Get Me in the Christmas Spirit
 

I'm always a bah-humbug, but this year is worse than usual. I'm completely and totally disinterested in this dumb holiday. Give me some genuine holiday cheer and help me look forward to this weekend. Pretty please.

You want someone to jingle your bells?

Did you know that when the three wise men came to visit baby Jesus they drove a Honda?

The Bible says they came of one Accord...

You could dye your bush green, then get someone to help ya dickoreat it!

:lol2:

I'm not a big holiday cheerleader, but staying home to love my woman and play with my kids works for me. Avoid unnecessary outings as you would other works of the Debil.

Don your gay apparel and go shopping. :D

Post 6...got me all christmasy!

Thanks, I'd forgotten. That was aces. :)

Post #6:

Outstanding!!

Truly.

Try this:

I'm glad I'm not the only Bah Hugbum, Clod.

But today I saw a couple working guys going back to their truck and one of them had a Santy hat on and I actually smiled at them. That's a good sign.

What usually does it for me is remembering my grandpa reading The Night Before Christmas to us grandkids. He always changed it to "opened the window and threw up the hash." :lol:

wrapping presents always gets me rolling. I like to wrap one or two early on and stick them under the tree.

Of course, getting the tree is really where it starts.

Clod, maybe after the seeds are in bed, turn the lights off, tree on, and have a glass of wine and wrap some presents?

Ah yes, maybe the wine could be a critical missing component. I'm used to my "down time" being during the day when the kids are in school/therapy, and evening is reserved for stressing about the next day. :) But if I got liquored up maybe I'd forget to do that part.

Do it! You deserve it.

Sending you loads of lazy, I have plenty. You can use it tonight.

Can you get the "stressing about the next day" thing over with earlier in the day? Then you could chill with the vino in the evening ...
But I hope you've had a little bit of the old Santa-thrill being the co-ordinator for this year's Sellar Secret Santa ... it's been a real gas seeing people's presents arrive, I hope you've also had fun from it>
Big hugs to you!

Guess this post should be here ... oh well.

I would so totally get you in the Christmas spirit, especially if you were liquored up.

Sadly, we're both married and live thousands of miles apart, and you are imaginary. But seriously, yeah.

It would be spiritual.

A Christmas spiritual.

eta, Clodfobble, not you Classic.

Whew ... I was worried there for a moment.

you two just had imaginary gay sex

beautiful, spiritual imaginary ....but still gay.

not that there's anything wrong with that.

Oddly enough, somehow you involved yourself also, Jim.

i'm just holding the imaginary camera. My light man, glatt is closer to the action. He got splashed with imaginary lube when foot dropped the bottle.

oy.... talk about thread drift!

here, quick! watch this

00.00 / 51.46 . . . . . .

YEAH!

iT'S THE WHOLE THING!

W00T!

I do a perfect Rudolph, btw.

Rudolph rocks.

That is beyond awesome. I have the ability to hook my computer up to the tv... I gotta do that and watch it!

I received cards from Dwellars in TX, CO, WA, and 2 from PA...
I am officially in the Christmas mood. :3eye:

Will this help?

maybe not...

Ok, I am there.

Santa in a ghillie suit!

I apologize for macking on Clod in her xmas spirit thread. That was really a squirell nutkin post.
I was just being an ass, and it seems inappropriate and or disrespectful.

Rudolph film...
Black eyes. dead black eyes. creepy, creepy, creepy eyes.

What, are you drunk and maudlin now? I can't tell if you're being serious. Your comments were fine. Come on, I've posted mostly-naked pictures of myself, I'm not sure where you guys got this idea that I'm a prude...

In fact I was drunk and maudlin when I posted that.

MIL is here and the wine and tension are proportional. But now that I've had some coffee and a good night's sleep, I'd still totally get you in your Christmas spirit.

Your MIL must be a real piece of work.

Wait. What?

link?

I know where they are , I guess its just a treasure hunt ,
bonus if you can find her rock climbing ass shot

How does one do Rudolph? I've been wondering. Please provide video.

Check your PM. :eek:

OK - but it's still AM here.

OMG. Sundae and jimhelm ROCK OUT!

that was very inspiring. And kool. Verah kool.

A guy in Pennsylvania and a chicka in England team up to sing for a sad chicka in Texas.

Blows. My. Mind.

It's awesome, eh?

And THERE you are! I was getting ready to send out the APB.

Merry Christmas, Bri.

Thanks! And a Merry Christmas to you as well.

treasure hunt? more like a needle in a haystack. I'll just mosey on over to your flickr account, I'm sure they've been copied there.

Merry Xmas eve, little house mouse.

Speaking of memories, I wrote a story in elementary school: The Field Mouse Who Wanted to Be a House Mouse.

That might be my mouse you got right there! Ask him who his agent is.

He says he didn't use an agent - he bought direct from the previous owner and saved 10%.

Please post mouse story in creative expression.

I will if I can find it. However, I may have something I can post from my childhood. I was published in 3rd grade. By mimeograph. In the school newsletter.

(Actually, I was published again in college in the literary and arts magazine. But it's truly horrid!)

only change the names to protect the innocent.

use cellar user names instead.

Well, it was a video they made a couple years ago. A re-gifting, if you will. But still a fantastic video! I've watched it three or four times in the last few days. :) I haven't had time to properly come back to this thread, but thank you all for your up-spiriting! I am feeling more jolly. A capon is in the oven, everything else is finished except for the green beans, the house is clean, and I'm excited to see my dad and uncle in a few hours. I don't feel like it's particularly Christmassy around here, to be honest, but I am looking forward to a nice evening, for sure.

:)

Yay for jolly!

Merry Christmas!

Lumberpop:

omg jim, is that your Papa? That is the shit! I love it!


:)

thanks for sharing jim! that is outstanding!

Awesome. You certainly look like him too!

I see where jim gets his talent.

Ahh right , that right there did it !!!
Way to go LumberPop !!!
Rock on !!!