Knock knock
 

Stupid fun lifted from book face.

Do a knock knock joke using your last name, middle name or the model of your car. Or suggest a different topic, I dont care....

Knock knock
Who's there
Helm
Helm who?
Helm ake you sorry you asked!

Ok, it's ghey. But we're not on land here, folks. International waters rules apply. It's not gay if youre in jail or at sea.

knock knock
who's there
V
V who?
...
V vish you a merry christmas
V vish you a merry christmas
V VISH you a merry christmas
und a happy new year!

....

posted not on land but at sea, f'reals

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gum
Gum who?
Gum inside, it's cold out there.

Yeah, it's weak.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Griff
Griff who?
Grifters git yer gun!

um yeah, still weak.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Infi
Infi who?
Infi minutes imma bust down yo door!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Fobble
Fobble who?

Fobble Lobble La, La la la la!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cherry
Cherry who?
Cherry Garcia!

Yes I know it's the name of an ice-cream.
It's funny to me though, because I got Jerry Garcia mixed up with Jimmy Hoffa. Meh, I only knew them through references in books. Pre-internet obviously.

You can imagine how much bafflement I was subjected to before I managed to distinguish between them. Not my fault people in another country viewed them as working class heroes for different reasons.

Knock knock
who's there?
glatt
glatt who?
glatt to meet you.


That right there is comic gold. ;)

Fried gold, Glatt.
A slice of.

I know, right? ;)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Foot
Foot who?
Foot for thought.

Knock knock
whose their (for infi)?
Spexx
Spexx who?
Spexx um of you to laugh at this

Lucky for you, I won't be here all week

Can we write some for other people? Too late...

Knock knock (on foto-mat door)
Who's there?
Sundae
Sundae who?
Sundae my prints will come!

I larfed! :3eye:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lighter
Lighter who?
Lighter a little ? Like a cigarette burn or something. Dana C.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
U T
U T who?
U T diss doh? Open it up, foo!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shaw
Shaw who?
Shaw would be nice if you'd open the door!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Toad
Toad who?
Toad you I'd start a bulletin board that would last forever!

Outfuckingstanding.

Well done, that monkey.

You guys are too funny. *Joins applause for Monkey*


:lol2:

That's the best one yet.

Thank you!
Do you remember the interminable wait for photos through the post?
And you'd get Christmas photos along with vacation photos because cameras had to be saved for special occasions? Maybe just me...
Yup.
Winner winner chicken dinner.

After that Toad one I don't know why I"m even trying but I've got this un-fillable need to part of the cool kids group so here's mud in your eye:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Bri
Bri who?
Bri oughta knock your teef out!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tril
Tril who?
Tril be fine. Just give it a day or two.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pico
Pico who?
Pico 'round the corner and you'll see.

Or
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pico
Pico, de gallo owe.

And Monkee has finessed this meme!

Knock knock
Whos there
Interrupting Infinite Monkey

Interrupting Infinite M-
~~ TYPETYPETYPETYPE!!!!!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Monster
Monster who?
Monster de curry goat before it spoil, dem wanga guts soon come

took me a moment to switch to da Jamaican mon

Me, to Romanian guy, not sure if he knew how knock knock jokes went: "Knock knock?"

Romanian guy: "Who's there?"

Me, figuring his correct response showed that he knew the deal: "The big interrupting cow".

Him: blank stare ... pause ... "is that supposed to be funny?"

:facepalm:

True story. :lol: