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Trilby 11-24-2011 04:15 AM

Happy Thanksgiving, Turkeys!!
 
Four score and twenty years ago today our ancestors hopped in their boat that looked like Sea Serpents and voyaged over the main swan road to slay Beowulf, or, as he was more commonly known back then, Tim.

Having slain this Tim in a most heroic and swash-buckling manner, our ancestors pulled themselves up by their communal bootstrap, outlawed the communal bootstrap as "too socialist," strapped on their muskrat and hunkered on down to Alice's Restaurant where you could order anything off the regular menu so long as it was Thanksgiving dinner.

And lo, the hoi polloi showed up, as they are wont, and a Great Battle of Turkey Legges ensued until no one could tell the Legges from the Leggeless and Arwin threw in her hat and was elected Chief Elf and bottle-washer but she soon absconded with the Head Troll and no one has seen them since. There was a rumor that their landlord died and they were subsequently thrown out in the streets but we think those pictures were 'shopped.

And it was goode.

There was some witch-burning thrown in for good luck and a dance that was held in a barn (where some say much partaking of "hooch" was accomplished) and then they had another Thanksgiving Dinner that couldn't be beat.

Some poor sods were drafted into the Army and others grew manes of long, luxurious hair. This had to be stopped.

Once the nation was good and divided along uncompromising lines the Australians seized their moment and threw the whole thing into a dither by making promises their ego couldn't cash and Air Force One was born.

Then they played volleyball.
Shirtless.
Glistening in the hot, hot Aussie sun.

So. Anyway.

Merry Christmas, everyone!!

regular.joe 11-24-2011 04:46 AM

Well now, happy Thanksgiving to you! Happy Thanksgiving to all you dwellers.

glatt 11-24-2011 06:18 AM

You're both up pretty early!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Griff 11-24-2011 07:00 AM

Happy Thanksgiving all!

monster 11-24-2011 07:25 AM

I was up then too.... I'd kind of like to go back to bed but it's light, sleep will never happen. Guess I'll start cleaning...

Happy Misgiving!

infinite monkey 11-24-2011 09:10 AM

Happy thansfiving!

regular.joe 11-24-2011 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 775338)
You're both up pretty early!

Happy Thanksgiving!

I rode 30 easy miles on the bicycle this morning to make room for FOOD!

infinite monkey 11-24-2011 09:39 AM

Brianna, you've outdone yourself. That is great! :lol:

skysidhe 11-24-2011 09:47 AM

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

SamIam 11-24-2011 10:15 AM

Too funny, Bri! Happy Thanksgiving to you and to everyone! :yum:

classicman 11-24-2011 10:42 AM

Happy Thanksgiving all.

zippyt 11-24-2011 10:55 AM

happy turkey day All !!

wolf 11-24-2011 10:58 AM

Happy Thanksgiving, although of course this year is bittersweet. Had Crazynurses viewing last night ... I am grateful for having known her.

Yeah. Sorry for harshing your mellow.

zippyt 11-24-2011 10:59 AM

I rode 30 easy miles on the bicycle this morning to make room for FOOD!

This makes me smile ,,
glad your back safe and sound
Have a Big day !!

Trilby 11-24-2011 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 775390)
Happy Thanksgiving, although of course this year is bittersweet. Had Crazynurses viewing last night ... I am grateful for having known her.

Yeah. Sorry for harshing your mellow.

that's no harsh. That's what it's all about - being grateful for what you had/have and those memories are special.

Crazynurse lives on in you!

footfootfoot 11-24-2011 12:54 PM

I am imagining all of you having a delicious and wonderful, albeit imaginary, Thanksgiving with your pretend friends and families!

bon appétit!

