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monster 05-10-2012 10:00 PM

666 words/phrases/euphemisms for The Devil
 
1) me :rar:


(do we have a devil smiley?)

infinite monkey 05-11-2012 07:42 AM

2) Debbil
3) Beelzebub
4) Belial
5) Lucifer

GunMaster357 05-11-2012 09:16 AM

6) Old Nick

infinite monkey 05-11-2012 09:29 AM

7) Satan (or Satin, if you be dumb and stuff) :lol: Yeah, I'm going to hell. Which reminds me:
8) My boyfriend when I go to hell. I'll get the room with the TV and some ice water.

DanaC 05-11-2012 12:25 PM

9. Old Harry
10. Sarge ('Devil for a Sergeant')
11. Mephistopheles

DanaC 05-11-2012 12:26 PM

12. Baal
13. Lord of Flies
14. Prince of Darkness
15. Diablo

Gravdigr 05-11-2012 12:43 PM

16. Ol' Scratch
17. Prince of Lies

Gravdigr 05-11-2012 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 811038)
(do we have a devil smiley?)

colondevilcolon = :devil:

infinite monkey 05-11-2012 12:52 PM

May you be in a colon a half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
--old Irish toast

monster 05-12-2012 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 811145)
colondevilcolon = :devil:

yeahno. That sucks.

Gravdigr 05-14-2012 02:30 PM

I figured it would.

Gravdigr 05-14-2012 02:36 PM

18. John Milton
19. Daryl Van Horne

Trilby 05-14-2012 03:13 PM

Fallen angel
Chinfoot
the Black Man
The old Goat
The Horned One
"Dad"

monster 05-14-2012 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 811038)
1) me :rar:


(do we have a devil smiley?)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 811145)
colondevilcolon = :devil:

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 811331)
yeahno. That sucks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 811564)
I figured it would.

We need horns and red eyes and a pichfork and a little badge that says Prez of the USA......

Gravdigr 07-17-2012 01:48 PM

1) me
2) Debbil
3) Beelzebub
4) Belial
5) Lucifer
6) Old Nick
7) Satan (or Satin, if you be dumb and stuff) Yeah, I'm going to hell. Which reminds me:
8) My boyfriend when I go to hell. I'll get the room with the TV and some ice water.
9. Old Harry
10. Sarge ('Devil for a Sergeant')
11. Mephistopheles
12. Baal
13. Lord of Flies
14. Prince of Darkness
15. Diablo
16. Ol' Scratch
17. Prince of Lies
18. John Milton
19. Daryl Van Horne
20. Fallen angel
21. Chinfoot
22. the Black Man
23. The old Goat
24. The Horned One
25. "Dad"
26. The Man

Gravdigr 08-05-2012 02:36 PM

27. Iblis

Gravdigr 08-06-2012 03:38 PM

28. The Opposer
29. Shaytan

Spexxvet 08-06-2012 03:50 PM

30. Ronald Reagan

Gravdigr 08-06-2012 03:51 PM

The political thread is elsewhere.

John Sellers 08-06-2012 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 811145)
colondevilcolon = :devil:

To ny needs to change that one to :headbanger: IMO.

John Sellers 08-06-2012 07:52 PM

How about The Source.

ZenGum 08-14-2012 10:25 PM

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John Sellers 08-14-2012 11:17 PM

Nice.

Lamplighter 01-04-2014 01:50 PM

$666.66 - The price of the devil's first Mac computer *


* according to PBS's "Wait, wait. Don't tell me." show today

Molasar 01-04-2014 06:25 PM

funny thing about 666
the Moscow public transport system avoided numbering a route with 666 (yeah, now that law and order have collapsed they got religion, ain't that a blast). so they numbered it 616 instead.
I did PMSL when the actual original bible texts were re-translated, correctly this time, only to reveal that the number of the beast is,...
...

...

616

(aw c'mon, don't tell me you didn't see that coming!!)

BigV 01-04-2014 09:01 PM

So, not only is the road to hell paved with good intentions, but you're telling me I have to take the bus to get there? Wtf is wrong with this handbasket?

Molasar 01-05-2014 03:36 AM

@BigV only in Russia, we in the free world can gridlock the road to hell with our cars, Brits on the left, Yanks and Europeans on the right, at the same time.

if the road to hell is paved with good intentions, does the surface break up into potholes?
Anyone there work in the roads business. ideally a roadworker Mon-Fri who's a vicar or pastor on Sundays.

