Alphabet: Human Body
 

Please, no pics this time around. Please.

A is for asshole.

B is for Bunghole

C is for Colon

D is for Dirt Pipe

E is for Entrails

F is for fucking fibula.

aw you roont mah joke.

I was gonna say G is fer Gravdigr

now ima have another toke

ya daggone lousy no good joke ni@@er

G is for G-spot

H is for Hymen

I is for ilium.

So hip...

J is for Jap's Eye

K is for Keister

L is for Labia!

M is for Majora!

N is for Nissl bodies (or Nuts, take your pick)

O is for occipital lobe.

P is for pelvis.....for the pelvic thust

(It really drives you insaaaaaane)


Q is for Quads (quadricepts)

Rectus Abdominis

S is for SINEW

T is for Taint.

Or Tibia.

Uvula

Not rude.
Unless you're deep throating.

V is for

(come on, altogether now)


V-A-G-I-N-A!!!!

Yay, vagina!

W is for Whiskey- an important component of blood.

X is for xiphoid.


Careful when you do CPR on the old ladies. You're likely to snap off their xiphoid process.

Ouch!

Y is for You broke my Xiphoid.

Actually Y is for Y didn't you obey my DNR? Now my Xiphoid is broken.

OK, seriously, Y is for Ying Yang as in "I hope you have insurance up the Ying Yang, you broke my fucking Xiphoid asshole."

Z is for zygomatic bones.

Like wow - check out that models zygomatic bones!

PS - sorry about forgetting that DNR order foot.

You want I should shoot you? Or I could push you off a cliff.

Oh I have other ideas about how I'd like you to kill me...
:blush: