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Carrot Pilausson

04-23-2012 12:12 PM

What are you Chewing RWN

Right Woofing Now I am chewing paddywack it is all slimy and smells good and when I roll on my back it goes down my throat and that isnt good mummy says what are you chewing RWN?

monster

04-23-2012 02:54 PM

Brazil nuts

classicman

04-23-2012 03:44 PM

Ironically enough - a carrot.

DanaC

04-23-2012 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 808125)

Ironically enough - a carrot.

Hahahaha. Nice.

I am chewing a piece of toffee.

infinite monkey

04-23-2012 04:09 PM

I just chewed a couple tacos. And my thumb. I don't know what a paddywhack is but maybe I need one.

DanaC

04-23-2012 04:12 PM

http://www.mastersdogfoods.co.uk/gun...paddy-wack.jpg

Quote:

Paddywhack (also spelt Paddywack) or Nuchal ligament/Ligamentum nuchae, is a strong elastic ligament or tendon in the midline of the neck of sheep or cattle which relieves the animal of the weight of its head.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddywhack

Mmmm tasty ligament.

infinite monkey

04-23-2012 04:15 PM

Might not be too bad. I've almost reached ligaments in my thumb. ;)

monster

04-23-2012 08:59 PM

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack on my shoe;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played three,
He played knick-knack on my knee;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played four,
He played knick-knack on my whore;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

regular.joe

04-23-2012 09:32 PM

What amazes me the most I think is that the original poster is clearly a bit crazy. The population of the Cellar answers said crazy poster with the most sincere and truthful answers, clearly totally ignoring the insane portion of the post. I'm not sure if this is out of some sort of respect, or because we are all just a bit crazy.

ZenGum

04-23-2012 09:43 PM

Oh, we're all mad here. You'll fit right in.

classicman

04-23-2012 11:01 PM

He's a puppy, Joe. You really think he's even the least bit sane?
:)

ZenGum

04-23-2012 11:25 PM

Across the road from my window is a park/oval which includes a dogs-off-leash play area. I often get to see the dogs racing around, playing, having fun, chasing balls, sniffing butts, making friends with other dogs, being enthusiastic about LIFE! Meanwhile the humans stand around trying to look Serious and Respectable.

Sometimes I think dogs are the sanest things on the planet.

Except the butt-sniffing.

monster

04-23-2012 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by regular.joe (Post 808211)

Or, we all know the OP is a puppy who is just learning his internet skillz and is still working on punctuation.

you pick the more plausible option....

BigV	04-23-2012 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 808241)

snip--

Except the butt-sniffing.

I just want to ask... how do you know?

ZenGum

04-23-2012 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 808249)

I just want to ask... how do you know?

Here we go again.

I teach students, but do they call me Zengum the Teacher? Nooooo.
I do first aid, but do they call me Zengum the first-aider? Nooooooo.
I read lots of books, but do they call me Zengum the reader? Nooo-ooo-ooo.

But you sniff one butt, just one little butt, just once, just to see what it's like, and from then on ...

BigV	04-24-2012 12:36 AM

ROTFLMFAO!

ZenGum

04-24-2012 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 808125)

Ironically enough - a carrot.

Even more ironic, since ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 807620)

Thirdly, books are for reading. I don't think you are getting the full benefit of my extensive collection of history text books by ingesting the pages piecemeal. And whilst I applaud your choice of texts (an ancient copy of Little Women, and E. P. Thompson's The Making of the English Working Class) I do find your method of approaching them to be, at best, inconvenient.

We need to add a rule, then, about not eating mummy's books. Should you really have a burning desire to understand gender identity and nationhood in eighteenth-century Britain, you need only ask and I will happily read you the relevant texts. Eating my copy of Linda Colley's Britons: Forging the Nation is not allowed.

... Carrot has been chewing classics.

limey

04-24-2012 03:22 AM

Not exactly chewing, but a lovely bowl of porage with raisins.

DanaC

04-24-2012 04:38 AM

@ Joe: Carrot's mah puppeh.

Here he is looking cute:

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5032/7...a34551522c.jpg

classicman

04-24-2012 11:23 AM

Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
He's getting too big too fast.
But OMG, I wanna roll around in the grass with that big fwuffy boy.

DanaC

04-24-2012 11:44 AM

That's from weeks ago he's even bigger now lol

trying to get an uptodate pic of him is hard though. He's either asleep or in motion :P

infinite monkey

04-24-2012 11:45 AM

Me too. He is so darn cute!

DanaC

04-24-2012 11:48 AM

I have just rolled around on the floor with him just playin and stealing his toes. He's ridiculously cute.

Until he swings up and accidentally catches the inside tip of your nose with his super sharp puppeh teefs. Less cute then.

Also slightly less cute when trying to drag boots off by the laces and/or grabbing the pant leg and hanging on. He's fucking wrecked my boots and snagged/torn two pairs of trews.

On the other hand he has just picked up his jangly ball and shaken it at me to try and tempt me into playing. Now that is definately cute.

infinite monkey

04-24-2012 11:53 AM

He's sorry mommy, he's just puppified.

You sure got a good one there, dana. He makes me smile. :)

DanaC

04-24-2012 11:59 AM

Oh I know it :)

Right clever little bugger he is too.

Trilby

04-24-2012 04:09 PM

Well you *did* steal his toes...

Sundae

04-25-2012 02:00 PM

Lick, lick, lick on my chin this morning to wake me up.
Before I got my hands up from under the duvet to brush him off (no cat licks on face!) Diz gave me a bit of a chomp. On chin! Chin-chomp! No idea where that came from.

He ran upstairs helter skelter as soon as he did it (sleeping on floor in living room due to cough). Little sod was perfectly aware he'd been bad.

Reminded me why I have a tiny Singa and not a big playful Beardie.
Although you'll be able to train yours out of it.

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