Trilbinite Dwellar-apes
 

The world would be a horrible place without you. Not only do we pixellated cyber people care for you more deeply than we have any right to, but you have young impressionable future-of-the-future type beings for whom you are role models. your sons and neices and cats and houseplants....

Please stick around. Quit your stupid job and find manual labor that includes meals and board or something. Both of you. more than a job that satisfies heart and soul, you need stuff that doesn't destroy heart and soul. aim for neutrality rather than negativity. or something. what the hall do I know? I know you can consider yourselves lucky I can't drive down there right now and open up a can of whoop-asss on ya both. Because i would...... but it would be more of a creepy gelatinous tickly whoop-ass that would make you uncomfortable in a luke-warm sort of a way until you stopped threatening to or thinking about checking out.....

eh, i got nothing, i don't know what to say or do, but I can't just sit and watch you self-destruct without saying something. Even if it's just nonsense. but please stick around. think about me....... I always dress in black, I'd have to go out and buy something pink *shudder*

I'm no good at this, but I care about you both and i know I'm not the only one.

There but for the grace of FSM go I...


>wss<

Channeling JB?

Dain bramage?

Do you smell burning bananas?

:o

yes, now you mention it. now fuck off. the post is clearly not about you and you're clearly too dumb to get it. what's your excuse?

Monnie is apparently feeling better. Good for you.
I still think you're a bitch, but I'm glad you're still around.

yeah, whatever, but you know, thid thread was a hope that some other dwellars would stick around so we can say that to them too. maybe even without the bitch bit. I hope they realize how much they matter.

Wait, are you guys kidding?

I really don't want to have to kick anybody in the, you know, that one word.

Thanks to everyone who helped me out yesterday. Today looks a bit brighter.

And thanks monster...you're a good egg. :eggsmilie:

I'm a little cracked......

But you tell the best yolks!

I'll be here all week. Try the eggs benedict.

Good. Glad things are looking a bit brighter, IM.

You don't realize how free you are. You have nobody depending on you. You can quit you job, move to hut on a beach in Puerto Escondido, and not have to worry about anyone. Kind of like the final scene in Shawshank. After a while, you can open a little hostel and cater to the surfers. It will be a simple life, and I'm not sure about the internet connection, but the surfers will love you and the locals will have an affectionate nickname for you in Spanish. I wish I spoke Spanish so I could tell you what they're saying. I'm sure it's complimentary.

I like to come over hard.......





















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That's lovely.

It's so true, too...I could really go anywhere. I just looked up Puerto Escondido. I could handle that! The ocean calls to me.

I guess I should learn spanish beyond counting to ten and 'cerveza.'

I need a plan. A goal. I need to make things happen!

monster, sorry chick, but that joke was fowl.

oeuf, that hurt.

....and don't call me Benedict. It's Dic for short....

Omelette that one go.

That soufflé good of you, I'm sure.

Take a Sabbatical.
Come over here.
I'll tour you London and Oxford. They have enough Merkins that you will feel safe. But we'll be based in Aylesbury. We have no Merkins. You will be strange and exotic and everyone will want to talk to you. It'll be a great recharge for your self-esteem.

Seriously. All you need is the airfare. My family will pick you up, put you u[ and feed you unfamiliar foods. So you might even get weightloss as part of the deal!

Yes! Because what happens when you need that eleventh beer, hmm? You've got to plan, woman, plan.

And glatt's right. You can take FMLA, disappear and do anything for up to a whole year, and if you decide (strangely) that the Spanish coast is not for you, you just waltz back in and they have to give you a job, no questions asked.

And I WILL need that 11th beer.

Hmmm, I never thought of FMLA.

I'm getting some great ideas from you all and it's pumping up my gumption.

Pump up the Gump!

why are we invoking Sheldon at this point? Is it Make A Wish time?

IM, I was there once and I did try to end it all. I am so glad that I failed. I didnt have anyone to tell me what Glatt told you. Please, take it seriously and take care of yourself first.

Basically, what I am trying to say is...

YOU ARE NOT STUCK! YOU CAN GET OUT!

Pico, she's in the hospital getting help right now :) (it's in another thread)

Eat a bag o' dicks then. I was trying to be humorous.

Sheesh.

i think there is too much sexual tension between you and monster. classic misdirection of emotions

Haggis!

I'm imagining a situation involving Gravdigr, Monster, Lookout, Dana, four blindfolds, a roulette wheel, and a vow of silence.

That's weird! I do that every time I come here!

i miss merc

yeah, let;s do that one again.

Sorry to hear that, Sarge.

:lol2:

Wow...I missed a lot.

IM, I hope this ends up being the best thing that could ever happen to you. I know what it is like to feel stuck. Let loose, girl!

Next time correct for windage.:sniper:

this is my song. I'm willing to share....

I'd share my song, but I have yet to find one out there with "Fuck em if they can't take a joke" as part of the lyrics.

This will have to do:


The original is good, but sometimes life requires us to make an effort to take a few steps and it's easier to do that if you're dancing.

If you can cry, you can laugh.
If you can scream, you can sing.
If you can walk, you can dance.
Find some joy.