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plthijinx 06-21-2012 12:07 PM

Make Your Own Sentence
 
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plthijinx 06-21-2012 12:07 PM

I fucked Madonna because i stink

DanaC 06-21-2012 12:09 PM

I ran naked with a piece of shit because I got an orgasm.

Well hey...it ain't every day ya ken?

Brilliant. I like.

Sheldonrs 06-21-2012 12:13 PM

I took a crap on a Jew because I'm gay.

It's like they KNOW me!

Undertoad 06-21-2012 12:18 PM

I did a blowjob to a clown because I'm gay.

Well that makes actual sense

glatt 06-21-2012 12:20 PM

I shot a porn star because I smoked crack.

Another one that makes sense.

jimhelm 06-21-2012 12:23 PM

I fucked a robot because that's what I am.

makes sense if I'm a robot.

DanaC 06-21-2012 12:24 PM

I can't be the only naked shit-runner around here surely?

Sundae 06-21-2012 12:26 PM

I pissed on a monkey because I'm racist.

Ewwwwww. I feel racist just writing that.
I should have taken my top off first.

Gravdigr 06-21-2012 12:42 PM

I don't know about giving out that kind of info...I don't want just anybody to know what kind of shirt I may or may not be wearing.

plthijinx 06-21-2012 12:47 PM

you're shirt is blue today isn't it Grav?? :p:

jimhelm 06-21-2012 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 816161)
I pissed on a monkey because I'm racist.

Ewwwwww. I feel racist just writing that.
I should have taken my top off first.

NEVER too late to take your top off. ...or too early, for that matter.

infinite monkey 06-21-2012 03:03 PM

I gave a blowjob to Barney the dinosaur because I smoked crack.

Sheesh, you try to do better in life but all these awful truths come back to haunt you.

Barney seemed ok with it. *shrug* He was all like 'i love you' and I'm like yeah who doesn't buddy and he's all like 'you love me' and I was all WHOA big fella I just want my twenty bucks.

plthijinx 06-21-2012 03:08 PM

must. stop. coming. to. this. page. at. work.

omg i'm laughing so hard!

and damn i wish i was in that barney suit. with a fist full of twenties!

Gravdigr 06-21-2012 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 816163)
you're shirt is blue today isn't it Grav?? :p:

:lol2:

Actually kinda french mustard yellow...appropriately enough.

Gravdigr 06-21-2012 03:15 PM

I pissed on an old man because I hate my life.

plthijinx 06-21-2012 05:20 PM

me thinks that so far DanaC has the best one.

sorry Grav, even if you did piss into the wind! :p:

(couldn't resist bro!)

footfootfoot 06-21-2012 05:32 PM

5-10 years minus time already served.

orthodoc 06-21-2012 09:57 PM

I gave a blowjob to a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy.

... and I didn't contravene my user title or signature ...

regular.joe 06-22-2012 12:46 AM

I smoked weed with a condom because I have perfect abs.

Wow, this shit is funny!

Glinda 06-22-2012 02:35 PM

Me? I got married with a lesbian because I hate my life. :D

Cyber Wolf 06-22-2012 03:55 PM

I ran naked with a porn star because I'm sexy.

I can deal with that...

plthijinx 06-22-2012 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 816259)
I gave a blowjob to a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy.

... and I didn't contravene my user title or signature ...

that's one lucky bowl of cereal i tell ya!


these are all great!

BigV 06-22-2012 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 816259)
I gave a blowjob to a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy.

... and I didn't contravene my user title or signature ...

let me guess:

Tasty Os.


amirite?

kerosene 06-22-2012 10:44 PM

I killed a robot because that's what I am.

orthodoc 06-22-2012 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 816457)
let me guess:

Tasty Os.


amirite?

Close. Honey Nuts ... ;)

orthodoc 06-22-2012 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 816436)
that's one lucky bowl of cereal i tell ya!

Well, they were Lucky Charms ... what can I say? :rolleyes:

jimhelm 06-23-2012 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kerosene (Post 816477)
I killed a robot because that's what I am.

Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY...tomorrow!


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