Australian Women?
 

After a long debate, I realize there are women in Australia. My question is are they marsupials? Seems like everything else has a pouch down there. I would try to figure it out by watching Australian porn, but the thought terrifies me

They are placental

They're all named Bruce.


Australian vaginas are venomous, aren't they?

Sarge - this time you are in Waaaaay over your head.

Australian vaginas are venomous, aren't they?

I can speak from experience here when i say NO they are Not

Surely there is an anti-venom by now

There's still time to find out another way. If you drop dead before Aliantha gives birth, you could be reincarnated as her baby and get the inside story. :litebulb:

That's a scary thought!

You just need to learn how to do an Australian Kiss.

Like a French Kiss, only ... Down Under ....

Does the pouch get in the way?

...


ur doin it rong.

Yeah, if there's a pouch then there's probably an Adam's Apple. Bad sign.:facepalm:

Top notch advice right there.

I read this thread yesterday. I'm going to leave it for Ducky to deal with though. I'm just not sure what to say.

Maybe sandy.

Australian women are teh hotness. Look at Kate Blanchett or what's her name Kidman, and Toni Collette.

...and Edna Everage.

Yeah, and Julia Gillard!

isn't Kylie Minogue an Aussie?

she's pretty hawt.

A "Kylie Minogue" is now a way of ordering coffee ... white, with one.

As opposed to the Dolly Parton: white with two.

that's very, very bad Zen.

No :donut: for you!

I guess ordering a Trilby would be a white one with one and 3/4? :)

let me see if i have it right..the reason we only see ducksnuts is from behind is she is too shy to show her pouch?

she is hot

Thanks to a documentary film on Australians (Howling III), I now have empirical proof that Australian women are marsupials.

HWatever they are, there's now one more of them. Be afraid.

Dammit, now we have to kill you all.


Send in the drop bears.