NSFW - 100 Words/Phrases/Euphemisms For 'Cock'
 

1) Lilyhammer
2) Tallywhacker
3) John Thomas
4) Dick
5) Willie

1) Lilyhammer
2) Tallywhacker
3) John Thomas
4) Dick
5) Willie
6) C'ock

1) Lilyhammer
2) Tallywhacker
3) John Thomas
4) Dick
5) Willie
6) C'ock
7) Fuckstick

Slightly broader than just cock, but:

8) meat'n'two veg
9) lunchbox
10) pork sword

11) (active) member

12) Disappointment

*snort*

but you're a spoilsport..... ;)

13. Tackle
14. Nob (or knob)

Tackle out for the gurrls!

14. Prick
15. Peter

16. Wang

17. Schlong
18. Schlort

19. Dong

When referring to dogs or small children:

tinkle.

WINKIE

One-eyed wonder worm

Heat-seeking missle

Pintle

There I fixed it.

Originally it was heat-seeking moisture missile.

This came from the list Dr C handed out in my Human Sex class in college. I wish I still had the list.

1) Lilyhammer
2) Tallywhacker
3) John Thomas
4) Dick
5) Willie
6) C'ock
7) Fuckstick
8) meat'n'two veg
9) lunchbox
10) pork sword
11) (active) member
12) Disappointment
13. Tackle
14. Nob (or knob)
14 (b). Prick
15. Peter
16. Wang
17. Schlong
18. Schlort
19. Dong
tinkle.
WINKIE
One-eyed wonder worm
Heat-seeking missle
Pintle
meat-seeking missile.
heat-seeking moisture missile.
28--Dipstick

29) Lord Silly

30) One-eyed snake

31) Bald-headed yogurt slinger :lol2:

Know how a gay guy fakes an orgasm?

He moans and then he dumps hot yogurt on your back.

I mean....that's what I've heard.

I actually knew a girl in college who wrote her thesis on cross-cultural penis slang. She had collected all sorts of great ones. But the only one I specifically remember was that in German it often gets referred to as a "paintbrush."

German girls are easel. :)

They sure were for me.

Maybe German boys are Frauleindulent about the broadness of their brush?

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32. Paintbrush (see above)
33. Rod
34. Tool

35: Wedding tackle
36: pud

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