Jodi Arias / Oscar Pistorius MMA Cage Match PPV
 

Just an idea.

Who are your contenders?

yes.

Jodi. She used several lethal methods (shooting, stabbing and slitting his throat) all while managing to take pics of it and what did Pistorius do? Simply shot someone. Big deal.

Oh! Contenders.....


Charlie Manson and whoever else is as old as he is still in prison.

4!

I was thinking Monica Lewinsky vs. Paula Broadwell

Are you two paying me back for arsing up Monster's thread? The midwest gal mafia?

Trilby, have you head about the bloodied cricket bat at the Pistorius residence?

(police are still looking for the stumps. #Brit humour)

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No, really, i was trying to illustrate how little i knew about the subject(s).

In a bratty way. Sorry. :p:

Is Arias a big deal? I never heard of her until this thread.

The Pistorius trial is going OJ.

ditto

Arias is a big deal because she's very, very beautiful and extremely well spoken in front of the camARA (as Jenna would say).

She's totally guilty, in Arizona where the murder took place and is facing the death penalty but they won't kill her, she's way, waaaaay too hot. Plus she won the Maricopa County Inmate Christmas Carol contest (an American Idol sort of thing) so there's that. She actually sung 'O Holy Night' and sung the words 'when the soul felt it's worth' with nary a trace of irony.

first she said she wasn't there.
then she said she WAS there but two masked intruders came in and ONLY killed him. Yeah, masked intruders are known for leaving live victims hanging about.

NOW she says he was abusive towards her and it was self defense. She's gone from Blonde and Bombshell to mousy brown and GLASSES. it's a wonder. google her. She's a prototype psychopath in a Marilyn Monroe body. Oh yeah, she shot him, stabbed him many times and slit the shit out of his throat. I saw the pics. I know, I'm a ghoul but what can I say. she is pretty fascinating.

It fascinates me how a psychopath/sociopath's mind works. sometimes crazy is just crazy. No rhyme or reason. I wonder if his model GF was leaving him and he said "no you aren't" bang bang bang. Feel sorry for me I have no legs

What I like is the juxtaposition of hot girls.

Building on Tril's theory of hot girls being murdered a lot, we can look at these two murders and compare and contrast.

In one scenario: hot girl was murdered probably for being a hot girl who was getting the heck out. Hot girls are rarely allowed to leave quietly. There will, at the very least, be much gnarling and gnashing of teeth.

In the other scenario: hot girl kills the crap out of the guy. Stabs him 50 billion times AND slits his throat AND shoots him in the head. So this hot girl (and I'm going out on a limb here) must have shown some sociopathic tendencies at some point or another. But that's OK. She was hot.

This is all scientifically quantifiable. If you will endulge me, we can view the Crazy-Hot Scale mathematics below.

Basically, it comes down to this: Hot Girl! Kill or Be Killed!

Yeah, what Tril said. It's really amazing to watch her performance. Pysch classes should be required to study her trial and testimony. They shouldn't kill her so they can study her.

I thought about putting her in a cage match with OJ.

But moving away from ghoulishness, how about a match between...

I don't know much about cage matches. Are they to the death? If so, any Kardashian against any Kardashian. When one dies, throw in another Kardashian. Mom plays too. The last Kardashian left standing gets to live. That is the prize. They can remain on the planet.

How about the last Kardashian alive has to eat the other dead Kardashians?

that's much more Roman, don't you think? Or Transylvanian....or where ever these people pop up from. It's not a good castle.

Psychopathic tendencies:

1) Brunette trying to be a blonde
2) Eyes too far apart so that she use them independent of one another like a chameleon... ;)

A wall-eye!

Which is worse, a wall-eye or a uni-browed rat eye?

Moe Szlack. "Yes! I'm a surgeon!" on his business cards-----uni-browed rat eye.

the blonde thing. I've been blonde before and I DO have tendencies -- you know, hobo stuff, nothing big---but EVERY hot girl who gets it is/was blonde at one time or another.

Michele Linehan is another interesting case. And she positively oozing sex. when she was talking to the judge she looked like she was having an orgasm. really.

Rosemary West vs all the souls of the women and children she killed or witnessed being killed under her roof.
Nom nom nom - come to devour her for all eternity.

A real cage match I would PPV is Richard Littlejohn vs Gareth Thomas
(homophobic bile-spewing right-wing columnist vs retired Welsh rugby player)

Hey! The man's handicapped. Give him a fuckin' break.

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