JBKlyde 01-05-2014 04:41 AM

samhedrin??

http://forums.catholic.com/showthread.php?p=3461976

Carruthers 01-05-2014 10:54 AM

Toby (Official)


JBKlyde 01-06-2014 10:06 AM

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BOOOO! = Break it
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JBKlyde 01-07-2014 06:35 AM

http://www.twincities.com/sports/ci_...-legal-counsel

if you want to go rape children sir go ahead but not in my locker room.

DanaC 01-07-2014 06:39 AM

Wtf has that news item to do with raping children?

Griff 01-07-2014 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 888322)
Toby (Official)


Nice!

JBKlyde 01-07-2014 08:26 AM

I'll give you this much.. homo's "Might Inherit the Earth" but Not Heaven sorry guys hope you get it right next time around.

glatt 01-07-2014 09:06 AM

Enough of your hate speech. Keep it to yourself. Nobody wants to hear that from you.

Griff 01-07-2014 09:08 AM

Homosexuality and pedophilia are simply different things. The only reason you conflate them is the shame layered over sexuality by an out of touch church. The new Pope is moving away from that thankfully.

infinite monkey 01-07-2014 09:14 AM

As your friend, JBK, I am asking you to think about what you are posting. It's wrong. And I know you know better. I don't want to see you get banned. Please let the good parts of you shine through. We know they're there.

BigV 01-07-2014 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 888464)
http://www.twincities.com/sports/ci_...-legal-counsel

if you want to go rape children sir go ahead but not in my locker room.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 888465)
Wtf has that news item to do with raping children?

I'll tell you. JBKlyde has a problem. He conflates homosexuality and pedophilia. It's a fairly common problem, and the root cause is fear and ignorance.

I have seen remarks by him, and others here, that link the two and I find it offensive. JBK's well known mental illness is no excuse and not the cause. They are two distinct, separate, different, unrelated behaviors. Homosexuality is being attracted to people of the same sex; pedophilia is being sexually attracted to children. Not the same.

Firstly, most importantly, pedophilia is a crime and homosexuality is not a crime. Everything else is different too, and to try to explain it to someone like JBK is pointless, a waste of time, unless he's interested in learning. There's no evidence at all of such an interest. So, I don't bother. But you have an open mind, and I am happy to draw your attention to the mistake he's made. In fact, I think I'll start pointing out this mistake more often. I wish there was a catchy name for it, like "Godwin's Law", but that's merely inconvenient.

Meanwhile, JBKlyde is an ignorant hater. Read his posts with that in mind.

infinite monkey 01-07-2014 09:36 AM

Harsh and judgmental. I don't think appointing yourself as the arbiter of what JBK says and means is helpful. Judge not, and all.

But I'm trying to like the world again. Maybe that's all messed up.

Griff 01-07-2014 09:43 AM

<shrug>I can't parse JB's commentary for intent. Maybe IM has it right in terms of taking him at face value. That still means calling him on bullshit though.</shrug> When I see him pissing off the level headed like glatt, I know we have to say something. Peace to all.

infinite monkey 01-07-2014 09:44 AM

I agree: we should say something. And I did. But I'm not ready to dismiss him as an 'ignorant hater.'

Give me a few months. My mean old self could still come back. ;)

Griff 01-07-2014 09:45 AM

Ha! :cool:

xoxoxoBruce 01-07-2014 09:48 AM

glatt's trying to figure out what he should do, as moderator... he's the one walking the wire, so every time JB goes a little far, poor glatt is second guessing if he should have done something. It's a no win for the mod.

Griff 01-07-2014 09:50 AM

Yep. We're all damn lucky he is the guy making the call on this.

JBKlyde 01-07-2014 10:05 AM

yea but when you come down to reality and decided not to play your "don't get fucked up on drugs or you'll end up fucking an ugly bitch with no tit's game" those 2 parts were NOT made for each other. Explain that!! Assholes

infinite monkey 01-07-2014 10:08 AM

Come on, JBK. Prove me right. Take a step away from the keyboard and THINK. Take a couple days off if you need to. Even I am having trouble understanding what you're trying to say. Breathe, and think. OK?

JBKlyde 01-07-2014 10:12 AM

i DREW up a set of angel wings this morning.. """""""""""IF"""""""""" all goes well I will be painting them on a wooded plack for my dads girlfriend..

JBKlyde 01-07-2014 10:30 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_Roach

and it's not even a real roach.. it's just a maggot...

JBKlyde 01-07-2014 10:51 AM

I'll tell you. JBKlyde has a problem. He conflates homosexuality and pedophilia. It's a fairly common problem, and the root cause is fear and ignorance.

NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT HOMO's ARE AFRAID TO BE STRAIGHT BECAUSE THEY DON"T WANT THERE PASEY ASS"S GETTING KICK BY THERE FAGGOT FATHERS WHO RAPED THEM.. and mine did not.

BigV 01-07-2014 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 888516)
glatt's trying to figure out what he should do, as moderator... he's the one walking the wire, so every time JB goes a little far, poor glatt is second guessing if he should have done something. It's a no win for the mod.

IMHO, glatt's doing the right thing by doing nothing in these cases, AS A MODERATOR. glatt's already said his opinion, that JBK's wrong. but I don't have any desire in silencing JBK. and im, I didn't say nor do I advocate dismissing JBK. Let him speak. Let us hear. And let it go both ways. If he can convince me that advocacy of same sex marriages is the gateway to raping children, well, show me the facts. Let's hear it. I'm skeptical (gravdigr's confirmed my coloring), but I'll listen to him. And when I hear *this particular shit*, I'll call it for what it is, ignorance; hatred. But I'm in favor of letting him say it. It's not wrong to be wrong, just wrong. OK, that sounded better in my head.... I'm in favor of letting the ideas duke it out.

JBKlyde 01-07-2014 11:02 AM

It's like being bipolar or skitzofrientic.. only the only pill to make you feel better is sex.. and when you don't get it you go foking crazy like me but they can't say go take your meds them cause they haven't even faced reality yet. So you got some unstable sex maniac and he'll do anything to suck your cock and fok you in the ass.. you do the math..

glatt 01-07-2014 11:06 AM

Speaking of pills... Are you taking yours? Because it seems like you're not.

I was ignoring it before, but I'm not going to ignore it any more.

I'm telling you as moderator that you need to stop these hate filled posts and posts about violence, or I will need to do something about it.

JBKlyde 01-07-2014 11:08 AM

you gonna cast me off into exile and rubb my ass raw like they did??

BigV 01-07-2014 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 888513)
I agree: we should say something. And I did. But I'm not ready to dismiss him as an 'ignorant hater.'

Give me a few months. My mean old self could still come back. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 888508)
Harsh and judgmental. I don't think appointing yourself as the arbiter of what JBK says and means is helpful. Judge not, and all.

But I'm trying to like the world again. Maybe that's all messed up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 888511)
<shrug>I can't parse JB's commentary for intent. Maybe IM has it right in terms of taking him at face value. That still means calling him on bullshit though.</shrug> When I see him pissing off the level headed like glatt, I know we have to say something. Peace to all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 888532)
I'll tell you. JBKlyde has a problem. He conflates homosexuality and pedophilia. It's a fairly common problem, and the root cause is fear and ignorance.

NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT HOMO's ARE AFRAID TO BE STRAIGHT BECAUSE THEY DON"T WANT THERE PASEY ASS"S GETTING KICK BY THERE FAGGOT FATHERS WHO RAPED THEM.. and mine did not.


I've reconsidered my statements and I stand by my first stand by my position: when JBK talks about homosexuality, or pedophilia, he's an ignorant hater.

I'll add to the list of things he's confusing: rape. Rape's not sex, rape's not homosexuality, rape's not pedophilia. Rape is violence.

Once more, teaching JBK directly is not a job I want; he is cold iron.

BigV 01-07-2014 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 888537)
Speaking of pills... Are you taking yours? Because it seems like you're not.

I was ignoring it before, but I'm not going to ignore it any more.

I'm telling you as moderator that you need to stop these hate filled posts and posts about violence, or I will need to do something about it.

I don't think he should be banned. I think the censure his posts receive by the community at large are the most appropriate response. He's not intolerably irritating, he's not trying to break the cellar, he's not talking about breaking the law (those are just from memory...)

You're the mod. I'm a citizen here, and I say let him stay. JBK's merely wrong, and that's not a crime.

JBKlyde 01-07-2014 11:18 AM

forest_arclo@yahoo.com

if anyone wants to continue this faggot non-sence keep it up.. but be warned when I see something like a fag with a 6 on his head looking like luciufer.. no I will not tolerate that under MY FLAG.

glatt 01-07-2014 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 888538)
you gonna cast me off into exile and rubb my ass raw like they did??

You didn't answer the question. Are you taking your pills?

glatt 01-07-2014 11:29 AM

And is that your email address? It's a bad idea to put personal information on the web like that.

JBKlyde 01-07-2014 11:56 AM

what you fail to realize is that I'm on a BIG FOKING BOAT right now called OBAMA FOKING NATION.

glatt 01-07-2014 12:11 PM

The reason I asked about your pills is that you posts don't make any sense, and I thought that not taking your pills might be why they don't make sense.

It's none of my business what pills you are taking, but I want you to be as healthy as you can be. So if you're not taking your pills, I encourage you to.


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