Heavy Metal Band Name Generator
 

My band name would be 'Illegal Tendencies'. How fitting.:right:

What's yours?

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Bleeding Thorn

I like my maiden heavy metal band name better: Forbidden Henchmen. :lol:

Surely that should be Bastard Tendencies? Or are you saying that Infinite Monkey isn't your real name?

LOL!

shhhhhhhhhhh :unsure:

I have the prototype of this generator, scrawled on a piece of notebook paper by my brother in junior high. He was a "weedely-weedely" lead guitar player with the perm to match. He had written down on one side of the page very violent and dark sounding adjectives, and on the other side, corresponding nouns. I'm serious--if I can find it I will scan and post it here.

Witches Fury

ok..

Damn... I don't feel comfortable with my Heavy Metal Band Name!
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Fallen Temple

Do not Forsake me, oh my Deathling.

Iron Gods - and don't you forget it!

But sometimes your metal name isn't about who you are, it's about what you'll do. The aftermath you'll leave. Like this:



Ruined Holes

Fallen Spawn... I dunno. Sounds like somebody knocked the can of caviar off the table. But what do you need a generator for when you can come up with something like

Ümläüt out of your own personal brainpan?

Ugh. Mine is Black Rage. That is *so* last century.

I'm not sure you got the joke there... That's an american Football star named Michael Vick. The little slash above his head indicates that it is HE who quoth "I'm not comfortable..."

and so on and so forth.

Mine is Bloody Vengeance, which sounds like something God had in mind for all women ...monthly :eyebrow:

Speak for yourself :D

Mine is Evil Spawn.

Using my full initials, I am Black Hell's Soldier.
Not very me.

My band would be "Bloody Rage"
I remember reading a poster for a gig a few years ago and it was for a Thrash Metal Festival and one of the bands was called "Bastard Sons of Satan",never heard what they sounded like but was always impressed with the name :D

It seems to imply that there are legitimate sons of Satan around. What kind of girl would marry the Prince of Darkness? and who could perform the ceremony?

Hell is ruled by a triumverate of Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Azazel.
One of the others could officiate.

I'd marry him anyway. If'n it would get me a Green Card.

INSANE VENGEANCE! Yea, that's my name....don't wear it out.

Holy Temple. Meh.

Fallen, now that's pretty cool all by itself.

Forsaken Temple. I like it.

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Forsaken Vengeance. Hmm. Doesn't make much sense. My maiden Heavy Metal Band name would be Forsaken Gods ... better.

Holy Temple (boring and uh not really metal) or Forsaken Temple (almost as boring) under either of my plausible name combinations. sigh.

I disagree. Singin' about God and his boy can totally be metal.

Here's an example of explaining a joke and having it be funny. I like that.