How to Kill a Vampire
 

Is the actual bona fide name of an upcoming lecture at the Royal Armouries.

It is a very intresting histroy

In my youth "horror" was the Wolfman (Lon Chaney), Dracula
(Bela Lugosi), and Frankenstein (Boris Karloff).
I've not followed this current vampire/zombie craze, which I guess
started with the now defunct TV series, Buffy, The Vampire Slayer.

But I'm wondering what will come along to kill off the current craze
the way Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein did
with humor and ridicule back in the 40's.

Umm...Twilight did that I think :p

There's already a tongue in cheek teen zombie romance (ala twilight but with zombies): Warm Bodies

That sounds like a very interesting lecture. I love folklore and the like.

Doesn't it though?

I wanna go! I wanna go!

Depends on the type of vampire, but it it was your traditional feeding one I think I'd be safe.
They smell disorders of the blood, so liver problems count.
The more modern rip off your head for no good reason vampire might be an issue.

How long before there is an exercise class themed around protecting yourself from the supernatural?
And I don't mean gymnastics, which I have long suspected to be a training programme.

Well, there is already Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters.

I have no idea. I've seen them in the bookstore.

wiki say:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_a...ce_and_Zombies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sense_a...d_Sea_Monsters

I read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
Was good fun in its own way. Nothing startling.
Although Charlotte's story is actually far more poignant in this novel. Probably because it was written with a modern sensibility that echoed Charlotte's reality in Austen's society. Ooh! Get me!

It's better than Mr Darcy, Vampyre though.
Elizabeth doesn't work out Darcy is a vampire for a heck of a long time. Frustrating when we know just from seeing the title.

I thumbed through one in a bookstore. It was less amusing than you would think, but maybe they sold enough copies to make it worthwhile. I hope they did. I'd like to think they were a success.

Well, they have fun covers, at least. When I was in a high school we had to read Sense and Sensibility for my 10th grade English class. All the other 10th grade classes got to read cool stuff like Lord of the Flies and Hamlet. But nooo... It was Jane Austen that made Mr. Peek's (real name :eek:) heart go pitter pat. I'd have gladly taken Ms. Austen down to the nearest cross road and struck her through the heart with a silver dagger, and my whole class would have been right there with me with daggers of their own.

Lord of the Flies! Man, what a book. As we were early in the book, the teacher asked everyone which character they identified with the most. The hooligans in the class all loved the hunters and one of them even said that another kid in the class was Piggy. Then of course, the reveal at the end of the book, where everyone gets to feel weird about who they identified with. Because WTF?

I read Lord of the Flies when I was too young to emotionally deal with it.
The darkness in the human psyche sickened me, like a glimpse of porn.

We read that when the other English Lit class were reading The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole!

I was glad we were able to watch the film.
I couldn't work out who was supposed to be who. They all looked the same to me.
I couldn't work out half of what was happening, it was too dark.
I couldn't make out all the dialogue, people keep shifting in their seats or squeaking their chairs.
It was an excellent preparation for cinemas and a life spent with slightly sub-standard hearing. Thank goodness for subtitles these days.
Anyway it took much of the fear out of the story.

To this day I can often disassociate from horror films because I spend much of them leaning my best ear forward, squinting or just frowning because I think I may have missed a pivotal point. I'm like an old giffer, "What was that? What did she say?"

Julie?

If'n it turns out that horror films were supposed to be educational films dealing with the supernatural, I'm toast. Then again, since when were educational films really educational?

Excuse me while I go read the manual.

Ah man. Lord of the Flies. Yeah we did that at school. That and Macbeth. our English teacher was awesome. He also showed us the film of Equus. I remember the wildfire rumour prior to watching: Jenny Agutter goes full frontal! Oh the boys were all soooo excited.

I liked LotF. Was disturbed by it, but liked it. have you ever read any of his other stuff? I read Pincher Martin not so long after (because my big bro had read it ;p). That was some disturbing stuff too.

Hmm... I'm pretty surprised to hear everyone talk about Lord of the Flies like it pushes the envelope of school appropriateness. I know Austin is a pretty progressive place to have grown up, but still. In addition to Lord of the Flies, we read Clockwork Orange, watched Dangerous Liaisons (with permission slips for the butt nudity, but nobody's parents refused,) and the theatre department actually performed Equus.

I blame Anne Rice and her damnably introspective and whiny vampire who got interviewed. Shame of the whole vampire community, he was.

I was sure it was going to be The Hunger Games, but that clearly didn't have the staying power of sparkling vampires. Too close-ended of a storyline.

In defense of the whole English education system ;) I was the only person who reacted this way as far as I know. For everyone else it was just a set text,

I read 1984 and Animal Farm by choice and again had a reaction that I didn't see replicated amongst my classmates when we read them later. "Yo uare the dead" made me scream and throw the book across the room. I felt violated.

I was a delicate flower.

I think my favourite text was Catch 22. I remember our teacher reading the section where Yosarian is in the airplane and one of the others has bene hit by shrapnel. he keeps saying how cold he is, and when Yosarian pulls his jacket away he sees the lads intestines spilling out.

Mr White held us spellbound with that reading. There was total silence.



And there were no permission slips for watching Equus (because of the nudity).

I have never read Lord of the Flies or 1984. I feel like such a philistine! lol

I think I should though.

You're not a philistine for not reading them, but I think they repay the effort.
My favourite George Orwell is A Homage to Catalonia, which we did not read in school.
Ditto Laurie Lee's As I walked Out One Midsummer's Morning (we read Cider with Rosie.)

No doubt you've read some Australian classics I've never heard of.
Aussies and Kiwis have some outstanding children's authors - Margaret Mahy for example.

I read Picnic at Hanging Rock recently. Okay it's not highbrow, but I was embarrassed to have missed it all these years. Tim Winton is anothor author I'm late discovering, as is Thomas Keneally.

1984 was an amazing book. How old would I have been in 84? 12. I was 12 and 1984 was everywhere! My favourite band did the music to the movie(though the directors cut has more orchestral scoring). We read excerpts from it in class, I watched the movie, and the charts were playing Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty-Four)" Julia and For the Love of Big Brother.

I felt steeped in it, for a couple of years. I used to listen to the album on headphones. I could still describe half the scenes in the movie. The book itself was amazing. I loved it as a sci-fi novel.

I remember when Winston was in his secet little rented room, and through the window he oculd hear a 'prole' woman singing a maunfactured pop song. Something thrown together by a computer to entertain the proles. She was hanging out washing on a line, singing her little song along to the radio. That whole room. The privacy of it and the way that's shattered. The way allies are traitors and lovers a risk. And the joy of some simple little ordinariness, some innocent little pleasure away from the overbearing state.

[eta] This stuff still sends a shiver down my spine. This was the atmosphere of the book for me.


terribly dated now of course :p

I wasn't that bothered about literary classics on the whole. But 1984 and Lord of the Flies both played straight into my adolescent love of dark and dystopian visions.

Unfortunately, no. Very relevant today.

Oh heck, I just meant the electropop :p Alas, very relevant in content.

I think she meant all that synthesizer music. I love me some Eurythmics, but the synthesizer stuff is hard to take in large doses.

Edit: Double plus un-good, me typing just a little too slowly.