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Ocean's Edge 04-12-2013 05:26 PM

Weird fact of the day..
 
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up in the sky

Guess its a good thing for pigs that pterodactyls are now extinct :rolleyes:

ZenGum 04-12-2013 06:26 PM

What if the pig was standing on the side of a steep hill.


On a treadmill.

Lamplighter 04-12-2013 07:00 PM

Or in a tree

zippyt 04-12-2013 07:38 PM

LasVegas is farther west than LosAngles

Aliantha 04-12-2013 07:41 PM

I'm tired.

Oh, sorry wrong thread. There's nothing weird about that. :/

xoxoxoBruce 04-12-2013 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ocean's Edge (Post 860443)
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up in the sky

I don't believe that. :headshake
Pigs have binocular vision for about 50 degrees straight forward, and can certainly raise their heads high enough, especially when sitting.

ZenGum 04-12-2013 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 860460)
LasVegas is farther west than LosAngles

You made me look stuff up.


Now I get to say you were wrong. Nyeahhhh! :p:

xoxoxoBruce 04-12-2013 10:11 PM

It's Reno.

Ocean's Edge 04-12-2013 10:15 PM

tis true ... basically their necks are too stout to be able to tilt their heads far enough back to look up :)

xoxoxoBruce 04-12-2013 10:40 PM

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If I stand close to the pen, they'll come right up to the fence and look up at me. I doubt they can see the sky directly overhead, even sitting, but they can see the sky.

Griff 04-13-2013 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 860447)
What if the pig was standing on the side of a steep hill.


On a treadmill.

I see what you did there.








Obviously if pigs had wings they could generate lift anywhere but a vacuum or on a treadmill.

Sundae 04-13-2013 09:38 AM

Big Al says that dogs can't look up.

But thanks for the gift of a multi-pig photo.
Gosh I love pigs. Everything including the squeal.
Saw one butchered on TV. Complaints followed of course. I was fascinated. If I'm gonna eat it, I deserve to know how it died.

Rarely eat meat now, but not because of that.
(hoi-sin chicken tonight)

Ocean's Edge 04-13-2013 09:40 AM

well I'll be gobsmacked.... who'd have thunk that something I read on the internet would be wrong?????

I must admit that being let down by the association of New Zealand pig farmers kinda chuffs my buttons.

*pout*

DanaC 04-13-2013 09:44 AM

Big Al says that dogs can't look up. *snort* I've been laughing at that for about three minutes solid.

xoxoxoBruce 04-13-2013 11:16 AM

Dogs only look up for bacon... BACON, bacon, bacon, bacon, BACON, bacon...;)

Sundae 04-13-2013 11:23 AM

What, Kevin?

elSicomoro 04-13-2013 12:13 PM

Babies aren't dishwasher-safe </Daniel Tosh>

Aliantha 04-13-2013 12:57 PM

Dogs definitely can look up. Our dog sheba was petrified of sky writers. She'd turn into a sooky lala when one was in the sky. Took us a little while to figure out what the problem was, being that it was so weird, but it was quite clear it was that in the end.

DanaC 04-13-2013 01:00 PM

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Sundae 04-13-2013 02:18 PM

Snicker

footfootfoot 04-13-2013 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 860567)
Dogs only look up for bacon... BACON, bacon, bacon, bacon, BACON, bacon...;)

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 860570)
What, Kevin?


Ocean's Edge 04-13-2013 05:20 PM

Ok... fer sure fer sure this one is good...

turtles can breathe out of their assholes.

ZenGum 04-13-2013 06:58 PM

Confirmed!

footfootfoot 04-13-2013 08:16 PM

There's this tree, see? And there's this hunter chasing...

Pete Zicato 04-13-2013 11:32 PM

Pi is an irrational number. But 355/113 is close enough for jazz.

Sundae 04-14-2013 04:10 AM

Foot, that bacon post is worth your admission to the Cellar for a whole year.
Get UT to write you a voucher.

ZenGum 04-15-2013 07:10 AM

The Fifth Doctor from Doctor Who is played by Peter Davison. He had a daughter Georgia Moffet. Georgia played the fictional daughter of Doctor Who in an episode entitled The Doctor's Daughter. In that episode The Doctor is on his tenth incarnation played by David Tennant. While shooting that episode the two started to date and later had a daughter together who they named Olive.

So The Doctor's daughter from the Doctor Who episode The Doctor's Daughter is played by The Doctor's daughter who later goes on to marry The Doctor and give birth to The Doctor's daughter.

This is going to be in the test.

infinite monkey 04-15-2013 07:37 AM

How else could Wilbur have seen Charlotte way up there in the rafters?

BigV 04-15-2013 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 860624)
There's this tree, see? And there's this hunter chasing...

one step further and I'll have that voucher revoked.

Gravdigr 04-15-2013 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ocean's Edge (Post 860615)
...turtles can breathe out of their assholes.

I can only exhale through mine.

DanaC 04-16-2013 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 860868)
I can only exhale through mine.

you can talk through it too...










:p

Pete Zicato 04-17-2013 12:36 PM

Pepsi Cola is an anagram for Episcopal - which some people think is meaningful somehow.

But Britney Spears is an anagram for Presbyterian, so maybe not.

elSicomoro 04-17-2013 12:38 PM

This is a sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Gravdigr 04-17-2013 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 860934)
you can talk through it too..

No, just bark.

ZenGum 04-17-2013 07:56 PM

Y'all know that Abraham Lincoln was killed by John Wilkes Booth, right?

On the same day, four hours earlier, Lincoln's son lost his balance on a railway platform in New York, and was falling onto the tracks in front of a train, when a kindly bystander grabbed his collar and hauled him back, saving his life. Said bystander was John Wilkes Booth's brother.

Like, whoah, duuude.

Happy Monkey 04-17-2013 08:26 PM

A few months later, according to this random article.

footfootfoot 04-17-2013 08:27 PM

Did you also know that there's no word for Gullible in Pig Latin?


And, speaking of coincidences (or not) I need to post this video again. Because it is germane and awesome.

zippyt 04-17-2013 11:56 PM

That no body seem to care that there is a thread called bomb making 101 with folks talking about the bombs they have made in the past

footfootfoot 04-18-2013 12:14 AM

I think interest would ramp up if we talked about bombs we were making now.

;)

elSicomoro 04-18-2013 12:37 AM

Oh, UT will post of a pic of his smashed-up face (by the Feds) soon enough...

Gravdigr 04-18-2013 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 861293)
Did you also know that there's no word for Gullible in Pig Latin?

The Pig Latin word for gullible is---hey, wait a minute...

Gravdigr 04-19-2013 10:43 AM

Weird fact of the day...
 
In the United States, the mortality rate for circumcision is 1 in 500,000.

Just to be clear: For every 500,000 baby boys/guys getting circumcisions in the U.S., one of 'em dies.

Question:

How the hell do you kill someone during a circumcision?

Inopportune sneeze? Terrorist attack? Sinkhole? Landshark? Big gay drop bear?

WTF?

Pete Zicato 04-19-2013 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 861572)
I
Question:

How the hell do you kill someone during a circumcision?

I'd guess infection.

footfootfoot 04-19-2013 04:42 PM

I think the number of accidental de-penisings is a bit higher.

ZenGum 04-19-2013 06:51 PM

Infection - most notably that F-wit Rabbi in new York who would "apply oral suction" to the wound, despite having herpes virus weeping cold sores active on his mouth at the time.

footfootfoot 04-19-2013 07:03 PM

Ain't religion grand?

xoxoxoBruce 04-19-2013 11:30 PM

I thought that was a mohel, rather than a Rabbi. Or is he both?

ZenGum 04-19-2013 11:42 PM

I'm not sure. He could be both.

There's no central authority who declares people to be rabbis, and while most people who use this title do so with the agreement of the wider community, nutty individuals can just start calling themselves Rabbi.

Which was funny during prohibition because rabbis were among the religious leaders who could certify that wine was being used for genuinely religious purposes (thus making it legal), which lead to many rabbis with names like Rabbi O'Brien or Rabbi McDonald.

Nirvana 04-20-2013 01:37 AM

a four star general added me as a friend on Facebook {is it real? I dunno} >shrug<

xoxoxoBruce 04-20-2013 03:02 AM

You might have been recommended to him. :cool:

Nirvana 04-20-2013 10:19 AM

You think he is into mud, cow shit, placenta , and blood covered females? :eyebrow:

Weird fact waking every 3 hours turns your brain to mush. One more cow to calve and I can sleep maybe a week til the next batch....

Gravdigr 04-24-2013 12:12 PM

A few gems from Surprising Celebrity Facts, over at FoxNews:

Pope John Paul II is/was an honorary Harlem Globetrotter.

Dolph Lundgren holds a degree in chemical engineering.

Pierce Brosnan was a circus fire-eater for years.

Richard Gere was offered a gymnastics scholarship to the University of Massachusetts.


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