Food from ajar
 

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your nuts

Your door is ajar.

No, my door is a door.

When are posters not posters?

When they're nuts.

ah but do you adore your door with great ardor?

Whats your favorite food that comes in a jar?

Used to be Nutella.

Then food poisoning happened.

Probably salsa. Or jam. Hmm, or maybe honey. It's not gefilte fish.

Rollmops or pickled onions.
Damn my mouth is watering now. I think there is a lonely pickled onion calling me from the fridge.

olives.

or snapkroobles.

You cannot get food poisoning from Nutella.

lalalalalalalal I'm not listening to you lalalalallalalalalallalalalala

word

In Nutella's defense -- it was a crepe with fruit and Nutella. Not sure which part was to blame, but that Nutella wasn't so delicious on the way back up. To boot, I was 4 months pregnant at the time and ended up hospitalized for dehydration.

That said, I've never had a problem with Nutella straight from the jar. I'm just... not in a hurry to taste it again.

moonshine

Thats not food ...thats medicine

Red caviare. I wonder if I should get some at the supermarket tomorrow? I'm sure I could borrow a bottle opener from someone here ...

dill pickles

Once two strangers climbed ole Rocky Top,
Lookin' for a moonshine still.
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top,
Reckon they never will.
Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top,
Dirt's too rocky by far.
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top,
get their corn from a jar.