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JBKlyde 10-19-2013 08:06 PM

Security Council Meeting...
 
All in favor of electing Big Sarge leader of te sc say I... I

All in favor of making real time chat of terrorist and sexually explicit information national news say I.. na

If I have crossed the line it is because that line has not been defined and it needs to be more clearly defined.

Disclaimer: NO PROMISES NO REGRETS

sexobon 10-19-2013 08:39 PM

Who's line is it anyway?

JBKlyde 10-19-2013 09:07 PM

we need more votes if we elect Big Sarge leader of security council then it is his line...

JBKlyde 10-19-2013 09:41 PM

And I would just tickle me pink for That Bully Cop to come on here and say something like "You Have Failed Me for The Last Time"...

sexobon 10-19-2013 10:19 PM

Then it would fall on Big Sarge to define and clearly define the line.

What are you offering in the way of compensation?

JBKlyde 10-19-2013 11:28 PM

it would be his council.. his order not mine..

sexobon 10-20-2013 01:02 AM

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If Big Sarge does you this favor, he may someday
want a favor from you ... like entertaining his chickens.

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JBKlyde 10-20-2013 03:54 PM

we'll see...

JBKlyde 10-22-2013 01:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VntwFqcE4-g

JBKlyde 10-23-2013 11:08 PM

meow meow call call

sexobon 10-23-2013 11:17 PM

Cat got your tongue?

JBKlyde 10-24-2013 12:13 AM

naw it's a chicken hawk..

sexobon 10-24-2013 12:36 AM

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Here's your award:

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JBKlyde 10-24-2013 12:48 AM

https://www.google.com/search?q=vipe...w=1024&bih=667

JBKlyde 10-26-2013 08:32 PM

Lets Play "WHO'S THE COWARD"... The Guy Speal-ing His Guts All Over the Place Eating Snake Fangs Or the Guy WHO Won't even STEP UP 2 The Plate???

sexobon 10-27-2013 03:51 PM

Hmmmm, I suspect it's the guy who asks "Who's the coward?" and points out others. Cowards like to divert attention away from themselves.

JBKlyde 10-27-2013 05:08 PM

I'm not trying to point anyone one out I'm just trying to keep the thread alive... where is "Big Sarge" when he is called out?? I'm guessing he's like Sargent Slaughter... and The Leader Ship Role of ME is played out. I just called my self the t word and no-one cared.. should not that send an alarm off or something.. that's why I called the meeting and still no one except you cares.... People are too numb to realize that evil and terror are dangerously creeping into to our society and if we don't wake up we are going to find our selves living in 33 Germany.

sexobon 10-27-2013 09:26 PM

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Maybe you're just not approaching Big Sarge the right way. Try to accentuate the positive and appeal to his sense of duty by describing what you're offering something like this:

Faster than a speeding chicken! More powerful than a tin foil hat! Able to leap tall tales in a single bound! ("Look! There in The Cellar!" "It's a lurker!" "It's a sockpuppet!" "It's WEREPANDA!") ... Yes, it's Werepanda ... strange visitor from IRL who came to the Cellar with powers and abilities far beyond those of ordinary dwellars! Werepanda ... who can change the course of mighty threads, post pics with his bear hands, and who, disguised as Big Sarge, mild mannered Security Council President for a great online-community website, fights a never ending battle for Truth, Justice, and the American way!

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JBKlyde 10-27-2013 10:04 PM

ok ok funny... but where is he now?? after YOU called him out??

sexobon 10-27-2013 10:28 PM

The phrase "called him out" could give him the impression that someone is challenging him. I prefer the phrase "call upon him" since this matter is a request for a favor. It's been only an hour since I posted above. Give the man time to find it. If you want to make sure he sees it, send him a PM; or, start another thread titled HEY BIG SARGE and ask him if he's read THIS thread in your opening post.

JBKlyde 10-27-2013 11:05 PM

no you do it...

sexobon 10-27-2013 11:26 PM

It wouldn't be fair for me to do it. I'm planning to overthrow the Security Council right after it's established and seize power. That's the best time to do it you know. Someone else has done all the legwork; but, they haven't had a chance to organize a resistance.

JBKlyde 10-27-2013 11:49 PM

or maybe that resistance is you...

sexobon 10-27-2013 11:58 PM

I accept your surrender.

Now there's no need to bother Big Sarge.

JBKlyde 10-28-2013 12:22 AM

yea but how do I know your not just some acid tripping joker.. I'd rather go with the big guy...

sexobon 10-28-2013 12:32 AM

He's in exile. You're a prisoner. What you'd rather do matters not.

JBKlyde 10-28-2013 01:55 AM

no I'm a survivor with an M16

JBKlyde 10-28-2013 05:47 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooperative

DanaC 10-28-2013 05:47 AM

Wtf are you guys talking about?

JBKlyde 10-28-2013 11:55 AM

guns and guy stuff... :)

infinite monkey 10-28-2013 11:57 AM

A security council is a nice place to have the visit, and to picnic and swim in with your friends. It has much enjoyment. It was created in 1908 by Tom and Robert Council, for to needs of communities and friends.

details to get there here
details

JBKlyde 10-28-2013 12:07 PM

say what IM now your the pope.. well I would assume in the spiritual realm of earth the pope has the most authority of spiritual leaders.. so what should we do next... bloody bishop bowing before the pentagon @ 1:69 96:1

DanaC 10-28-2013 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 881783)
A security council is a nice place to have the visit, and to picnic and swim in with your friends. It has much enjoyment. It was created in 1908 by Tom and Robert Council, for to needs of communities and friends.

details to get there here
details

Hahaha. Nice.

infinite monkey 10-28-2013 12:09 PM

I ain't never had no authority afore! Thanks JBK. :)

(This thread makes me giggle, by the way.)

