Things I don't need anymore...
 

a comb

Please add items that you no longer need.

An iron.

Who cares anyway?

I've even given mine away now.

I've actually used my iron in the last year, admittedly it was for a craft project, but I do have a number of wrinkly clothes that aren't supposed to be. I may end up using the iron someday.

Even if it's only to get wax out of the carpet.

another
 

newspapers

CRAP.

I don't need anyone's crap anymore.

you wanna piece a me?

Yellow Pages (now that I have a monitor stand).

I also have an iron and an ironing board. Both are still in their original packaging.

I have a club steering wheel lock. My car has an immobiliser. I almost never use the club, but it is good for either parking in dodgy areas (deterrence) or, you know, tapping things.

I'm bordering on being a hoarder. I can justify the need for anything. Well, nearly. I don't keep vegetable scraps in hopes that some day I will have a compost pile, for example.

note to self, the composting half-life of The Club likely exceeds the timeframe for the heat death of the universe. just... stop tapping things and give it away.

midol

yay, lol

So many coat hangers.
I filled two large binbags with (clean and folded) clothes for the charity shop today.
Some still had tags on.

I should have sold them on eBay, but Mum's been nagging me and it's not worth the added hassle.

Anyone.

an athletic supporter. yay

Oregon's infamous odoriferous banded sugar ants that annually attack our kitchen in mid-February

TMI alert
tampons
probably. Soon anyway.

Beer koozies.

I used to collect them with funny sayings on them. I miss my wacky koozies.

I know what a cooze it.
But a koozie?

foam cylinder you can put a bottle or can into to maintain temperature:

http://cellar.org/2012/foam-koozie.jpg

they're only used in cultures that enjoy their beer served cold

Miaow!

They could use the bottle variety ...

I haven't needed my 1984 HP-15C calculator for a long time. I still have it and occassionally run pointless calculations on it just to do some RPN.

75 ENTER, 50 X, 3 g %
112.5000

Shit from my ex. Actually I didn't need it when we were together either, but this BS via text . . .

Restaurants. Order and cleanliness. A life.

Speedos.

:(

Ouch. Hang in there.

Oh, I thought of another one!

Caffeine. Used to be well and truly addicted.

that's better

My Chicago roller skates with wood wheels

An assortment of wall and car cell phone chargers for various Motorola and Nokia phones.

My seven inch heels


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well maybe one pair I can wear if I am sitting down or in bed ;)

I never was able to wear anything like that.

postage stamps

http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily...175753723.html

I'd like to see a picture of you in 7 inch heels, for the record.

Me too!

... and nothing else :D

Well, maybe with a smile. :D

cigarettes

A bong :sniff:

My lunch, apparently :vomit:

Last night's dinner, apparently. :turd: :bogroll: :Flush:

Well, yeah, but you've had the goodness out of it though in that time, haven't you?

Maybe Limey's up the duff?

Gawd, I hope not! Preggers for the first time at 51 3/4. Gah!

stranger things have happened......

IIRC, Limey's a Tom Jones fan, so it could be said it's not unusual.

Oh, wait. That was Maurice André. Way to wreck my joke Limey.

Food, apparently ... :(

Sorry, Limey!

Don't be. she's up the duff and ecstatic and is going to conduct a cellar poll to choose the name. I bet glatt (TM) will be an option.......

Sorry to disappoint, but I am not preggers ...

I'll I need is this ashtray.

And this paddle game. This ashtray and this paddle game, that's all I need.

Oh, sure. And I never peed in a liquor store. :rolleyes:

A job. I used to have one, but it was terrible and ripped through my life like some kind of tornado. Maybe I've been unemployed too long, or maybe I am just defective and can't deal with life.
Man, that sounds kind of grim. I'm not unhappy. Am I bad person for liking unemployment? I have a meagre existence on the money I get, but I'm not going to have some kind of breakdown due to stress. So all things considered...

My brother and his whore (both addicted).

Somebody has to be unemployed, so it might as well be someone who likes it, IMHO.

I don't think so. :)

This happened in Texas? :eek:

It did not. Long story. Just know that I have peed in a liquor store exactly the same number of times that limey has been pregnant over the age of 50.

Now, hardware stores, that's a different matter ...