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Pete Zicato 01-11-2012 09:15 AM

Hostess files for Chapter 11
 
Oh Noes. Twinkies are a major food group for me.

Pico and ME 01-11-2012 09:49 AM

Awwww....no more Ho Ho's either???

Sad day.

Lamplighter 01-11-2012 10:14 AM

What if Hostess and Kodak merge to make cupcakes with pictures that never fade... win-win ?

infinite monkey 01-11-2012 12:31 PM

I knew this was going to happen. The whole King Don/Ding Dong thing was the stupidest thing since New Coke.

Aren't twinkies and cockroaches the only things that will survive a nuclear attack?

Pete Zicato 01-11-2012 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 786782)
Aren't twinkies and cockroaches the only things that will survive a nuclear attack?

Well, there's foot. He's got those arrows and all.

infinite monkey 01-11-2012 12:50 PM

Are you calling foot a twinkie? :bolt:

But seriously folks, now that you mention it, if the apocalypse comes we'll all meet at foot's place. It'll be like The Stand.

Sundae 01-11-2012 02:02 PM

No, the sign of the coming apocalypse is a Twinkie THIRTY-FIVE feet long, not three.
Yeah okay I looked up the exactly number

Pete Zicato 01-11-2012 02:04 PM

"That's some Twinkie".

One of my favorite movies evar.

fargon 01-11-2012 05:40 PM

Waaaaa!!! Where is the link?

classicman 01-11-2012 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by fargon (Post 786872)
Waaaaa!!! Where is the link?

take your pick

classicman 01-11-2012 10:19 PM

Andy Borowitz: If you manufacture Twinkies in the fattest nation on the planet
and somehow go bankrupt, you should be ashamed.

Trilby 01-12-2012 04:56 AM

It's because I'm doing Atkins.

Flint 01-12-2012 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 786725)
Oh Noes. Twinkies are a major food group for me.

Have you seen Zombieland? The Woody Harrelson character has a thing for Twinkies.

kerosene 01-12-2012 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 786790)
Are you calling foot a twinkie? :bolt:

That is sort of a good pet name.

monster 01-12-2012 09:34 PM

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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber's chair eating a snack cake, while her dad gets his hair cut. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too.
Funny, I was just thinking the other day "how come the major fast food chains never go bankrupt" then I thought... comfort eating happens in recession, you lose your job that's where you should invest your last paycheck/severence....." .....so....could this be a sign of the end of the "economic downturn"?



ch'yeah :lol:

Sundae 01-13-2012 11:27 AM

McDonalds pulled out of Iceland at the beginning of the recession.
The franchise rules meant that the food/ materials needed to be imported from Germany and it was not financially viable. At the time they closed they were selling the most expensive Big Macs in the world.

It doesn't help that there are only enough people in the country to fill a medium sized city elsewhere in Europe. Which explains why there were only three branches.

glatt 01-13-2012 12:08 PM

When we stopped over in Iceland in the early 80s on a flight back to the States, we went into a fast food burger place to try to get a cheap meal. We were starving. The burgers were like 5 times more than they would have been anywhere else. Very shocking when they rang everything up. In hindsight, we should have looked for a fish place.

infinite monkey 01-13-2012 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 787567)
When we stopped over in Iceland in the early 80s on a flight back to the States, we went into a fast food burger place to try to get a cheap meal. We were starving. The burgers were like 5 times more than they would have been anywhere else. Very shocking when they rang everything up. In hindsight, we should have looked for a fish place.

You were the travellingest damn family I ever heard of! You've been to so many places. That's amazing.

I've actually never left the country. :eek:

tw 01-13-2012 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 787547)
McDonalds pulled out of Iceland at the beginning of the recession.

The Economist rates currency values using a Big Mac index. Icelandic Krona is not listed. That would explain why.

Gravdigr 01-14-2012 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 787805)
I've actually never left the country. :eek:

I almost said "Me neither", but, I remembered I've been to Canadia.

Sundae 01-14-2012 04:27 AM

Iceland is on my "to go to" list.
But then so many other places are too!

Aliantha 01-14-2012 05:18 AM

A regular big mac meal over here will cost you around $8.

glatt 01-14-2012 07:02 AM

Back then, if you were flying from Europe to NYC, the cheapest flight was offered by Icelandair out of Luxembourg. They stopped over in Iceland for either 1 hour, or 25 hours. Your choice. We chose the 25 hour option, of course. All our luggage remained checked, so we only had our carry ons for that day. We rented a minivan and drove all around and even slept in the van. It was pretty miserable "camping" because we didn't even have blankets, and had no food either. But we saw a corner of Iceland, which was really fun. A huge waterfall, some geysers and bubbling mud pits, the capitol city (which was tiny), lots of thick moss covered landscapes. Went into a grocery store at one point looking for some breakfast and was amazed at the freezers full of fish. They had lots of fish.

Gravdigr 01-14-2012 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 787869)
A regular big mac meal over here will cost you around $8.

Our McD's aren't quite that high for the regular combo, but Burger King & Wendy's & Hardee's/Carl'sJr are all right there.

wolf 01-16-2012 06:09 PM

I blame the lack of Chocodiles for Hostess' financial problems.

BigV 01-16-2012 06:48 PM

Capital city.

ftfy.

Sheldonrs 01-18-2012 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 786955)
It's because I'm doing Atkins.

And he doesn't like it when you have a twinkie in your mouth? ;)

footfootfoot 01-18-2012 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 787869)
A regular big mac meal over here will cost you around $8.

Yes, but those are Australian dollars. In terms of US currency, $8 Australian dollars could buy a small house here.

footfootfoot 01-18-2012 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 786745)
What if Hostess and Kodak merge to make cupcakes with pictures that never fade... win-win ?

Then they'd have to file chapter 22. Or would it be 5.5?

glatt 01-18-2012 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 788917)
$8 Australian dollars could buy a small house here.

It's true
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footfootfoot 01-18-2012 12:11 PM

haggis

Gravdigr 01-18-2012 12:16 PM

Hostess files for Chapter 11
 
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Well, you could always make your own...

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