JBKlyde 10-28-2013 03:16 PM

https://www.google.com/search?q=pino...2F%3B610%3B395

Big Sarge 10-28-2013 06:52 PM

I just found this thread. What the fuck? Don't you no better than to poke a sleeping panda with a stick?

JBKlyde 10-28-2013 07:25 PM

we are lost with out you big sarge...

Big Sarge 10-28-2013 07:35 PM

Can it wait until after the game? Surely the Pope can handle things for awhile

JBKlyde 10-28-2013 11:24 PM

let's start here.. "true credentials" in order to get to know each other better we should discuss things like college, career, and accomplishments... Military would fall under career.. I like to paint write poetry and fidel with my web site that's about all I got out of my college experience, rescuing lost souls is my primary objective although I have often lost that focus that focus has recently been reignited.. I don't have
a problem with Muslims personally it's just the extremest I am against.. extreme religion anything is not right how ever given the choice I would go with the religion of Jesus C... qcc??

Big Sarge 10-29-2013 02:05 AM

JB - true credentials can be a touchy subject. While most on here know I was a cop and a soldier, there is a dark side that I do not share. I have not always been a "nice person". No one on here knew me before I began my acts of atonement.

As for school, I have a BS in Liberal Studies. I'm a graduate of the Defense Language Institute. I became a Messianic Jew while I was in the Wounded Warrior Program. I have few accomplishments that truly matter beyond my children

BigV 10-29-2013 09:46 AM

few accomplishments matter compared to children.

JBKlyde 10-29-2013 02:02 PM

well all I am really interested in doing is getting to know people.. it's up to you guys to take control...

Big Sarge 10-29-2013 04:35 PM

Am I the only one you had questions for?

JBKlyde 10-29-2013 07:47 PM

not really it's an open meeting.. I was just calling upon you because you are the first in line on the chain of command.. my dad was a sergeant in the army and I with this Obama Care sweeping the net I thought it was important to at-least bring up the idea of a security council so maybe more people might try it.. my grandfather was a Cornell in WW2 so I tend to think military a-lot.. farthest I ever got was private in jrotc

DanaC 10-30-2013 04:15 AM

So....is this one of those threads that makes sense if you're a Merkin?

JBKlyde 10-30-2013 06:14 AM

if you mean like mercenary I guess..

sexobon 10-30-2013 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 881998)
So....is this one of those threads that makes sense if you're a Merkin?

This one of those threads that makes sense if you're a Gherkin 'cause it's in a pickle.

JBKlyde 10-30-2013 03:38 PM

i prefer fried squid..

Big Sarge 10-30-2013 04:40 PM

Looks like I took the bait and got screwed

JBKlyde 10-30-2013 05:07 PM

isn't that what the rangers call the navy seals "squids"....

Big Sarge 10-30-2013 05:47 PM

I never expected you to bait me JB. I always thought you were a straight up guy. That's the only reason I answered openly

JBKlyde 10-30-2013 06:09 PM

how did I bait you?? sexobon is the one talking about seizing control... I'm just trying to bring order to an otherwise order less atmosphere... and I need someone who has the expertise of real world problems to help solve a few simple ones... we are living in a very unstable world right know and it's easy to fall to fear especially when you don't know the people you are dealing with.. so how dose a guy with no real credentials go about gaining a few when everyone is either thinking you are some kind of nazi some kind of racist or just some plain idiot.. all I can do is just make more paintings and write more poetry however the fruits of my labor either keep getting stolen or keep falling apart.. so "how do I keep that from happening??"... Is the question!!! and I just figured that a guy named "BIG SARGE" would be the best guy to "call upon" because that sounds military to me.. I've been in contact with the FBI and they said the whole thing about the 't' word was all just freedom of speech I don't think I've actually done anything worthy of jail time that I haven't already been caught for and I just plead mercy of the court... qcc??

sexobon 10-30-2013 06:51 PM

The Security Council Court finds there was no quid pro quo, orders a stay of seizing control, and remands the petitioner to Clodfobble.

JBKlyde 10-30-2013 08:11 PM

http://www.westernjournalism.com/ame...-and-gomorrah/

Big Sarge 10-30-2013 11:43 PM

I understand now. we are on good terms. how can I help you? if you ever want to talk by private message, i'd be glad to accomodate

JBKlyde 10-31-2013 03:15 PM

well the main way to help is to just keep the place secure... your the Sargent at Arms. Just make sure people don't come up missing and give survival advice to people like me who otherwise wouldn't know how to survive in a failing economy...

Big Sarge 10-31-2013 03:42 PM

I'll gladly keep watch over the flock

JBKlyde 10-31-2013 07:29 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allah_as_Moon-god

Big Sarge 11-01-2013 01:56 AM

Muslim, Jew, or Christian - we are all children of Abraham and worship the same God

JBKlyde 11-01-2013 05:31 AM

I won't argue with you... that's one conversation I've had enough of.... I believe in Christ but I wouldn't call myself much of a Christian.. I've never really studied the other 2.... The Trinity is MY God...


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