Does anyone feel like cunt punting ...
 

the person who just made their life hell, or who just destroyed their vision of the future, or who just was a complete asshole?

Dish.

I'm so angry right now I could cunt-punt anybody.

"Cunt punt" seems like a phrase that the Jersey Shore boys would use...

"Yeah, she wasn't DTF, so I cunt-punted her..."

It sounds like someone made you really mad, ortho...

Yes. Sorry. I took it from the thread about the sorority email.

I'm probably angrier at myself than at anyone else. But yes, someone made me really angry tonight.

I'm sorry :(

That expression makes me think of the talented entertainers in Tijuana, that would punt hard boiled eggs clear across the... hmm tmi. :o

I hope this helps ,
the one that got me was "I hope your ass hole grows Taste buds "

:lol2: zippyt's handy guide for when you're speechless. Excellent.

I don't know why I zoned in on Thundercunt but it seems like a positive..;)

Ortho> breathe, you are in control of your own feelings and put the knife back in the drawer..

I think "cum bucket" has a more vicious sound than "cum dumpster", but the latter has more foul connotations. Hard to tell which to go with.

And it reminded me of this:

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At first I thought "You're the AT&T of people" was great until I read "You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drumkit.

I'm still fucking laughing, tears. oh god...

I hope you step on a lego.

I am seriously cracking up over the very simple: Bitch, you dumb. :lol:

wtf: Your mother fucks for bricks so she can build your sister a whore house.

omgomgomg...can't stop laughing. They're awful! Awful funny!

hahaha. I think my facourite is: if your vagina had a password, it would be password.

Yes! that is another great one.

Your muff is cabbage...ROFL! :lol:

:redcard:

Uncalled for.

And, 'I'd call you a cunt, but you haven't the warmth and the depth.'
Also, 'I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man/woman.'

Thanks, zippyt.

I almost have the same reaction with Legos as I do hearing about or watching someone get hit in the groin.

I liked 'I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the warmth and depth'' but absent, though possibly tucked away somwhere is the short but sweet 'git'

I aims to please Ortho ! ;)

Oh, you silver tongued devil. :eaty:

I had to go looking for the Shakespeare's Insults magnets. I may have to buy a set. I think that they're safe for work.

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