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footfootfoot 10-30-2012 09:17 PM

Free tits to a good home
 
So I just got some bloodwork back and everything is crescent fresh except my testosterone, or lack thereof. Total is 141 ng/dL and free is 5.4 ng/dL

Normal is somewhere between 240-950 and 9-30.

That might explain, well everything, almost. Hot flashes, boobs, depression, lethargy, no libido, shrinking pecker syndrome, etc. etc.

Seeing Daktari in the a.m. to talk about my options.


I should probably bring a deer leg for Clarence...

eta: Testosternone! haha, I slay me. I'll be here all week. Try the Estrogen

xoxoxoBruce 10-30-2012 10:08 PM

Libido leads to weakness, compromising your principles and treasure in the pursuit of pussy. ;)

BrianR 10-30-2012 10:30 PM

I have the exact same issue, only I *like* it!!

zippyt 10-30-2012 10:37 PM

Look out folks ,, wez going to have SUPER FOOT !!!!

ZenGum 10-30-2012 10:46 PM

Titty pics or GTFO!


j/k hope all goes well for you.

Big Sarge 10-31-2012 01:32 AM

i've used the gel and injections. both have negative and positive aspects. currently, i'm back on injections

Griff 10-31-2012 05:40 AM

Sorry man, I hope the doc can make the adjustment.

glatt 10-31-2012 07:26 AM

Sorry, Foot! Let us know what the Doc says. Who knows, maybe this is a path many of us will be following.

infinite monkey 10-31-2012 07:34 AM

I feel your pain dude. Hope things straighten out soon.

Spexxvet 10-31-2012 09:20 AM

I've been thinking that maybe that's [one of] my problem[s].

Undertoad 10-31-2012 09:29 AM

Yeah me too

jimhelm 10-31-2012 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 836519)
I feel your pain dude. Hope things straighten out soon.


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infinite monkey 10-31-2012 10:12 AM

:blush:

Unintentional, I swear.

orthodoc 10-31-2012 01:17 PM

But well done, nevertheless. ;)

As for the free tits, send them my way ...

BigV 10-31-2012 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 836482)
Libido leads to weakness, compromising your principles and treasure in the pursuit of pussy. ;)

I've had principles and treasure, and I'm too exhausted to miss them.

footfootfoot 11-01-2012 02:36 PM

So, it's more complicated than "It rubs the lotion on its skin." There could be two reasons why my levels are low,
1. My balls are lazy or defective.
2. My pituitary "no spikka Inglis" so my balls; ready, willing, and able, aren't getting the info.

So more bloodwork the other day and an appointment with a urologist. Then we see if it's a toomah or lazy balls. Then we see if it rubs the lotion on its skin.

footfootfoot 11-01-2012 02:37 PM

eta @ Ortho, would you like them now, as an A cup, or do you want to wait and see if they get bigger?

orthodoc 11-01-2012 07:00 PM

Oh, let's wait and see ...

but on second thought I wouldn't wish that on you, so I'll get them elsewhere. ;) Hope things get sorted out and work out for the best ...

jimhelm 11-01-2012 10:54 PM

Been riding that bike a lot?

Ibby 11-01-2012 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 836925)
but on second thought I wouldn't wish that on you, so I'll get them elsewhere.

DIBS. i could use a head-start.

ZenGum 11-02-2012 12:09 AM

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I see your free tits, and raise you four tits.

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footfootfoot 11-02-2012 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 836972)
I see your free tits, and raise you four tits.

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That's, like, eight in the bush.

OK Zen, I expect nothing but net.

Griff 11-02-2012 05:45 AM

Haggard: [Looking at Clive's novel] What is this, nerd porn?
Graeme Willy: Oh, no, that's Clive's...
Clive Gollings: It's my novel.
Haggard: [Looking at an alien on the cover] Ha! Three tits!
O'Reilly: That's awesome. You guys should have given her four tits.
Graeme Willy: [Looking disgusted] That's just sick.
O'Reilly: I was just sayin'...

footfootfoot 12-22-2012 04:05 PM

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So I've been on androgel 1% for almost a month now. I can definitely feel more energetic and "Let's do this!" lately. Sleep is going well and I've actually fallen asleep w/o the trazodone a few times. It's made long work days of physical labor possible AND not devastating. Today I helped my friend tear down his 100 year old barn that was storm damaged during Sandy (don't look now, but the orb is rising behind you. I said not to look.) and after tearing the roof off the sucka



I told my buddy that I think I need to up my dosage. I feel better but I really want to feel like I am king of the world. King AND Pope. I see the pee pee doc in a month and I'll see what he thinks about me being king and pope.

Downside is that I've been crazy frisky lately. The upside of the whole thing was that the negative libido allowed me to see that my relationship had been dead in the water for a long time. Once I was no longer interested in Chucha my eyes were opened to what was really going on. As they say you can't un-see what you have seen so, despite my insane friskiness, I will never go back to that particular well of sorrow.

The sucka from off of which the roof was torn:

monster 12-23-2012 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 836980)
That's, like, eight in the bush.

FlexibleLezzerFest?

ZenGum 12-23-2012 08:19 PM

I'm not sure it's accurate to say "the roof was torn off".

Looks more like a bloody big tree karate-chopped it. But I'm no engineer or anything.

footfootfoot 12-24-2012 03:23 PM

No, WE tore the roof off the sucka. Pics later.

Nirvana 12-26-2012 06:18 PM

So happy to see you feeling better F3 hormone fluctuations suk. I hope the SS gift did not wear you out :blush: I have only just stumbled upon this thread... :o


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