JBK...you added something to this board. I will miss you. I hope that you work things out for yourself. Keep writing and painting. And consider consulting your physician. It was obviously a hard decision for glatt to ban you...and considering others who were trying to nudge you in the right direction: well, doesn't that show you many of us care? That we'd like to see you get help?

NeXile 01-20-2014 10:39 AM

jbklyde was a hacker one of the most elite in his field and he did work for the Scotland Yard as you can see the web site he designed was a counter terrorism web site designed specifically for them.. we here in the hacker community have found the cellar to be in violation of FU151.3 the article he wrote.. tough we realize he was a bit odd at times we feel that if the internet is not patrolled by "reasonable" intelligent people like us then our hope for the human race to govern themselves becomes void and obviously you guys cannot handle that. So we are going to have to teach the cellar as well as the rest of the
so called internet community a very valuable lesson. THAT BEING "Don't FOK With the Scotland Yard. So you think you have some kind of valuable community that has lasted through the ages do you?? Your about to find out real fast who is boss.

Molasar 01-20-2014 10:53 AM

oh FFS is this someone else who's either on drugs or not taking his meds?

for a start anyone who knows the slightest of Scotland Yard knows that there is not nor ever has been the word 'The' on front of it

FU151?

FU2 I say.

lumberjim 01-20-2014 11:02 AM

no, Mola. it's JB. he's gonna get an IP ban in a minute

regular.joe 01-20-2014 11:04 AM

I'm reminded a line out of the movie Pirates of the Caribbean, "Do you think the captain's been acting strang....er?" Sometime the Cellar as strange as it can be sometimes throws a curve ball out of left field and gets a little strang..er.

Molasar 01-20-2014 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 890206)
no, Mola. it's JB. he's gonna get an IP ban in a minute

I didn't feel confident enough to say that straight off though it had crossed my mind hence the 'off his meds' reference.

I hope all his personalities timeshare on the same IP, would make life so much easier on the admins/mods.
there's no point in them banning him/them if it doesn't cut down their workload

there are times it's good to be the king but other times being a vanilla citizen is pretty cool too.

Sundae 01-20-2014 11:29 AM

Infi, I got that you were trying to be understanding.
I think all did, which is why there was confusion and breast-beating (not least on my part) about what we should do as a community about JBK, but no criticism of you. None that I read anyway, not even implied.

Thanks Glatt. I don't have to worry about my personal opinion of censorship now. O about what JBK is going to post next.

limey 01-20-2014 01:38 PM

No, no criticism of you Infi, at all. It's impossible to know what's for the best in this sort of situation. Most of us were trying to do our best by him, but who knows what's actually for the best?

DanaC 01-20-2014 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 890143)
JBKlyde has exhibited stalking behavior on this board which concerns me. We should be protecting our pal, not throwing her to the psycho. noboxes, you suck. Wait, why did you change your name again?

I hadn't spotted the stalkerish behaviour, til you pointed it out.

Infi: I just thought you were nice to Klyde. And more tolerant than some of the rest of us (I include myself in that).

I'm not glad he's banned, but I do think it was the right call.

Griff 01-20-2014 06:20 PM

Glatt, you have everyone's full support. I have no idea how it could have gone differently.

glatt 01-20-2014 07:29 PM

Thanks, Griff. :)

monster 01-20-2014 09:08 PM

glatt for president. We wouldn't even have to pay relo.

xoxoxoBruce 01-23-2014 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 890255)
Glatt, you have everyone's full support. I have no idea how it could have gone differently.

Yeah, it's a tough call that no one can second guess.
Well, they can, but they shouldn't... especially not glatt.
All together now, Don't stop thinking about tomorrow... :comfort:

Gravdigr 01-23-2014 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by regular.joe (Post 890207)
I'm reminded a line out of the movie Pirates of the Caribbean, "Do you think the captain's been acting strang....er?" Sometime the Cellar as strange as it can be sometimes throws a curve ball out of left field and gets a little strang..er.

Cool, I've been looking to get a little strange...

orthodoc 01-23-2014 08:10 PM

Psychotic folks have to operate within the rules of larger society, which is to say: no stalking, no threats, no violence, no planned homicides. My faculty advisor in Toronto long ago emphasized these principles to me. Psychotic folks understand very well that certain behaviors aren't acceptable, and modify their behavior accordingly.

I was given this advice again when I had two psychotic children; one was aggressive and violent. The psychiatrist gave me this advice so that I wouldn't excuse inexcusable behavior. He'd seen (and so had I) psychotic individuals size up a situation and decide to behave appropriately in spite of their delusions.

I've been away for a bit and missed this latest, but JBK can't make threats or stalk and have this behavior found acceptable here. The best thing glatt could have done was to give JBK a reality check.

xoxoxoBruce 01-24-2014 09:34 AM

Glatt did give him a reality check, but it didn't take. All JBK did was alter his behavior what he thought would be enough to get away with. He was wrong.

BigV 02-20-2014 09:18 AM

Welcome to the cellar richard32!

Stick around, pull up a thread and join in, eh? Wait, what? You've done just that?... Yes, well, right, right. I see that.

Can you do it again? :-)

Undertoad 02-20-2014 09:22 AM

No he cannot. Spammer

BigV 02-20-2014 09:22 AM

Ps, your signature is messed up, it's kinda spammy.


Eta, slow typing on the phone, sorry.

glatt 02-20-2014 09:24 AM

I was just pulling out the ban hammer, but was too slow.

Undertoad 02-20-2014 09:38 AM

He is from Islamabad.

Griff 02-21-2014 05:44 AM

Racism! ;)

Gravdigr 02-26-2014 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 893021)
He is from Islamabad.

Ever wonder why they ain't no Islamagood?


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