Sundae 11-24-2011 12:57 PM

Brianna, that deserved to be served up every year.
Happy Turkey Day to you all xxx

TheMercenary 11-24-2011 03:03 PM

Happy Turkey Day everyone! I hope it is a great one for all.

infinite monkey 11-24-2011 06:36 PM

I had a nice time. It was a small turnout this year: younger bro and family go to Michigan, oldest of the grown nieces lives in LA (state not city) with her AF husband and new baby, dad had the flu :( but my other grown niece and three nephews were there, and my nephew's fiance who is in school to be a PA and we LOVE her, and two neighbor kids who idolize my older brother and their family (such nice kids!) and sis-in-law's mom and sis, who I really like.

Oh, and miracle dog...sweetest choco lab ever.

We ate, played some games, and laughed. The little girl played left/right/center with sissy law, neph fiance, mom, and me...and she took all our quarters! She's so shy, it was really fun watching her win.

I'm thankful for friends, family, and the Cellar, which is a bit of both.

:)

infinite monkey 11-24-2011 07:21 PM

I turned on the TV and A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving was on. So I have to post this part, with the lovely music of Vince Guaraldi.


infinite monkey 11-24-2011 07:22 PM

Oh, poo. It's a 'watch on youtube' one. Still, if you like jazz you'll appreciate it. Open another window!

TheMercenary 11-24-2011 07:25 PM

Loves me some CB! Great Pumpkin is one of the best.

infinite monkey 11-24-2011 07:35 PM

Yeah, Thanksgiving was a later one...Christmas and Halloween were the best!

Big Sarge 11-24-2011 07:39 PM

I had my dinner from Subway sitting at the old sewage lagoon. Now's the time to remember from Big Sarge, "Never take family for granted or you end up all alone watching the sunset and floating turds."

TheMercenary 11-24-2011 07:52 PM

Well done Big Sarge!

richlevy 11-24-2011 08:19 PM

Have a Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

zippyt 11-24-2011 10:08 PM

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DucksNuts 11-24-2011 11:33 PM

Happy day to eat your weird sweet and savory stuff together!!!

Like....marshmallows in sweet tata or some such stuff.

Urbane Guerrilla 11-25-2011 01:18 AM

'Twas a happy T-day indeed.

Turkey breast for just the two of us, two kinds of stuffing because I insisted (second batch came out pretty wet; rather too much broth I reckon) of cornbread and sage-&-bread, salad, fresh green beans cooked waterless with slivered almonds, gravy that I eventually reduced to some success but think I need more whole-bird drippings to really get right, rather than starting from chicken stock and roux (successful roux, though); whole cranberry sauce and the jellied too, can-shape and all (and more cans waiting); the pièce de résistance was lemon meringue pie as given in the Most Recent Recipe Thread in Food & Drink, this time with a gingersnap crust in place of a graham-cracker one. The turkey breast might have been the p-d-r if it hadn't come out a bit dry and slightly shrunken. Cook those things covered, it seems, and perhaps from thawed not frozen. Wasn't sure what I had going on. Oh yes, and the garlic mashed potatoes, from scratch -- considerable more garlic next time, lightly sautéed 'em in EVOO, quite good.

Even the black kitties got some turkey breast each.

Urbane Guerrilla 11-25-2011 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 775507)
Happy day to eat your weird sweet and savory stuff together!!!

Like....marshmallows in sweet tata or some such stuff.

Ayup. Candied sweet potato, puréed, more or less a substitute for butternut squash. But the mini marshmallows baked until a bit browned on top signify it is a festal dish!

The equally iconic pumpkin pie (fairly often a traditional autumnal dish because the punkins have ripened by about then and keep unrefrigerated for a time) is baked of smallish sweet pumpkins, such as the Sugarbaby variety, and is nearly as savory as sweet, with its spice mix. The large carving pumpkins are far blander and would only suit for, oh, soup or something. Hardly anyone does, though.

I like to spice pumpkin pie filling (pumpkin, sugar, eggs, evaporated milk, or substitute sweetened condensed milk for the sugar and evap-milk, for a custardy sort of filling) with cloves or somewhat less allspice, nutmeg, and mace. The addition of mace does a lot for its depth. Topping it with whipped cream is okay, but rather gilding the lily. Serving it à la mode, however, is not.


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