TENDERMUFFIN
 

WHY DO YOU LIKE FENCES THAT LOOK LIKE THE VIRGIN MARY, GAY OLYMPICS, BASKETBALL, AND SCIENCE MUSEUMS SO GODDAMN MUCH?

It isn't immediately obviously spam. Maybe its some new kind of slam poetry?

TELL ME ABOUT THE CHURCH OF THE WHALE PENIS, HIGH PRIESTESS.

Is the answer, "Because they all have a distinctive smell?"

I think it's a typing exercise. Yet to find the caps lock key though......

Now, if you were to include The Virgin Mary, a basketball and a science museum in the Gay Olympics that would be something. Maybe we should get shelden involved in this?

Do Gay olympians with basketball nads fence the virgin mary outside science museums? That might cause both tendermuffins and a bonerjam?

so.....

Tendemuffin is a member of 9 years who has posted in three image threads on the above mentioned topics, and then today started a thread about tebow with his 4th ever post.

http://cellar.org/member.php?u=522

I'mm'a guess that bonerjam is a Tebow fan and has teh secret gay hots for tendermuffin.

What do I win?

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=783399#post783399

sumthin like that...

So, it's been a while since I've posted here, and all of a sudden I'm a (completely hated) celebrity!!

Good to be back!

Hated? Completely? Self promoting maybe.

**cough**

If by completely hated, you mean a "fan club" of one, then, sure. but who gives a shit what bonerjam says, he's already retired.

Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

I retired before this scandal broke! Please don't remember my time here by this scandal! Remember the good parts.

'Cause he pees porridge hot?

cigarettes, ice cream, figurines of the virgin Mary...

Ok, now take these three things and make a fabUlous outfit!!! IN ONE HOUR!!!!!!!!!!

fag ends for pasties and and ice cream cone in the virgin area.

King Crimson?

Roger Maplethorpe

AlexTrebek: "The answer: The Virgin Mary, a science museum, and The Gay Olympics."

boop

"What are three things not allowed by the Taliban?"

Yep, "The Great Deceiver"

Robert Mapplethorpe?