The Mistery Monkey
 

Down here in StPete we have this monkey roaming the streets.. and they are trying to trap it.. I got 20 bucks that says they won't catch him.. run monkey run...

Please, think of the monkeys!

Is it an Infinite Monkey or a Happy Monkey?

Three years ago, when he first escaped, he was hanging about in the trees by my office. I'm in Clearwater.

I heard on the Colbert report that he jumped on the back of some old lady down there.

good for him!

Little old lady who?

(Oh, sorry, sometimes I just break into yodel for no apparent reason.)

guuuurrrrrrrrrl. :)

Colbert called it Monkey on the Gram instead of Monkey on the Lam which was a section about a different escaped monkey. I would LOVE to have a secret monkey in our neighborhood. That would be really cool.

In The Life of Pi he talks about there being way more escaped critters running around than we could ever imagine.

Right now, at this very moment, there could be an elephant in this room!

:lol: if you're where I think you are, you are probably right! :)

:lol:

Yep!

I think we should make a game called mystery monkey.. so when someone new shows up we can test to see how "sane" they are I mean common it's a dangerous world you know.. have you ever seen faces of death and they all pound the monkey in the head and eat his brains??

That's a spunky monkey.

[LouGrant] I hate spunk. [/LouGrant]

Much needed grins brought to you by the gravdigr. He'll be here all week, try the toe jam. :)

Thanks, you funny people.

I'm enjoying the title of this thread.

who says we HAVE to spell shit they way 'the man' says? It's so fake!

I like 'mistery' - it's a new and wonderful word. Like Misty and Misery - like a double strip tease act you'd only want to see on Halloween and maybe not even then.

I hereby nonmiate JBKlyde as to the officail postion of new mmeber sanity testing.

Since it's all relative anyway.

Brass Monkey... that funky Monkey.

Love Brass Monkey!

Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel
Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

I second the nomination.

Brass Monkey junkie.

How in the world did it take so long? I would think a monkey riding on a lam would be easy to spot. And lams can't climb trees or sneak into sewers.

I don't think we should encourage monkey's to trick-ride lambs like that.

It demeans both species;esp. the lamb which could be, in fact, the lamb of God (Rick) and that is just...well, just don't make a video of it, if you get my drift. Only parrots were ever designed by holy God (also known as the more familiar "Rick") to ride the lamb in such a way as this.

you may have to be burned as a witch AND as an example to others who post such unnatural things.

so sayeth the congress of Salem this Nearly Halloween Eve when you heathen folk sing about a party called the Monster Mash which is clearly a song about the occult. (thanks, Angela, for that info).

Love, Mitt