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Griff 04-22-2013 05:02 PM

The Better Part
 
Martha, Martha, you worry and fret about so many things and yet few are needed, indeed only one. It is Mary who has chosen the better part and it shall not be taken from her.

So I'm tossing the Frisbee to Benny after a heavy rain storm and that phrase starts floating around in my head. I'm worrying about co-teachers, child neglect, and staying sober while Benny is taking wide looping arcs to catch the disc so he can splash in the puddles. We evolved together dog and man and yet the dog chose the better path didn't he.

Gravdigr 04-22-2013 06:35 PM

Honey Badger don't give a shit?

Honey Badger could take lessons from Cat on not giving a shit
.

footfootfoot 04-22-2013 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 862062)
Martha, Martha, you worry and fret about so many things and yet few are needed, indeed only one. It is Mary who has chosen the better part and it shall not be taken from her.

So I'm tossing the Frisbee to Benny after a heavy rain storm and that phrase starts floating around in my head. I'm worrying about co-teachers, child neglect, and staying sober while Benny is taking wide looping arcs to catch the disc so he can splash in the puddles. We evolved together dog and man and yet the dog chose the better path didn't he.

A monk asked master Joshu, "Does a dog have the Buddha nature?" Master Joshu answered, "No."

Another monk asked master Joshu, "Does a dog have the Buddha nature?" Master Joshu answered, "Yes."

Which dog took the better part?

Master Basho said to his disciples, "If you have the staff, I will give it to you. If you have no staff, I will take it away from you!"

From whom did the dog take the better part?

xoxoxoBruce 04-22-2013 07:30 PM

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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.

He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again
during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs,
but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......


My dog is a POLITICIAN



Griff 04-23-2013 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 862080)
A monk asked master Joshu, "Does a dog have the Buddha nature?" Master Joshu answered, "No."

Another monk asked master Joshu, "Does a dog have the Buddha nature?" Master Joshu answered, "Yes."

Which dog took the better part?

Master Basho said to his disciples, "If you have the staff, I will give it to you. If you have no staff, I will take it away from you!"

From whom did the dog take the better part?

Thanks for that.

ZenGum 04-23-2013 06:48 AM

Any cat or dog which is a pet in a good home is one of the luckiest animals in history.

infinite monkey 04-23-2013 07:34 AM

Am I the only one who is confused?

xoxoxoBruce 04-23-2013 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 862080)
A monk asked master Joshu, "Does a dog have the Buddha nature?" Master Joshu answered, "No."

Incorrect, he answered "Mu". :rollanim:

Gravdigr 04-23-2013 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 862080)
A monk asked master Joshu, "Does a dog have the Buddha nature?" Master Joshu answered, "No."

Another monk asked master Joshu, "Does a dog have the Buddha nature?" Master Joshu answered, "Yes."

Which dog took the better part?

Master Basho said to his disciples, "If you have the staff, I will give it to you. If you have no staff, I will take it away from you!"

From whom did the dog take the better part?

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 862135)
Am I the only one who is confused?

No. No, you're not.

I hope that dog bites Master Joshu right in the nuts.

Does the dog have Buddha nature, or, don't the dog have Buddha nature? Master Joshu seems to be an ambivalent little fuck, don't he? And who the fuck is Master Basho? What the fuck does he have to do with anything? And, what staff? A walking stick? People who work for the monk? Why are the people who work for the monk being taken away? What happens to them? Where do they go? If I have a walking stick, why do I need another one? Is Master Basho taking me skiing? How does Master Basho get the time off? He don't do shit around here, except strut around making confusing statements.

Who the fuck do these flea-bitten monks think they are, anyway?

Gravdigr 04-23-2013 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 862085)
My dog is a POLITICIAN

Whew, I thought you were talking about me there for a minute.

:)

infinite monkey 04-23-2013 11:00 AM

I agree with grav. Master Basho sounds like a name of one of those plastic turbaned fortune telling heads.

Aliantha 04-23-2013 11:50 AM

Griff, sometimes life seems too complicated. I think we all have times like that. I hope you come to the other side of your troubles soon and stop being jealous of ur dog. ;). Xx

xoxoxoBruce 04-23-2013 04:39 PM

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Screw those monks, Samurai make there own rules.

Pete Zicato 04-23-2013 05:06 PM

Being a beloved pet dog sounds good. But then there's that whole stopping a bullet for your master thing.

footfootfoot 04-23-2013 09:05 PM

That one on the end looks a bit dodgy to me.

Griff 04-24-2013 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 862195)
Griff, sometimes life seems too complicated. I think we all have times like that. I hope you come to the other side of your troubles soon and stop being jealous of ur dog. ;). Xx

:)
Actually I was watching him and came to a little realization about my not Buddha nature. I'm going to try to emulate him.

xoxoxoBruce 04-24-2013 06:46 PM

Your dog has empathy too, just lucky to not have awareness beyond his turf.

Sundae 04-25-2013 05:06 AM

My boy Diz would have the perfect life, if only he didn't have a Napoleon Complex.
He rules me with a rod of iron, but for some reason he cannot get rid of a furry ginger creature who lives in the same house.

Chillax, I say (I can say it to a cat, NEVER to a person)
You got me, I say.
I adore you.
You got food and warmth and clean litter and love and care and fresh water if God wills it. Oh, I mean fresh water full stop.

But no, he's gotta be the only cat in the village.
Poor baby boy.

BigV 04-25-2013 04:56 PM

Griff, you have the better part.

Benny is happy, in addition to being a supremely awesome dog. But your part, you have so much more going on than he does, you have the better part. That part *does include* feeling more strongly, more widely, and that includes bad parts too. Like stressing out about co-workers, kids who aren't getting what you think they should be getting, excitement and decentralized anxiety about your kids' future, all kinds of bad stuff. But good stuff too that Benny can't grok.

He loves his life, and loves you as wholly as he can, but your capacity is much greater. The bad with that good is that you question yourself. That feels bad sometimes, and it is bad sometimes. But it's part of being greater, better.

Still, you have in your (greater) capacity, the ability to feel as purely and cleanly as Benny does. You have all of what he has and more. To my mind, that is the better part.

Griff 04-25-2013 08:31 PM

yabut frisbee

infinite monkey 04-25-2013 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 862669)
yabut frisbee

perfect

:D


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