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ZenGum

10-21-2012 06:23 PM

Invent a sexuality!

Metrosexual ... heteroflexual ...

I'll have to come out as hetero-unsuccessful. Or maybe azzuro-lunar-sexual.

Big Sarge

10-22-2012 01:45 AM

well i guess i would be a "pandaphiliac".

Undertoad

10-22-2012 05:17 AM

The old joke goes I'm trisexual. I'll try anything

but I'm not

ZenGum

10-22-2012 07:14 AM

If things get much worse I may become buysexual.

Spexxvet

10-22-2012 07:28 AM

I'm an autonecrophiliac. I'm always fucking myself dead.

infinite monkey

10-22-2012 07:29 AM

I'm a comosexual. I only get turned on if Perry Como records are playing.

My friend is a promosexual and only gets turned by infomercials.

footfootfoot

10-22-2012 07:53 AM

Phonosexual. I wrote a song about it; You turn me on I'm a radio...

infinite monkey

10-22-2012 08:18 AM

Mofosexual: only has sex with complete jerks.

infinite monkey

10-22-2012 10:44 AM

Spexxuality: self-explanatory. ;)

Spexxvet

10-22-2012 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 835251)

Spexxuality: self-explanatory. ;)

:blush:

xoxoxoBruce

10-22-2012 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 835192)

If things get much worse I may become buysexual.

:thumb2:

Undertoad

10-23-2012 01:50 PM

already invented: technosexual (long, an interesting read)

jimhelm

10-23-2012 01:54 PM

lumberphelia

all da ladies gotz it.

busterb

10-23-2012 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 835192)

If things get much worse I may become buysexual.

+ dirty old mansexual

ZenGum

10-23-2012 11:50 PM

[stolen joke]

So, if three people have sex it's a threesome.

If two people have sex it's a twosome.

So why did that girl just say "Hello, handsome!"?

Spexxvet

10-24-2012 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 835391)

lumberphelia

all da ladies gotz it.

Not Lumberfeelya?

infinite monkey

10-24-2012 02:49 PM

perplexuality: wondering why it's been so goddammed long since you've had any!

jimhelm

10-24-2012 03:26 PM

Lol

ZenGum

10-24-2012 05:44 PM

Ambisextrous.

No longer caring whether you're getting any or not.

BigV	10-24-2012 06:06 PM

no, that's being equally handsome on each side.

Lamplighter

10-25-2012 08:00 AM

donaldtrump

footfootfoot

10-26-2012 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 835603)

Ambisextrous.

No longer caring whether you're getting any or not.

nor knowing whether you are coming or going.

ZenGum

10-26-2012 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 835839)

nor knowing whether you are coming or going.

[skirting danger zone]

Pedepedepedephilia: Love of a certain smart-alec dwellar.

[/sdz]

footfootfoot

10-26-2012 08:13 PM

Nicely navigated, Mr. Christian.

BigV	10-26-2012 08:23 PM

chillosexual--where ya don't sweat the petty things, and you do pet the sweaty things.

jimhelm

10-26-2012 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 835901)

[skirting danger zone]

Pedepedepedephilia: Love of a certain smart-alec dwellar.

[/sdz]

no..... that's sex with 3 kids.

you want podpodpodophelia. it's right here on the next shelf. next to the lotion.

how about blueballochism. that's people who like getting all worked up and horny and heavy petting and dry humping... and then stopping suddenly to enjoy the pain in their throbbing junk as it goes back to it's original turgidity.

ZenGum

10-27-2012 12:21 AM

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:lol:s at your funnies.

Snowmosexual.

As illustrated here:

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Clodfobble

10-27-2012 07:22 AM

CantGetNoBetterosexual: A below-average person who will settle for a below-average partner.

Psychosexual: Crazy eyes means crazy in the sack, too.

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